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Just imagine being able to learn how to care for bees in just 7 days (or less) without buying
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@bitshift The Doctor: Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap. Angel Bob: And what would that be, sir? The Doctor: Potato Knishes
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As a direct result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.
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@flamingpandaomg @ceruleanspark @scribus Try as you may, I doubt you'll ever find a scam e-mail that will top the one I got a few years ago. http://pastebin.com/m1Khzcw0
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@ceruleanspark Ah, yes, "Potato knishes". The immortal race of sentient jewish potato snack foods allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim.
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It's always been WebOS
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describes situations that he or she could not have experienced.
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@bitshift The incest implied by terrariaXMinecraft is just like one of my japanese animes
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@bitshift My girlfriend has had one and says they're "OK", which doesn't sound very magical or mysterious.
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"I do not fear horny bunny girl waiters"
Thursday, 13-Jun-13 13:11:18 UTC from web -
if I had a dollar every time I opened the post notice screen and immediately forgot what I was about to post, I'd have an indeterminate amount of money.
Monday, 20-May-13 11:58:54 UTC from StatusNet Android -
@bitshift "Oh, he’s too old! Well, he’s too fat isn’t he? No! He’s too thin! That one’s too young! Oh now that won’t do at all! This is ridiculous!"
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@bitshift If it's the former, then good. If it's the latter, then #WasteOfLicenseFee
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@thelastgherkin Oh, I had no idea I was talking to the founder of NEMCLA.
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@ceruleanspark (There was an episode where they had some ludicrous reason to find a betamax player)
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#totw For letters regarding the magic of Friendship press 1. For Molestia Press 2. For Trollestia Press _. For Tyrant Celestia grand Goddess of our wonderful and glorious sun empire which should never be betrayed press 4. If *INSERT HORSE THEMED TOWN/CITY/BURG/DISTRICT* is currently in an immediate crisis press 5. Others wise record your message after the tone. *FRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDSSSSS*
Saturday, 20-Apr-13 06:01:42 UTC from web -
@flaxx y is just an i with 2 heads
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@sweetiederelle The mentor of Neil Gaiboy.
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I sense a spinoff~ http://fav.me/d5vlrdk
Friday, 22-Feb-13 19:33:09 UTC from web -
http://bit.ly/13b2YF3 # A keyboard based Rubik's Cube. Now you have a maker project for the old keyboards you break.
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Also, '80s, since @flaxx is not here, the duty falls on me to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehHOwmQRxU
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Friday, 22-Feb-13 19:16:42 UTC from web
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@mushi You guys still on that?
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@flaxx yes, but you tried to kill us twive
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@thelastgherkin I'd be a Cher.
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@flaxx You're Chair, not Cher.
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this is the only thing chrome is good for http://ur1.ca/cvj1w
Friday, 22-Feb-13 17:26:45 UTC from web -
YOU KEEP THE BOOKSTORE OPEN OR I WILL SUMMON THE KING IN YELLOW INTO YOUR LEFT EAR.
