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  1. apparently in Pokémon 2 you can finally commit treason against the government which is good because before we'd never even seen the government

    about 19 hours ago from web
  2. As opposed to feeling odd topically.

    about 2 days ago from web
    • @scribus Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'odd things that are related to the topic'. Such as pretty much everything used to make fun of the situation in every abridged show ever.

      For some reason I have to think of this thing

      "The Gods are showing us the truth about our past, I give you our sexy ancient Egyptian ancestors"

      You know the rest.

      I love oddical topicness, or oddness topical... or... well now both words and all variations thereof just sound made up to me.

      about 2 days ago in context
    • @drinkingpony I had meant less "odd things" and more "things which are relevant, but to an unexpected degree." Which probably has a 90% overlap, anyway.

      about a day ago in context
  3. I just had the new She-Ra explained to me by a die-hard fan of the old series

    Essentially she thinks it is like taking a beloved franchise that she feels she has supported thoughout the years, by buying merch and all. Someone got their hands on that IP because essentially you can not 'make' a new IP work in the modern oversaturated world. Then added so many new borderline cringe modern 'themes' to it till it pretty much only resembled the beloved She-Ra only in name. I mean For Fox's Sake (I choose to believe she actually said 'For Fox's Sake') they put a first draft D&D character into the show for crying out loud.

    Imagine your grandmother learned you how to make granny's apple pie, and then 20 years later she asks you to make her some apple pie just like how she used to like it. Only to have a conversation not even 5 seconds after gramma tasting it about "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TOOK OUT THE ASBESTOS ?!?"

    Strange woman, but made some sense.

    I only know 1 person who likes new She-Ra.

    about 2 days ago from web
  4. Like, seriously. I tried going back to Silverhawks. Why was there gravity in space!? WHY DID THEY FALL TOWARDS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN!?!?

    about 2 days ago from web
    • And with that, I am officially halfway to where I ought to be for #!

      about 2 days ago from web
    • That feel when memes sell out? (I say "Hang it, man! Get that money!")

      about 3 days ago from web
    • Even the spammers don't want us any more. Congratulations everypony

      about 3 days ago from web
    • God damn the USPS and their violent, uncompromising idiocy.

      about 3 days ago from web
    • OK so maybe they can't find it at the office because today it's finally on a truck for delivery?

      about 3 days ago from web
      • Feeling more and more like an asshole for going to the post office and making them look but damn it this should have been at my home by Wednesday!

        about 3 days ago from web
        • In what world does saying "Dee Double You Aye" equate in any way faster than just saying "Driving While Intoxicated". And while I can see arguments being made for "Well, that is a difficult word to prenounce", the same happens with "Dee You Aye" 's

          Yes, in text form DWI and DUI are faster. I'll give you that.

          about 4 days ago from web
        • My head hurts and I got very little done tonight but I got a lot done today and that is good overall

          about 5 days ago from web
          • Giuliani is like if Pesci played Trump

            about 5 days ago from web
          • A.V. Club reviews be like, “at first, I laughed at the jokes, but then I remembered that this is a modern-day Simpsons episode, and therefore any humor I found in the episode was an illusion”

            about 6 days ago from web
          • Three weeks of work: !vgp !art #

            about 12 days ago from web
          • The great thing about having vacation is that you can binge a new season when it is getting dropped. I watched all of She-Ra Season 4 today. Would I binge it if I had a normal work day: yes.

            about 7 days ago from web
          • What the crap!?

            about 7 days ago from web
          • Well, we're boned.

            about 7 days ago from web
          • "Waaah Waaah Waaah ! Our healer is not healing."

            Nonsense, you get healed the most. You guys just spread out too much for me to heal you guys effectively

            Teammate 2 : "Yeah, our Pip sucks !"

            **sigh** Wait till the end of the round... Wait till the end of the round...

            Oh hey what do you know, I got rated Most Valuable Healer at in the end of the round stat. I got WAY more than average for a Pip, and the healer on the opposite team was Seris, I outhealed Seris. Wow. Suck on that stupid team that said I could not heal !

            Aight, this is just a weird flex and rant at the same time. But hey I just started playing Paladins and this is the first actual bad salt game I had.

            about 8 days ago from web
          • I like that we now have a government where one branch is apparently legally allowed to just flat-out ignore the other two.

            about 8 days ago from web
          • Donald Trump persuades voters by claiming to be only candidate who can defeat Donald Trump

            about 8 days ago from web
          • Someone shoots up a party. The proposed solution is to ban partying. It's official - American firearms have more rights than people do.

            about 9 days ago from web
          • Today at the flea market was frustrating. Everywhere I looked FIFA games. One seller had all FIFA games from 2006 onwards to 2015. I don't understand the dedication for this.

            about 9 days ago from web
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            • @drinkingpony It needs a lot of self-hate to buy a sports game and doing it repeatedly.

              about 8 days ago in context
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            • @adiwan Fans are gonna fan, untill something happens that makes them not want to be a fan anymore.

              I remember reading about some guy who had made a MCU-Wall, containing the DVD cover for every Marvel Superhero movie ever released, complaining about how he did not really like one particular movie but was still deadset on getting the thing for his wall since else his collection would be incomplete ( this was years ago )

              Extreme fans gonna extreme fan I guess.

              Hell, kinda reminds me of this 2 hour long thing of some guy who was harassing a movie critic on Discord for a debate for his opinion on a movie was SO WRONG he simply had to correct the narrative, or at least attempt to, it was a total fail and is probably one of the best examples of how to learn from other people's mistakes ( ) Its quite humorous at times, but I am not sure if I can recommend it unless if you got 2 hours to waste.

              ( Such as when on CCTV monitor duty at work at night)

              about 8 days ago in context
            • @drinkingpony Oh, right, the punchline. At one point this guy ( the one who repeatedly went "DEBATE ME ! DEBATE ME !" ) had to admit that the movie just was not that defendable, or even good. But then he said "But you are still going to get the blueray/dvd right" and was promptly laughed at in a "Haha, but why tho ? We dislike/hate the movie"

              about 8 days ago in context
          • What is going on in California ? I know little to nothing about the electricity infrastructure but aparently it is blacking out WAY too much.

            Does it have anything to do with them not using the superior 230V format ?

            about 15 days ago from web
          • That's just so sad when a game crashes but the run timer keeps a'rolling...

            about 11 days ago from web
            • "But the Oxford definition is THUS!" "Ah! But Webster says YOU are DUMB!" "oh-ho? Well, Encyclopedia Brittanica says YOUR MOM!!"

              about 11 days ago from web
            • I wish we’d just take party labels off of politicians and just let their policy do the talking. In 2018 very progressive ballot initiatives were voted in by the people on the same day that the same state elected Trump Republicans.

              about 12 days ago from web
            • Good day NESmaking!

              about 13 days ago from web
              • >proceeds to carry a phone running Android

                about 14 days ago from web
              • Wow, my freebie share of Fitbit stock jumped 30%. Turns out, Google made an offer.

                about 14 days ago from web