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You know what sucks is busting a valve stem on a ride to school, putting the spare tube in, and bisting that stem as you’re trying to give it air. I think I’m done using manual pumps.
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:46:22 UTC from web -
My office has electronic locks on all the important doors. They drill home time and again how important security is. We have at least two armed sheriff's deputies on site. And I just watched one of them leave a gate four inches open as he walked away.
Monday, 08-Jan-18 19:14:12 UTC from web-
@scribus I like when people tell me they don't have their ID pass on them so that I can refuse to let them through the door because it's a security breach
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the entire "feminists who don't talk about women's rights in muslim countries" argument is dumb
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:50:06 UTC from web -
I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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so what's funny about the ugandan knuckles meme thing?
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 23:37:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation explain
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@tiff So Gregzilla (an animator/acquaintance of Petey) drew a goofy-looking Knuckles for a cartoon. THAT spawned a meme where people would just take his talking “animation” (really just his mouth flapping open) and sync it so he’s singing popular music. Some dude made a 3D model of Gregzilla’s Knuckles and imported it into VRChat. So you had people going around in this goofy avatar for a while, and that was fun and all, but mango got really nuts when some Ugandan guy downloaded the model and got a bunch of his friends to crash a virtual wedding.
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@mrmattimation I... see
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just realised my bio still says i'm 19 lol
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 22:08:33 UTC from web -
This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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Ended up in the background on Twitter (it's a secret to everybody) at wrasslin http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/867902
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 18:37:04 UTC from web -
having a receptacle that can fit nicely in your hand seems to make you drink faster, and therefore you fill it up more regularly ad infinitum
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:50 UTC from web -
and three creme eggs
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:58 UTC from web -
I've eaten no less than three kinder eggs this week
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:32:50 UTC from web -
drinking out of a tiny jar actually does wonders for getting enough water every day
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 14:28:02 UTC from web -
i want to go back to the old days of 2016 RDN where we kinkshamed random internet artists
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:41:05 UTC from web -
I was out driving today and I waited a little too late to hit the brakes at a light so i had to squeeze it a little harder than I normally and the car lurched a bit and I nearly farted but i didn't
Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:25:38 UTC from web- orungano repeated this.
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@mrmattimation I basically fart in response to any strong emotion I feel, be that joy, fear, I once farted in response to being chased by a toy helicopter
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@tiffany I've genuinely only ever been able to prevent myself from farting around women, and even then sometimes i leave the room to go fart. Once a fart starts, there's no stopping it.
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@mrmattimation one time when my arm was numb I was trying so hard to move it I farted
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I listened to both Drive Like Jehu albums the other day and those are awesome
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:25:25 UTC from web -
my plan to listen to at least one new (non-2018) album a day this year is going well so far
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 12:24:24 UTC from web -
Grandaddy Saved My Marriage
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I learned recently that someone I work with used to be in a doom metal band and I'm listening to it and I have no idea what constitutes a good doom metal album
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 17:12:55 UTC from web -
smooth by santana even, lmao
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:33:17 UTC from web -
oh, apparently everybody on the planet thought of this before I did
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:26:00 UTC from web -
Havana is basically Santana by Smooth featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 15:25:16 UTC from web -
WHO DID THIS laughing crying emoji
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 11:51:11 UTC from web -
ooh, new episodes of The Good Place coming out
Friday, 05-Jan-18 18:58:58 UTC from web -
why did I let somebody I work with follow me on Twitter
Friday, 05-Jan-18 18:14:11 UTC from web -
Correction: every other user that left this website
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I'm pretty sure he's a misogynist now, and also he won't stop trying to have sex with women who are dating his friends
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:28:25 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash does it sound like every other user on this website
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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starting off 2018 with a very significant disdain for my closest friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:27:14 UTC from web -
anyone defending Trump in 2018?
Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 23:36:59 UTC from web-
cow2001 likes this.
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breaking the news to your family that a relative has died that they knew better than you is strange
Wednesday, 03-Jan-18 18:24:11 UTC from web
