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  1. @awl if you keep walking in a straight line eventually you make it back home

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  2. Don't want to be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two
    You may hate me but it ain't no lie
    Baby http://rainbowdash.net/url/862196

    about 12 days ago from web
  3. I just hope that somewhere in the world there's a Gabe R. who runs a self-titled gay bar.

    about 13 days ago from web
  4. There was me, that is Vriska, and my three droogs. That is Moonman, Gay, and Delores, and we sat in the Local Stop And Soup serving a bit of the old beef stew, trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.

    about 15 days ago from shitposter.club in context
  5. RDN had a heterosexual ban but nobody noticed

    about 19 days ago from MuSTArDroid in context
  6. @awl To be completely honest, I'm just happy that there is a conversation like that going on somewhere and neither of us was involved.

    about 23 days ago from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  7. https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/981312 https://mangoposter.club/attachment/981313 https://Potato Knishesposter.club/attachment/981314

    about 24 days ago from shitposter.club
  8. Hey Seth, its me, its me again. You know who it is already, its me, Seth and I just, I just wanted to tell you something, Seth, I gotta tell you about millenials man. You ever heard about millenials oooweeee they're crazy with their smartphones an-n-an-and smartphones, these phones you can play video games on and stuff man. It-its wild, its crazy and these millenials, dude, they're always drinking coffee man. They get apps on their phones to get coffee, just right out of their phones, Seth. It just comes right out of the phone man. Its kiwiin, its batcaveing ridiculous an-and their Potato Knishesin übers, Potato Knishesin cab drivers and lyft but spelled with a "y" so you know its hip and its just, applein millenials, Seth, its crazy. I'm thinkin maybe think maybe you should make a movie about them or something because it would be real funny but I just gotta tell you. And then this kickstarter, its crowdfunding Seth. They get money from people to design minimalist wallets that are really small and only have one pocket in them and its like "yeah sure great i mean this is a great super small wallet its all that we need except I got two IDs and a passport and a bunch of cash and a credit card to carry around but oooo god forbid". Millenials have all their cash on their phones now. Apple Pay, Google Pay Yahoo Pay, MSN Pay, Myspace Pay, Facebook credits, Neopoints, Club Penguin tokens. It's cherryin crazy, Seth. The whole world out here is going nuts. You got the bitcoin, you got your doge coin, you got your juggalo coin, all these different kinds of coins and its all online anyway its not even real money! I-i-the-these mangoin millenials, they're all just going nuts, man. You just really, you gotta make a movie about millenials, man. I think it'd be a big hit because of all these things they do on their smartphones, Seth, and all these crazy things man its cherryin wild man I cant even I cant FrankerZin take it mangoin Seth (fades into crying)

    about a year ago from shitposter.club
  9. Chris and I have decided that Mark Zuckerberg would be a worse president than Trump because at least Trump is openly evil. Mark Zuckerberg hides it.

    about a month ago from web
  10. eat this *grabs crotch*

    about a month ago from gs.archae.me
  11. @awl ya boy a yob, ay

    about a month ago from web in context
  12. an idiot: antifa
    me: bofa

    about a month ago from web
  13. @nerthos @moonman Bear > Lion https://hakui.club/attachment/44028

    about a month ago from hakui.club in context
  14. "yeah, well, what if... what if we called you the alt-left??? doesn't feels so good, does it??? man we sure got you!!!!"

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. Clown themed multitasking Linux distro: JuggalOS

    about a month ago from web
  16. Guy leading PT: "Alright Marines, we all know what a U boat is right? It's where you keep your feet above the water and only use your arms to swim." Me: "Alright Marines, we all know what waterboarding is right? It's where you keep your feet above the water and try not to drown using only your arms."

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. i believe in the right to own firearms mostly so I can gun down crowds of these tiki torch white folk

    about a month ago from shitposter.club in context
  18. why don't the tiki torch white folk rallies happen close enough to me for me to go kick some ass

    about a month ago from shitposter.club
  19. . https://papayaposter.club/attachment/943721

    about a month ago from shitposter.club
  20. @roko  https://batcaveposter.club/attachment/939063

    about a month ago from shitposter.club
  21. If I'm honest, I don't identify my sexuality with a label. I just say something like bisexual for other peoples benefit and it makes it easier to explain that I'm attracted to both sexes. Probably why the LGBT community never felt right for me.

    about 2 months ago from social.heldscal.la in context
  22. Ineffective Trump couldn't pass a bowel movement if he had laxitives! Sad!

    about 2 months ago from shitposter.club
  23. @awl people say I have a quacked sense of humor.

    about 2 months ago from shitposter.club in context
  24. @cyberpotato @maiyannah at least it's not misgandering people

    about 2 months ago from shitposter.club in context
  25. @awl I just... Had to let it out.

    about 2 months ago from gs.archae.me in context
  26. Awlaxatives

    about 2 months ago from gs.archae.me in context
  27. @awl suomi is the world top1 per capita cofe consumer tho, we do like big cofes here

    about 2 months ago from shitposter.club in context
  28. controversial post:
    i don't see how loli isn't pedo. there's no way to justify it. you can say its a drawing but i mean its got some pretty child like features and that's what you're seeking out

    about a year ago from shitposter.club in context
  29. what the alt-right doesn't have any good ideas so he says

    about 2 months ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
  30. Oh batcave. Just found another book for the library of terrible literature. https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=fIkPIV4wv8sC

    about 2 months ago from gs.kawa-kun.com