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*hugs @bitshift tight~*
Thursday, 21-Feb-13 21:49:53 UTC from web -
@echo I'm doing things via motions of my extremities, triggered by impulses from my brain and carried out via contractions and relaxations of various muscles. How about yourself?
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@scribus That was the plan before I cut out the middle man and just bought a giant giraffe.
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@thelastgherkin You should make a giant giraffe out of giraffes.
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Listen if you're going to get me to organise your toy section then I am going to make a pile of giraffes.
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There is a bird outside my window doing the Tommy Wiseau "CHEEEEP cheepcheepcheep!" over and over again.
Thursday, 21-Feb-13 16:52:52 UTC from web -
@bitshift Oh myyy.
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@bitshift You rang?
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@bitshift Not quite like this
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@bitshift Any time.
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@bitshift Except I'm actually a train. http://ur1.ca/cv7mq
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themselves into a Saturday
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@bitshift More about "training" and "suddenly go quiet" and "it started", hehe
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I bet if I posted enough stupid things I could convince people I was drunk but little do they know I DON'T DRINK
Thursday, 21-Feb-13 09:27:56 UTC from web -
Tarby is not appreciating my inquiries about bending
Thursday, 21-Feb-13 07:09:12 UTC from web -
@darkarchivist Don't you think you're ogrereacting
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Berry Category
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@bitshift MBTI's claim to fame is that it's slightly more accurate than a random dice role.
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Twilight didn't "get given wings". The other five /destroyed her body/ and Celestia crafted her a new, better one.
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@redenchilada I prefer to only use backgrounds that are. I think I have that right don't I?
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@toksyuryel That proves nothing. Ancient ponies used to love monster trucks. It was the national sport.
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I come home and found my dyslexic boyfriend covering his bits with shoe polish. I was like "No, no! I said 'turn the clocks back!'"
Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 10:49:28 UTC from web -
Dear Games For Windows Live: Go screw yourself.
Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 17:14:58 UTC from web -
@bitshift Any man worth his weight in salt has an Azumanga Daioh folder.
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Anyway if there's something about Homestuck we should be talking about, it's Speaker Crab.
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@bitshift have some watermarks for the road
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Now keep in mind Twi can't control when the movies begin or end - she'll try to keep her sanity with the help of her pony friends! #MST3K
Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 09:46:24 UTC from web -
“And thusly Loki was punished for his heinous crimes against Midgard. Normal punishments were unfit for the caliber of evil that Loki unleashed upon mankind, so Odin, in his Great Wisdom, banished his son to the Satellite of Love. To this day Loki attempts to maintain his sanity with the help of his robot friends.” #mst3k http://neuralpsychosis.tumblr.com/post/43557011238/jessiokadolea-and-thusly-loki-was-punished-for
Wednesday, 20-Feb-13 09:42:06 UTC from web