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  1. (The @metaltao - a Tenacious D "The Metal" parody by Coutz)

    Original Song and Lyrics: http://rainbowdash.net/url/799072

    "You can't kill the Metal
    The Tao will live on"

    The Admins tried to ban the Metal, but they failed
    As they were stunned due to his mood
    William tried to insult the Metal, but he failed
    As he just gave up and drank a booze
    Spots tried to push the Metal... HAHAHAHAHAH... She failed!
    As she was thrown to the mud

    UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
    UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

    No one can destroy the Metal~
    Metal will strike you down with a science blow~
    We are now the friends of the Metal~
    Why we tried to win? We do not know~

    Taira tried to defeat the metal
    But Metal kept on it's way
    Tiff then tried to dethrone the Metal
    But Metal just said "nay"
    Nerthos tried to destroy the Metal
    But Metal was much too strong
    Melo tried to defile the metal
    But Melo was proven wrong, yeeeeeeeah

    Metal! He comes from hell!

    Wednesday, 05-Nov-14 21:28:18 UTC from web in context
  2. @awlditzy ha get mitt on

    Wednesday, 05-Nov-14 20:55:46 UTC from web in context
  3. So Canada has a type of chocolate bar called "Coffee Crisp" (basically a coffee flavoured chocolatr wafer) and the Halloween version is exceptionally punny. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/798693

    Wednesday, 05-Nov-14 00:38:58 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  4. @vt3c HA look at those nerds with their actual going fast, real drivers drive midget trucks

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 04:24:16 UTC from web
  5. @awlditzy Dakimakuross

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 04:02:06 UTC from web in context
  6. "I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing. Nowadays, we would say, 'How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.'" -Gilbert Gottfried

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 02:32:59 UTC from web
  7. @awlditzy http://catsbeaversandducks.tumblr.com/post/101418846661

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 01:45:08 UTC from web in context
  8. You can argue how ethical it was to drop atom bombs on Japan or whatever, but I guarantee you those bombings are the reason we haven't had a third world war. Everybody's too god damn scared of becoming a radioactive crater.

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 01:08:49 UTC from web in context
  9. . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/798166

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 00:53:11 UTC from web in context
  10. @awlditzy OP [Linkin Park intensifies]

    Tuesday, 04-Nov-14 00:50:04 UTC from web in context
  11. guys, guys, i was surfing on the when when suddenly i found this website full of losers, check it out http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/797979

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 17:45:02 UTC from web in context
  12. @awlditzy if i buy you a fedora for christmas you can be a m'chanic

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 17:24:10 UTC from web in context
  13. @awlditzy Alexical catastrophe

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 16:28:45 UTC from web in context
  14. @vt3c She's friends with Toilet Sparkle

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 05:04:22 UTC from web in context
  15. Yes we Maycan

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 03:48:14 UTC from web in context
  16. Maycan you not?

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 03:42:26 UTC from web
  17. Maycan you MayCan't?

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 03:42:10 UTC from web in context
  18. @awlditzy Everyone's a diacritic these days

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 03:40:20 UTC from web in context
  19. @metaltao Don't be so strict about the history behind these puns, guys. Be more Mussolenient.

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 02:54:28 UTC from web in context
  20. . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/797640

    Monday, 03-Nov-14 01:37:47 UTC from web in context
  21. @yodelerty Apparently so. It only takes one post about it to shake a hive of internet nerds into sex talk.

    Sunday, 02-Nov-14 05:52:44 UTC from web in context
  22. @sawlahadin Willucius of Cyrene

    Sunday, 02-Nov-14 04:39:08 UTC from web in context
  23. @metaltao get cherries on

    Sunday, 02-Nov-14 04:36:21 UTC from web in context
  24. طيبة ميمي كابا

    Sunday, 02-Nov-14 02:11:03 UTC from web in context
  25. The new way to install VLC http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/797313

    Sunday, 02-Nov-14 00:40:53 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  26. @mrmattimation This time it's brrrrrrr-sonal!

    Saturday, 01-Nov-14 16:17:07 UTC from web in context
  27. I can't top awl of these puns, but I will brawl as hard as I can and establish my place as a great pun-maker and you will all learn tiffear me

    Saturday, 01-Nov-14 01:35:40 UTC from web in context
  28. Inceptiawl

    Saturday, 01-Nov-14 01:33:40 UTC from web in context
  29. I'm awl washed up. A has-ebin. Metal's well that ends well.

    Saturday, 01-Nov-14 01:33:13 UTC from web
  30. @hawloween @monstertdi Coutz you both stop please

    Saturday, 01-Nov-14 01:24:45 UTC from web in context