Notices by Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony), page 17
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@mrmattimation Would you be less or more mad if they did not report on cuckoo news like that ?
Actually, why get mad at all ? It is not like you are in any way in control. -
"Don't you worry captain, I am as sharp as a knife, as keen as a bean, got my eyes on everything and everyone all at once like an owl"
20 seconds later
BONG
"Auch ! Who put that bulkhead there ?"
So I facepalmed IRL. and I HAD to take that buffoon with me on a mission. So we got captured, 3 times, inside of the same facility. Once because he could not keep his mouth shut, once because he sneezed while we tried to sneak past a patrol, and once because... Well maybe that last time was MY fault but how was I supposed to know that there was no hot sauce in the red barrels with a flame on em ?Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 23:17:06 UTC from web -
@scribus Best of wishes to wherever that fluffy fellow may go to, your mom, and everyone who will ever miss that cat :(
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@techdisk The eternal misadventures of a techie being taken advantage of by both family and alcoholic beverages.
"Hey can you get me Microsoft Office for free ?"
Well I could if you were running a Linux based OS real easy
"teehee, I think I understood 5 words of what you just said"
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@techdisk [quickly thinks of a pun]
Bi-polar ?
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Oh cmon game, do not do this to me. I just had to pass an aptitude check where I had to roll 9 or better on a D10 and DON't YOU DO THIS TO ME
Oh, it never heard that, it already crashed.Monday, 19-Aug-19 22:01:37 UTC from web -
@scribus That would change the world !
No wait. I think it might merely cause some people in the Vatican to take up meditating for once in their life and maybe spawn some extra statues. Pretty sure after that it is going to be business as usual.
Oh and maybe it will unlock new options for brothers and priests to do their hair, that would be neat. -
There are strange things in the airspace directly above me. They are small, fast, and have bright green lights on em which make identifying them hard.
I thought they were fireworks at first but they leave no heat-signature either.
I would be freaked out if I was sober.Sunday, 18-Aug-19 23:39:32 UTC from web -
@scribus If you can get ECP over the counter without prescription then SOMEONE is doing all the b-thumping.
All I'm saying is "what a strange country" -
@mrmattimation I am sorry about your cunundrum but I know little to nothing about why it would be a hard topic in the USA, or even how professional a healthy worker-boss relationship even is over there.
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@adiwan That would only make sense if my co-workers are a bunch of doom-sayers about climate change and having Methane pockets release from the binds of either ice or water on the poles would trigger side-effects.
Actually, let me google that real quick
So they are actually on to something but they are acting like chickens that lost their heads and are acting like doomsayers... Great... I bet that I can toss a plastic straw in between them and see them melt down.
Good thing it is finally weekend for me. -
@mrmattimation Hooray for good old wikipedia ?
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Ohkay could anyone explain what "Methane Hydrate" is to me ? It is probably important but my co-workers are not makeing any sense.
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@adiwan I'll put that sweet recommendation on the list then. That sounds cool :)
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@mrmattimation You talking about the ideom "Plan B" as a whole or is it something more tangible like "Plan Z" and I have NO idea what you mean.
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@adiwan Is it Horror ?
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@adiwan Alright, why ? And please do explain it like you would for someone who has no idea what a Minehunter is.
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Oh, something about a Casino in India. Also what is a "Sepak Bola" ?
Saturday, 17-Aug-19 14:19:21 UTC from web -
gets into cockpit
So you are sure this is safe
"Affirmative"
There is what looks to be a gearbox on my left
"Yeah ?"
It has an old fashioned spanner in it
"Your point ?"
To my right is a box with a nuclear sticker on it, and also a sticker that reads 'do not open'
"I know"
You know it is open right ?
"Affirmative, what is your point ?"
Nothing I just wanted you to know that I feel the most safe I have ever felt in my life
"You are an idiot, I am going to miss you"
Wait, what was that last bit ?
".... N-nothing..."Friday, 16-Aug-19 21:10:32 UTC from web -
Aw. Today I got a gruesome reminder that mylittlefacewhen.com is dead.
Friday, 16-Aug-19 15:31:56 UTC from web -
@scribus Growing up fast eh ? It was only a day ago when you were Secretary...
... I approve of your aspirations -
First law of my future country :
"Defenestration is allowed when people get on your nerves. Such as guests overstaying their welcome"
Second law :
"Windows shall never be build further than 3 feet from the ground"Wednesday, 14-Aug-19 14:57:55 UTC from web -
@scribus I was talking about the A thing from the J-land
I mean do you for a moment think I would not legalize alcohol ? You silly pony. -
@scribus I'll build you a full mascot costume and we'll call you Secretary of Pants Extermination and Classificator of Irritating or Annoying Legwear.
SPECIAL for short. -
Shower thought
What if I started my own country and printed some money, got some oversea's investors and try to run it the best I can for a couple months. Then instead of printing more money ( and causing inflation ) I would do the opposite. Unprint money, so that the value of the money I would have goes up EXTREMELY fast. Then go to Amazon.com and buy myself a 1 million dollar gift card.
Too bad that will never work. Amazon does not have 1 million dollar gift cards. I blame the Towel for ruining my plans yet again.
I would also upload a picture of someone but I am sure we all know who or what he looks like -
@scribus Oh hey that is today isn't it ?
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@thelastgherkin I would google if that is real thing... But I like my front door where it is...
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Well, that newest ElectroBoom video pretty much did everything I was planning to do on a later date when I felt better.
I guess I am going to mix it up with just 1 Peltier device, a big heat sink, a small heat sink, a cheap cooling box from a cheap outlet ( Aldi ? Action ? Big Bazar ? ) a temperature triggered relay on an IC without documentation and ... then later figure out whether It functions better as Ice-Cube-box or Bread-Thaw-Box.
Only forseeable challgenge : Find a way to cap out a wall adapter or power source so it never asks more than 1.2 Amps.Monday, 12-Aug-19 20:25:41 UTC from web -
Being sick at home having nothing to do ( except say hi to the proverbial angels and demons on your shoulder, if you have a vivid imagination ) allows for me to find the time to dig DEEP and remember stuff I burried and forgot somewhere.
See here, a webcomic I loved some 13 years ago
http://rainbowdash.net/url/875072
Apparently it is STILL being updated like once per 2 days, wow.Monday, 12-Aug-19 18:55:39 UTC from web
