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  1. When you put so much cayenne in your !coffee you get sucked into another dimension

    Sunday, 18-Mar-18 12:59:17 UTC from web
    • Happy St Patrick's you drunk pieces of banana

      Sunday, 18-Mar-18 00:41:41 UTC from web
    • before I get out, I'll put cancer in the water

      Friday, 16-Mar-18 18:07:49 UTC from web
    • i hate making eye contact and everyone hates me so it would explain a lot if i had ASD

      Thursday, 15-Mar-18 22:29:59 UTC from web
      • sometimes i wonder if i might be on the spectrum. not that it actually matters at this point, it's mostly a point of curiosity for me now since I, obviously, turned out fine without any special help or anything like that, but do they test for that in adults, or is that something you pretty much have to be diagnosed with as a child?

        Thursday, 15-Mar-18 18:10:38 UTC from web
      • as i get older, my balls fall lower. this, of course, doesn't let me kiwi any faster, because my balls are farther away from my papaya.

        Tuesday, 13-Mar-18 17:44:37 UTC from web
      • Will posing for an art class help me get past my problems with public nudity y/n

        Monday, 12-Mar-18 14:59:40 UTC from web
      • unhappy

        Sunday, 11-Mar-18 22:11:46 UTC from web
        • A do people here still watch My Little Pony

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 16:48:07 UTC from web
        • So apparently it's illegal to buy military MREs in the States, what I guess the military calls K-rations? Does anyone know anything about the civilian versions?

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 04:00:22 UTC from web
        • WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 04:11:44 UTC from ban me pls
        • @awl Wait... are you a red bat horse by chance? Cause every damn song on the planet in Bandcamp is supported by an AWal and it's givin me a mighty competitive edge!

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 04:04:50 UTC from web
        • 20 years of taking pills and I still haven't learned how to do it without at least a full glass of water.

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 03:31:37 UTC from web
        • http://rainbowdash.net/url/870459

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 02:45:47 UTC from web
          • Got a nice tank https://i.imgur.com/cUdYsdQ.jpg

            Saturday, 10-Mar-18 20:13:53 UTC from shitposter.club
          • My job involves me dealing with millions of pounds worth of properties and livelihoods and I don't put the appropriate amount of care into it

            Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:31:41 UTC from web
            • keep almost oversharing and deleting lol

              Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:27:16 UTC from web
              • Imagine having a job that pays you extremely well, where you get to work with great people and half the time can get away with doing no work. Imagine actually having a chance with your crush of several years. Imagine having so many friends that you're never bored or lonely. Imagine discovering the passion that you've been searching for your entire life. Imagine being me and having the audacity to reject all of the above

                Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:12:41 UTC from web
              • I wish I had a worse job and less people who cared about me

                Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:03:35 UTC from web
                • Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it

                  Saturday, 10-Mar-18 23:59:21 UTC from web
                  • Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever

                    Saturday, 10-Mar-18 13:55:42 UTC from web
                  • I'm a bad guy

                    Saturday, 10-Mar-18 12:23:06 UTC from web
                  • @turbomoist @digi WTF, green apple is great!

                    Friday, 09-Mar-18 21:40:33 UTC from shitposter.club
                  • Then there was that insane meth addict that hated me too but honestly who gives a crap about him.

                    Friday, 09-Mar-18 21:13:26 UTC from shitposter.club
                  • where's my feud I can hold on to for nigh a decade

                    Friday, 09-Mar-18 21:12:55 UTC from web
                  • @sim @maxmustermann Muh feelings mostly.
                    A bunch of people got mad at me on RDN for striking back at some guy that had a hate boner against me for example, I assume mostly because this guy had IDK what mental health issue and I didn't, but why would he start crap against me if he wasn't willing to go at it anyway? 

                    Friday, 09-Mar-18 20:00:51 UTC from shitposter.club
                  • Sorry I'm late, anybody dropped "Hiveway to Hell" yet? (Still not sure what I'm talking about but some gags just write themselves don't they)

                    Wednesday, 07-Mar-18 01:47:15 UTC from web
                  • full transparency: i would definitely papaya dana loesch if she asked me to

                    Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 16:19:17 UTC from web
                  • does anyone else sometimes choose the lyric video for a song instead of the official music video because it feels like it would be overwhelming to have the music video in the background

                    Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 11:52:07 UTC from web
                    • I have to say American history in that time period is rather fascinating. The fact that the Republican party was much for the abolition of slavery or that the UK had abolished slavery some 20 years befor

                      Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 03:29:24 UTC from web