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  1. Haha dashing

    about 4 days ago from web
  2. Dashing through the snow~
    Dashing through the snow ~
    Dashung through the snow~

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  3. everybody loves bitcoin, the badly designed cryptocurrency that sucks

    [1.5 years later] we regret to inform you that it somehow sucks even more now

    about 5 days ago from
  4. Recent studies indicate it WOULD kill my coworkers to do their jobs correctly! Film at 11.

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. why did i draw jim davis hillary clinton last night

    about 5 days ago from web
  6. So at my work we need customers' bank information. Often they have checking and savings, sometimes with Bank of America, in which case I have to ask for BofA deez accounts.

    about 5 days ago from web
    • Actually, I'm doing alright tonight. How's the fediverse? Or at least RDN?

      about 6 days ago from web
      • Hey look Alice Cooper wrote a song about me!

        about 6 days ago from web
        • Got a work email stating "Safety is everyone's responsible." It was unmentioned whose responsible proofreading is...

          about 7 days ago from web
        • Hey, if I can find a way to indiscriminately banana on whatever's popular now just because it's popular, can I write for IGN, too? I've been trying to forget everything I know about spelling, punctuation, and grammar so I can write for AV Club, but that hasn't been wrokng oot.

          about 8 days ago from web
        • those shirts where they are supposed to look good untucked look like painting smocks.

          about 8 days ago from
        • I don't want anyfurry else / When I think of Gadget Hackwrench I touch myself

          about 9 days ago from web
          • where is everybody

            about 9 days ago from
          • still laughing at gangnam style. remember that?

            about 9 days ago from
          • Patreon request for @scribus - sorry it's so late !art

            about 12 days ago from web
          • God damn you autocorrect

            about 12 days ago from web
            • Settled on Bxe7+ because I remembered my took is keeping his light square bishop in place.

              about 12 days ago from web
              • Really like my white square bishop though, it's really keeping the black queen locked down pretty good.

                about 12 days ago from web
                • !chess problem time! You play White. Black just moved Ne7, opening up Bxe7+, presumably followed by ...Kc8. I suspect he wants at some point to get ...Bxb5, but then I have Nxb5 to follow. I'm tempted to pull Nd5, forking his knights, but for what in the end? I suck at midgame. And openings. And endgame. And #

                  about 12 days ago from web
                  • "The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy" –Pinboard

                    about 12 days ago from
                  • Do you think native Japanese speakers consider "warewarewa" the most fun to say, too?

                    about 12 days ago from web
                    • So I come home last night and there's a fire in the fireplace and nobody else is home. Turns out our houseguest didn't "have any issue" with leaving it unattended for what he thought "would only be half an hour." He claimed it was only embers, but when I got back there were four/five inch flames and it was popping cinders off left and right. My question is, how righteously indignant do I actually get to be about this? I thought about threatening to "rub his nose in it like a bad puppy" if anything like it ever happens again. As is, I pulled all of my video games and consoles from the TV and boxed them back up in my room because I can't trust him right now. He hasn't even made a token attempt at apology, other than a "my bad" about not locking the back sliding glass door. And, of course, if I prompt an apology, does it really count for anything? Or am I just overselling this?

                      about 13 days ago from web
                    • Not convinced that Left 4 Dead 2 is an improvement on the original. !vgp

                      about 14 days ago from web
                    • Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.

                      about 15 days ago from web
                      • if anything goes over 9000 I have to make the over 9000 joke, I don't make the rules.

                        about 15 days ago from
                      • remember mushi?

                        about 22 days ago from web
                      • I hate going to the auto parts store... Sales force is always, always waiting for me to be halfway through my thought before they holler out, "Hey there, can I interrupt whatever important thing it looks like you're doing!?" But they do it with a batcave-eating grin so you feel like an asshole for snapping at them...

                        about 18 days ago from web
                        • About to blacklist Cracked on my router to save myself the disappointment.

                          about 20 days ago from web
                          • there are reports of Russian GNU Social accounts linked directly to the Kremlin and Putin himself that are being paid to promote anarcho-capitalist ideologies here on the Fediverse. please let me know if you see any accounts matching this description.

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                          • Holy crap. Is this place still alive?

                            about 20 days ago from web