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I’m questioning the wisdom of airing a COVID episode during the new Futurama season in much the same way somebody twenty years older than me probably wondered what the hell that Bush tax cut episode was about
Wednesday, 28-Jun-23 18:20:34 UTC from web-
@scribus More so in the sense that it was old news by the time the episode aired - the rebate was a pre-9/11 initiative, the episode aired in 2003, & even on the DVD commentary the writers acknowledge it was a bit of a dated topic at the time. Of course everyone gets the COVID episode, but it feels a bit LATE to do a COVID episode.
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@scribus (I have been staying up way too late lately, that math should have been much more obvious)
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@zeldatra oh, that would make sense. I'm terrible at comparative chronology or whatever, dates were always the worst part of history class lol
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(Yes, the 300 coffees episode was twenty years ago! Almost to the day.) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876378
Wednesday, 28-Jun-23 18:22:46 UTC from web -
Probably not great that when the Supreme Court makes an objectively good ruling my first thought is “oh something really Fluffle Puffed up is coming down the line and they’re trying to soften the blow”
Tuesday, 27-Jun-23 18:47:11 UTC from web -
Today in “I can’t believe this actually happened to me”, my boss is upset that I answered an email from the district manager before he did because in his mind it makes him look bad. The email was addressed to both of us and I already had the answer + required paperwork on me because I had been investigating the same thing that the DM wanted me to know about. Maybe answer the email faster then?
Monday, 26-Jun-23 16:25:18 UTC from web-
@zeldatra Your boss has some serious inferiority complex and cannot be proud to have good and promptly working people under his umbrella and cannot be happy not doing the work himself. Seriously I think he wanted to be the man doing this in order to show more face in front of his superiors and gather more reasons for a pay raise.
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On the other hand: it was a Brazilian all you can eat steakhouse so really how could I not
Monday, 26-Jun-23 03:52:16 UTC from web -
I ate too much food and couldn’t get drunk no matter how hard I tried :(
Monday, 26-Jun-23 03:40:58 UTC from web -
Hanging out with friends today and for the first time in like two years I’m not the designated driver so you best believe I’m going into work hungover tomorrow
Sunday, 25-Jun-23 15:30:59 UTC from web -
Just realized that the day two years ago that I decided to try and speak to a therapist (which I am happy to say I am no longer doing and am doing just fine!) is nine years to the day that I uploaded my first cartoon, “The Execution.” 365 days in the year and it was that one. Funny!
Sunday, 25-Jun-23 03:52:52 UTC from web -
Linus is my favorite Stardew villager because for some reason ConcernedApe wrote him to be the least sympathetic homeless person in all of fiction, like it’s actually a little bit offensive, and I love that.
Saturday, 24-Jun-23 19:43:40 UTC from web -
gonna sell this pilot to Smosh instead of linear television just to really bring this whole thing full circle
Saturday, 24-Jun-23 05:07:02 UTC from web -
The former Yiga guy in Zelda said that me wearing the Yiga outfit is a tasteless joke. That’s like if a former Nazi told me that wearing an SS uniform around him is a tasteless joke. It is, but you know what’s in even poorer taste? Being a Nazi.
Saturday, 24-Jun-23 04:56:21 UTC from web -
Five more days to decide if I even want to live to see 40
Friday, 23-Jun-23 18:41:52 UTC from web-
Scribus likes this.
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I just took and passed a SafeMark food safety exam as part of promotion training because it was faster than taking the 8 hour online training course. Have now been made aware that passing the exam does not mark the 8 hour online training course as complete in the system, so now I’m studying for a test I won’t take because I already took it and passed.
Friday, 23-Jun-23 17:17:41 UTC from web -
A local elementary school recently paid someone who was very obviously a furry to draw their mascot and now a bunch of cars are driving around town with some guy’s fursona on their bumpers
Thursday, 22-Jun-23 16:51:47 UTC from web -
The feud between Lauren Boebert and MTG inadvertently proves a certain stereotype about women and their ability to be nice to each other. They are literally the same woman in every way and they hate each other.
