Timeline for red list by thelastgherkin, page 101
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I bring sex moves from the future
Friday, 03-Jun-16 08:08:36 UTC from web -
Gherkin, did you order all the robots? Ha ha boy howdy
Thursday, 02-Jun-16 19:33:47 UTC from web -
@scribus I like the part where the cat is in the bath.
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Stacey, will you be my legally incestuous wife?
Thursday, 02-Jun-16 17:32:48 UTC from web -
Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!
Thursday, 02-Jun-16 17:30:38 UTC from web -
WHAT. IS papaya CENSORED.
Thursday, 02-Jun-16 08:14:32 UTC from web -
Asimov's first law of robotics is that you do not talk about banana
Thursday, 02-Jun-16 08:14:19 UTC from web -
Had a dream that ITV was doing their own version of Doctor Who in the gap year. The new TARDIS and its AI (voiced by Simon Cowell) decided via popularity algorithms to bring back the Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory, who in turn demanded they bring back Fitz from Agents of SHIELD(????). Simon gleefully told them he wasn't dead. (?!) Also the TARDIS scanner screen had a Weeping Angel bust poking out of it. All this happened while I was eating Easter eggs in Asda.
Thursday, 02-Jun-16 07:10:32 UTC from web -
@scribus No pants plants.
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@zennx Owlbino
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@mrmattimation "A Christmas Carol" and "The Husbands of River Song" are both good eggs. "Voyage of the Damned" and "The Snowmen" showed promise.
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Also: Jackson's wife friggin' dies, and as soon as he finds out, we get some plucky, jokey music as the Doctor investigates a bleeping thing. It's mood whiplash that completely negates the poignant character moment.
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I like "The Next Doctor", but it's a bit of a mess. Not only does Russell T Davies think that there was a better ending out there where Miss Hartigan redeemed herself by destroying the CyberKing without the messy introduction of a Dalek ex Machina, but the Cyber Shades remain undeveloped for something that could have been a cool monster, and the perfect opportunity to turn Jackson into the hero he could be - the rescue of young Frederick - is taken by the Doctor swashbuckling his way up a rope because he's perfect and can do no wrong. If Jackson had done that, and suggested the hot air balloon to the Doctor instead of moping around, this episode would be an A- at worst.
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Cyber Leader: That was designated "a lie".
Tuesday, 31-May-16 17:09:27 UTC from web -
@scribus Oh, it's just silly old Gherkin, colliding ideas in his brain and vomiting them up onto the internet in the interests of surreal humour... or is it?
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@mrmattimation Gherkin remembers.
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@mrmattimation Remember that fan comic where Kazooie grew up in a religious town and her parents were died in a deliberate house fire for practising voodoo, and she was raised by the elderly priest, and when he died she was taken to an orphanage where the kids were routinely sexually abused, and after escaping she fell in love with Banjo after he peeked at her cloaca when he was giving her a bath?
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@thelastgherkin @redenchilada Never mind! My circles were clearly not circular enough
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@redenchilada red how
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red i have been playing this game for 45 minutes http://pny.lv/0i1k5
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WHOA
Tuesday, 31-May-16 09:38:31 UTC from web -
@nerthos Cap's been black for two years. http://pny.lv/0i0h7
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She's a couch-sleeper! She sleeps! on the couch!!
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@ceruleanspark Blb blb blb blb!
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Haaaaaam, gurl!
Sunday, 29-May-16 13:28:18 UTC from web -
My pizza hangover treatment is pizza hair of the dog, because I'm a pizzaholic.
Sunday, 29-May-16 09:05:05 UTC from web -
@firestormdangerdash This is... promising.
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@scribus The Manehattan one. Saddle Row Something.
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Saturday, 28-May-16 06:04:17 UTC from web -
@scribus (Non-binary)
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@scribus No broblem
