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whatever stereotype the media has trained you to think of when I say my metro-area store gets robbed frequently is false, because there IS a type, but news companies aren’t talking about it.
Sunday, 21-May-23 23:21:40 UTC from web -
I am Irish so it’s perfectly okay for me to say racist things about the Irish (but I’m also trying to get an Irish studio to co-finance something for me so maybe I shouldn’t)
Friday, 19-May-23 23:11:48 UTC from web-
@zeldatra It's the duck typing principle: If you walk an American and you talk like an American, then you're American. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_typing
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all of my booking emails are in Dutch now. I booked in English. What is wrong with you
Saturday, 20-May-23 21:22:36 UTC from web -
Ireland is kind of like if J.R.R. Tolkien was God
Thursday, 18-May-23 00:11:13 UTC from web-
@scribus multiple varieties of short people, strange culture and folklore, Gandalf is president, etc
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currently dating @liquidusmira.. it really is a small world huh
Friday, 12-May-23 18:07:11 UTC from web-
@shyderp You're both still alive so that's good news, there was a non-zero chance of that being the case
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DayQuil is $12.29. Our private label version is $3.99. I can only assume it’s because we cut ours with fentanyl
Tuesday, 16-May-23 16:16:38 UTC from web -
They play three (3) Smash Mouth songs in my store an hour and I’m starting to become a believer in righteous violence
Monday, 15-May-23 20:05:54 UTC from web -
It’s like grayscaled and has film grain and apple over it, I think maybe I might be going a bit far here but it’s just too funny to leave out
Monday, 15-May-23 23:50:18 UTC from web -
I was editing together a faux-RKO newsreel from like the 1940s with stupid narration, and like, it was kind of funny, but then sandwich in the middle of these videos of old planes and cars and whatnot I just decided to throw in video of Jan 6th and it became 20x funnier, I hope Vice News’ bankrupt asses don’t hit me with a claim for it though
Monday, 15-May-23 23:48:20 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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My cat just let out a human fart pooping, that boy ain’t right
Monday, 15-May-23 22:56:13 UTC from web -
The songs in question are “All-Star”, “Story of my Life”, and their cover of “I’m a Believer”
Monday, 15-May-23 20:07:41 UTC from web -
Asked a leading question about whether or not Trump lost a fair election, the Republican Governor of Florida laments the Republican “culture of losing” because I guess these guys can’t even answer the easy questions without looking dumb anymore.
Monday, 15-May-23 19:18:29 UTC from web -
In the spirit of jokes that literally only I am probably even capable of finding funny, I present to you Weird Alice Cooper's "Dare to be Stoopid" -____-
Sunday, 14-May-23 20:59:20 UTC from web-
@scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"
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@thelastgherkin Naughty naughty
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@thelastgherkin Well met.... Lol
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Been running on about four hours of sleep every day because I’m up all night with Zelda and then I work in the morning, I don’t think I’ve had a sleep schedule this bad since high school
Monday, 15-May-23 16:03:09 UTC from web -
I may be addicted to Zelda again
Sunday, 14-May-23 08:08:13 UTC from web -
Skyward Sword, on the other hand, may as well be the only game in the series with how much they talk about it.
Saturday, 13-May-23 18:18:11 UTC from web -
OK.... Tears of the Kingdom... What does "tears" refer to? Is it the liquid coming out of the eyes (for example while crying) or is it the edge of two pieces of a material/object that has been ripped apart (for example tearing a piece of paper in two pieces)?
Friday, 12-May-23 13:18:20 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Aaah... So it is not derived from the German word "Tier" (plural "Tiere"), which means "animal".
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@scribus Good lord I wish, the previous game indirectly mentioned the events of Twilight Princess exactly one time and that seems to be the only acknowledgment Nintendo is willing to give that game.
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I’m twelve hours into Zelda and I have accomplished zilch in terms of the main story. I DID manage to construct a self-driving cart that kept me shaded in the desert so Link wouldn’t die of heat exhaustion, but that victory was short lived as I had no way of steering it and also it was made entirely of wood and I rely on fire for most of my fight strategies so everything came to a tragic end.
Saturday, 13-May-23 06:19:54 UTC from web -
next time something like NFTs drops that could make me a ton of money but is ethically unsound, could somebody please let me know before you tell everyone else so that I can get in early and when the whole thing explodes I can be like “damn they hired death squads in WHICH developing nation? Oh man I didn’t know my bad dude” and run off with the money while publicly taking a stand against whatever terrible thing I’ve been complicit in
Wednesday, 10-May-23 07:04:15 UTC from web-
@adiwan I'm always torn between actually having a conscience and wondering if it's already too late until it actually is too late
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@scribus Yeah. I think the same of the stock exchange. It's a huge and legal gambling machine.
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@adiwan See, that's why I just goto Vegas. They're honest about fleecing you, and sometimes you get a free buffet!!
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*by overworld, I of course mean Hyrule. The area you spend the first bit of the game in is also an overworld.
Friday, 12-May-23 07:04:37 UTC from web -
Zelda 2 is very fun so far, I was concerned about the reused overworld meaning exploration wouldn’t be as fun but three hours in I haven’t been to the overworld yet, so you do the math on that one
Friday, 12-May-23 07:01:04 UTC from web -
I think it’s a bit suspicious that multiple industries across the western world are going on strike right when Zelda is set to release. WGA, rail workers, teachers… I see you
Friday, 12-May-23 00:49:39 UTC from web -
“You don’t have to worry about me, I’m one of the good ones, I’m not like them,” I say as I attempt to explain to some guy I don’t know why they shouldn’t mute me just because I pay for Twitter Blue, have .eth in my username, and regularly tweet vaccine conspiracies
Wednesday, 10-May-23 06:44:57 UTC from web -
The WGA strike seemed silly to me until I learned the average TV writer makes $50k… in Los Angeles. Yeesh.
Saturday, 06-May-23 05:03:24 UTC from web -
Guy who never shows up to work asks why he’s not on the schedule this week. Like, I dunno man, does it matter? Would you have shown up??
Friday, 05-May-23 22:04:21 UTC from web -
Side characters. http://rainbowdash.net/url/876353
Thursday, 04-May-23 06:57:20 UTC from web -
having access to HBO Max should come with a media literacy test that verifies that the viewer is capable of understanding that Eric Cartman is not meant to be the good guy in basically any South Park episode
Tuesday, 02-May-23 03:39:24 UTC from web -
Every time Joe Biden exhibits signs of mental decay his approval rating rises by 10 points
Sunday, 30-Apr-23 17:26:44 UTC from web -
Just ordered my WOKE shirt from my WOKE job to show I support my WOKE friends who are WOKE and pushing their WOKE AGENDA by EXISTING
Monday, 01-May-23 17:33:15 UTC from web -
The Swole Foods character I based on Tucker Carlson makes zero sense now that Tucker’s been fired at Fox. Why you gotta make things difficult, Mr. Murdoch??
Monday, 24-Apr-23 15:41:32 UTC from web