Thursday, 22-Jun-23 17:04:51 UTC from web -
that’s a Swole Foods joke that I probably can’t actually use because the implication is one that would probably make a lot of people kind of angry so you guys can have that one
Wednesday, 21-Jun-23 22:06:14 UTC from web -
heard they’re doing an NWA reunion with Eminem taking Eazy’s place
Wednesday, 21-Jun-23 21:53:38 UTC from web -
Tldr Dad's life was a rails shooter, my life feels like a Sierra Online adventure
Wednesday, 21-Jun-23 04:32:15 UTC from web -
so like what should I post about on here? should I use it more like livejournal with long introspective effortposts about what’s going on in my life, or more like twitter and just spew off short little jokes and thoughts as they come? I feel like what excited me about having a place like this when I rediscovered it was being able to share my thoughts, feelings, and ideas without having to contribute to an already congested and overstimulating platform like twitter that vampirically feeds off your attention, but now I’m realizing I don’t know what I want to even say lmao.
Tuesday, 20-Jun-23 21:01:23 UTC from web -
Boobies.
Tuesday, 20-Jun-23 21:21:38 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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Statistically speaking given my race, education level, and address I’m more likely to be a Republican so I’m about to go be an anomaly and vote in the Democrat primary
Tuesday, 20-Jun-23 20:47:32 UTC from web -
It’s primary day in Virginia, and this year’s a little different than 2021 because redistricting moved me to a new district that is so far left that the republicans have to switch parties and try to win the Democratic primary in order to have a realistic shot at winning. The two candidates in the primary this year are two similar looking guys with similar names, like that one Futurama joke
Tuesday, 20-Jun-23 16:46:41 UTC from web -
Discovered an incorrectly programmed formula in my cigarette inventory book that causes the calculations to be off by anywhere from $100 to $300 every week. Looked through the other stores’ books and realized that the same error exists in almost all of them… which means that some of the other stores have been cooking the numbers because their final variances have been very small. Hmm.
Monday, 19-Jun-23 17:10:11 UTC from web-
@zeldatra One can only wonder how a summation can be borked. I don't know but how much does it differ from the expected "shrinkage"?
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Today was evidently the one-too-many'th time I had to listen to my coworkers spewing various LGBTQ-phobias. Though, I did rant and rave more about the fact that they were standing around gabbing than the fact that I don't need to hear the rest of the crew blaming everything wrong in the world today on people I deeply care about.
Sunday, 18-Jun-23 06:54:38 UTC from web-
@adiwan I *probably* shouldn't've said I had to leave before I killled somebody, but they definitely should not have said they'd use trans people for target practice, and their little death threats against my people came first so tit-for-tat yknow?
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Might finally be time to go fully SSD
Saturday, 17-Jun-23 13:59:11 UTC from web -
Okay, so Mr. Burns forgets Homer Simpson a lot and that’s why he still has a job despite being bad at it on the one day of the week he’s actually there, but how does he get paid? Are nuclear safety inspectors paid on a salary, because Homer sure ain’t punchin’ any clocks.
Saturday, 17-Jun-23 12:44:42 UTC from web -
I also am the voice of three of those characters atm, so… jury’s still out on whether that’s actually inclusive or not
Saturday, 17-Jun-23 03:02:53 UTC from web -
1 gay character, 1 bi character, 1 straight character, and 1 non-binary character, this pilot is more diverse than an 80s movie street gang
Saturday, 17-Jun-23 02:59:24 UTC from web -
Just got recommended a TikTok titled “non-binary fashion”, and like, I’ve been drawing my nb character in a t-shirt and some jeans, am I doing it wrong??
Friday, 16-Jun-23 19:28:58 UTC from web -
I used to think Beavis and Butt-Head were unrealistically stupid, but after having read the YouTube comments on a Beavis and Butt-Head clip, I now believe that they might be of average intelligence
Friday, 16-Jun-23 21:40:09 UTC from web
