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WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #banmepls
Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 14:24:12 UTC from ban me pls- Griffin, Cerulean Spark and MetalTao and 3 others like this.
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Do robots even have genders?
Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 12:11:33 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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@administrator This is my 1st year and I like Rainbow Dash
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@administrator not really
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@administrator Yeah.
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@admin ahaha.
Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 12:07:15 UTC from web -
I really wish I had more bellybuttons. THEN I COULD BE A ROBOT.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 21:23:14 UTC from web -
Aw lads.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:54:11 UTC from web -
Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to count all the stars in the sky. This is because there are no stars in the sky. They are all in space.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:35:48 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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Contrary to popular belief, beards are not a natural occurrence. All bearded people are part of a secret cult that utilizes witchcraft and voodoo to grow hair on their faces.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:28:11 UTC from web -
After earth's oceans evaporated, pirates moved to the mainland. They became the first cowboys and still maintain control of the Rocky Mountains with their leader, Bullwinkle.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:25:31 UTC from web-
@wollap Hah!
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The chain of a monocle is actually a fanciness amplification device. When connected to the Cerebral Lasagna in the brain, it makes the user 20% fancier.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:22:29 UTC from web -
The only external file I am reading from are my spaghetti-O's.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:17:44 UTC from web-
@wollap OOooooOoo....
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@wollap What's the deal with this account anyway, I don't know if it's a spambot or what
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:14:42 UTC from web-
@redenchilada You probably should silence me. THEN YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ME COMING.
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@wollap I'm so confused. ;_;
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@redenchilada It is pretty ambiguous, but it could just be a context issue. I mean, I have no idea how long an Australian Imperial term is, this could be a perfectly reasonable restraint on the political power of a kangaroo.
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In Australia, it is illegal for a kangaroo to remain emperor for more than half a term.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:19:27 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! likes this.
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Contrary to popular scientific belief, holes in the bottom of coffee cups are not accidents. Instead, it is an attempt by Mother Earth to steal as much coffee as possible and use it as a substitute for magma, as coffee is much more delicious.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:13:38 UTC from web -
Paper bags were originally invented by the Vikings, which they used as disguises for their invasion of Rome.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:11:10 UTC from web- Matt repeated this.
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The reason people wear more clothes in winter and less in summer is because in the heat of the sun, sheep shrink to microscopic levels.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:10:34 UTC from web -
In the past, the earth was believed to be flat and at the center of the universe. Today, it is believed to be round and orbiting the sun. In the future, it will be banana-shaped and doing the tango around the Death Star.
Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:10:12 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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