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  1. I will do a murder on you

    Friday, 17-Jan-14 22:38:36 UTC from web
    • I've never felt so good about buying something than when I got my Carved phone case, it has "Thank you!" everywhere including "Thank you James!" written by hand. So nice.

      Friday, 17-Jan-14 20:19:50 UTC from web
    • “We love your enthusiasm for our products, but those helicopters are for your own good and productivity. Please, stop taking them. Don’t make us ask again, or we will have to do a number of unproductive things with your human form.””

      Friday, 17-Jan-14 19:59:29 UTC from web
      • @rancidrob But we're allegedly supposed to learn from our collective past and improve.

        Friday, 17-Jan-14 19:38:45 UTC from web
      • Hasbro censored Derpy again. http://ur1.ca/gfwl3 #

        Friday, 17-Jan-14 14:24:40 UTC from web
      • Morning is just another word for drink half a pot of coffee.

        Friday, 17-Jan-14 19:30:49 UTC from web
        • I have yet one more readon to want to get the hell out of this state...

          Friday, 17-Jan-14 16:43:27 UTC from web
        • @mallencraft Hello, I are SpaceDoge.

          Friday, 17-Jan-14 15:33:45 UTC from web
          • @spacedoge Got a project? Need help? Incomplete. Having feelings? Strange feelings? Feelings you've never felt? Incomplete. Is your body filled with hot blood, waving curves of sinew, and skin? Can you feel all that blood? Is it even your blood? How can you be sure? Incomplete. Are you dizzy from it all, all of this? What are your hands doing? Incomplete. Where are your hands now? Where have they been? Where are they going? Where are you going? Have you ever broken the surface of something with a hammer? Ever channeled sublime thought into sandpaper? Ever wanted to touch something because you feel things, because touch is the only sense you trust? Incomplete. What is trust? Is making a thing proof that you exist? Is fixing a thing proof that you have transcended mortality? History? Incomplete. Feel things? Feel things? You can do it . We can help. The Rainbow Dash Network

            Friday, 17-Jan-14 15:34:13 UTC in context
          • @welcomepony Who... added this

            Friday, 17-Jan-14 15:40:51 UTC in context
        • I've been listening to the Doctor Who theme on repeat nonstop since 8:30 this morning. I am preparing for the day that the walls of the universe break down and fiction becomes reality.

          Friday, 17-Jan-14 15:30:11 UTC from web
        • @sprite I'm at work, so I can't really get onto Skype right now. You can DM me if you want, but I'm pretty busy so I might not respond super fast.

          Friday, 17-Jan-14 13:29:55 UTC from web
        • @vt3c I'm not a multi billion dollar company

          Friday, 17-Jan-14 11:53:28 UTC from web
        • This is the future you chose.

          Friday, 17-Jan-14 10:56:40 UTC from web
          • Bloons TD5 really should not have tried to force me into playing on easy mode. I'm now on round 100/50 and my map is filled with fully upgraded death turrets.

            Friday, 17-Jan-14 10:34:24 UTC from web
          • Of course, it's when I'm an hour late to bed already that I think up another approach to making VirtualBox stop being dumb.

            Friday, 17-Jan-14 10:35:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid
            • Is the ice cream cursed somehow?

              Friday, 17-Jan-14 10:19:35 UTC from web
            • I have reason to believe that Zygarde is going to haunt my dreams. #

              Friday, 17-Jan-14 10:01:20 UTC from web
              • http://pny.lv/b57 isn't this cat pretty

                Friday, 17-Jan-14 09:40:02 UTC from web
                • http://pny.lv/b4f Cool hat courtesy of @flamingpandaomg

                  Friday, 17-Jan-14 08:25:32 UTC from web
                • For now, it is extreme black metal and Pokemon.

                  Friday, 17-Jan-14 07:51:33 UTC from web
                  • Well, that was my halfhearted token attempt at making VirtualBox accept my USB devices for the night... Guess I'll try again tomorrow, and Saturday (maybe even twice on Saturday!), Sunday, Monday... Actually, probably not until Monday. I think come Monday I'll just declare it too gorram much hassle and throw my stupid old iPod Shuffle at the wall a million times.

                    Friday, 17-Jan-14 07:50:31 UTC from web
                    • She's laying down just out of arm's reach. Silly cat, I can't reach you there.

                      Friday, 17-Jan-14 07:37:53 UTC from StatusNet Android
                    • SURPRISE ARMS

                      Friday, 17-Jan-14 07:31:59 UTC from web
                    • Children of haters ¿Alguien habla español?... No, well kiwi all

                      Thursday, 16-Jan-14 22:47:09 UTC from web
                    • Yeah no I have no motivation to rewrite stuff it seems. Guess my brain will just have to do less farting and more remembering.

                      Thursday, 16-Jan-14 20:17:52 UTC from web
                    • I need to be punched in the face

                      Thursday, 16-Jan-14 21:41:31 UTC from web
                    • I am now just collecting a massive pile of ebooks.

                      Thursday, 16-Jan-14 20:43:33 UTC from web
                    • Breakfast at 2:30 in the afternoon.

                      Thursday, 16-Jan-14 20:31:47 UTC from web
                    • Wow I really ought to catch up with "The Suburban Jungle" sometime.

                      Thursday, 16-Jan-14 20:30:43 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      • Oh man I found a walkthrough of make-you-own replica of a plasma rifle... I may have to do this...

                        Thursday, 16-Jan-14 17:59:08 UTC from web