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  1. Do not apple with me, my bibliography includes a article about why recycling is bad, actually

    about a day ago from web
    • @mrmattimation Recycling plastic is bad because it's a dead-end product and gives the public the illusion that using it can be consequence-free. Each time it's recycled it degrades more and more until it's useless. Recycling paper is bad because paper biodegrades pretty well and more recycling discourages tree replanting. Don't know about aluminum and glass. I thought those are okay.

      about 18 hours ago in context
    • @thismightbeauser Actually I am sure that pretty much all recycle programs are bad on the human psyche. A lot of people think "Hey I can use this and feel less guilty ( or even good ) about the environment"

      Cashier: "Care to have your groceries bagged ?"
      Fictional halfwit : "Recycled plastic bags ?"
      Cashier: "That or recycled paper bags"
      Fictional halfwit : ( 3 second clip )

      about 15 hours ago in context
  2. they're saying I'm problematic jerry!
    You? Problematic?
    [KRAMER bursts in]

    Saturday, 15-Oct-16 20:39:35 UTC from
  3. My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,
    My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.
    It's better than yours, but that's no good
    I'm coming down to your neighborhood.

    The boys won't come to my yard,
    Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.
    Let's not start a big kerfuffle,
    because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle.

    Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC from web
  4. according to all known laws of linguistics, there is no way japanese kanjis should be used in a language. The japanese, of course, use it anyway because they dont care what baka gaijins think is impossible

    Thursday, 05-Jan-17 19:51:31 UTC from web
  5. After 2016 I wanted some fresh faces to show up in the Democratic primary but after having seen Marianne Williamson for a few minutes I think we need to go back

    about 4 days ago from web
  6. Sometimes I wonder if i’m being punished by Wimatanye for some sin I committed in a past life

    about 4 days ago from web
    • After several encounters with my most recent enemy (electricity-eating fungi) I've decided to study the damn things and figure out how to eradicate them.

      They're not actively harmful, but colonies form in low-current circuits, and cause devices to stop working. Phone lines and tv remotes are the two places I most often find them in, and even though I fully clean the devices, after a while the fungi shows up again.

      about 5 days ago from web
    • I'ma just leave this big mood tech flex here....

      about 4 days ago from web
      • God's teeth, I can't wait for my BlackBerry KeyONE to arrive...

        about 4 days ago from web
      • @adiwan So they used VR and 3D printing to help seperate conjoined twins. You do VR and 3D printing... Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

        about 5 days ago from web
      • Fun fact! My dad's older brother went to Woodstock. . . then saw the crowd and went back home. Anyway, have a larf!

        about 5 days ago from web
        • Cue 16.5 minutes of sighing

          about 5 days ago from web
          • It keeps asking “remember me” at login but let’s be honest, no one remembers.

            about 7 days ago from web
          • Guy who was elected on his promise to make America great again tells congresswomen who want to make America great again to get out. More at 11.

            about 6 days ago from web
          • I couldn't resist any longer and I bought a small CNC router.

            about 7 days ago from web
          • I like how now all it takes is one person to favorite your notice and it's just immediately on the popular board... I've waited seven years for this

            about 7 days ago from web
          • So, I enjoyed "Stranger Things" season 3, and I think a 4 could work, or this could be a good ending. But I really, really don't want them to try to go forever. I've liked it too much so far to watch it suck for 3 years before it finally just peters out on an unfulfilling wet fart noise. And s3 was showing some of the issues with neverending longform, like more than enough moments of "Well this stupid thing only happened so the plot could exist" and forced drawn-out interpersonal drama based on comically improbable misunderstandings. Not enough to stop me, but it did pull me out of the narrative a bit. But there were far more high notes than low, and damnit they're all just so likable! I didn't feel like the 80s refernces were too forced, but a couple did drag. Overall, a solid B.

            about 7 days ago from web
            • i still have a 2012 edgelord sense of humor but I also care about social justice, guess you can call me Edge JW

              about 8 days ago from web
            • The classmate who tried to molest me is in my store right now, and it’s not an experience that was particularly traumatizing because luckily I can say he only “tried” to molest me, but it’s still weird. I gotta look at that guy and go “oh right, you tried to molest me”.

              about 8 days ago from web
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              • @drinkingpony I mean a) this was a YEARS ago thing, b) everybody already knows about it, and c) I personally don’t actually care that much

                about 8 days ago in context
              • "I personally don’t actually care that much" - @mrmattimation ... raises eyebrow.

                If I were to lower my standard of things that irk me just a Weee-Little-Bit just 1 setting then I would be taking up a neigh permanent 20 out of 30 font page slots on this website. Meaning that everyone has a tresshold that makes something worth posting/dashing about. Which is the long way around to say "Yeah I actually do think you care"

                But whatever happens next. Try not to bottle it up if you know that somewhere in the future the bottle might explode. After all you already said it was YEARS ago.

                about 8 days ago in context
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              • @drinkingpony yeah, the threshold was “he showed up at my store”. I feel like regardless of whether or not it actually affected me mentally, seeing the guy who tried to sexually abuse me is at least a little bit noteworthy.

                about 8 days ago in context
            • if the left is so tolerant how come they keep making fun of our mentally retarded President

              about 8 days ago from web
            • So China is winning at science now

              about 8 days ago from web
            • Dude was a weirdo. Obviously

              about 8 days ago from web
              • Time to play "Is that the melatonin kicking in, or am I just exhausted from a 13 hour night shift!?"

                about 8 days ago from web
              • i can't sleep when i'm depressed

                i don't sleep

                about 9 days ago from web
              • Ghost Recon: Wildlands is one of the most unapologetically jingoistic games i’ve played in a while but damn if it isn’t fun to play with friends. It’s like a cherrytier Metal Gear Solid V that doesn’t work too good and has only one way of doing everything but the stealth is fun and stealthing around with three friends is fun.

                about 10 days ago from web
                • I wonder if my eggs are still good?

                  about 12 days ago from web
                • the bot that just followed me is in my area should i be scared

                  about 10 days ago from web
                • Starting to contemplate a Diaspora or Friendica server, and a Pleroma one. Long as I'm getting in over my head, may as well go deep!

                  about 11 days ago from web
                • Taking bets right now, which Simpsons cast member is gonna be the next to kick the bucket? My money’s on Harry Shearer

                  about 12 days ago from web
                  • my quest for Futurama-quality CGI is nearer to completion... still not close enough though. Lotta problems with the current batch of renders.

                    about 12 days ago from web