Ryan Besemer (cheesydeth)

  1. Greetings from the abyss! All is still dark and odd looking down here so yeah, just letting you all know!

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 22:45:55 UTC from web
  2. Salutations! I went out on a date today! I am no longer a hermit!

    Friday, 31-Aug-12 03:48:02 UTC from web
  3. Good evening!

    Thursday, 30-Aug-12 01:51:15 UTC from web in context
  4. Blargh! Good afternoon everypony! I am about to go to work so I wanted to tell you all to have a wonderful day!

    Wednesday, 29-Aug-12 16:30:16 UTC from web
  5. Good evening everypony! I am thinking about writing a short story about trees, thoughts?

    Wednesday, 29-Aug-12 01:48:11 UTC from web
  6. @largist Reinvent the wheel.

    Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 04:38:57 UTC from web in context
  7. @jadenman7 Do you ever try to take over the world? Because I have, it's harder than it looks.

    Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 04:37:18 UTC from web in context
  8. It's a wonderful night to do something completely unproductive!

    Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 04:35:51 UTC from web in context
  9. @derpyshy Google Chrome sync is pretty awesome.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 16:16:23 UTC from web in context
  10. @omni I would be that idiot, just to see what would happen, I don't think it would kill the person, then again maybe it would. Never know until you try.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 15:55:06 UTC from web in context
  11. @mushi I honestly think we should get off of our car making butts and start building portal guns. They would be far more useful and cost effective. That or matter displacement transporters.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 15:51:48 UTC from web in context
  12. @mushi I think when I get to work today I am just going to shout at the top of my voice, "I work here! For Science!". Then clock in, and sell people car parts.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 15:43:46 UTC from web in context
  13. Good morning my lovelies, today is a fine day to feel fantastic and do things FOR SCIENCE!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 15:39:27 UTC from web in context
  14. @firestormdangerdash If we did the fusion dance we would make one barely competent person!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 05:11:39 UTC from web in context
  15. @nerthos @thatonestocking Yeah, I know. But hey I can defend myself so it's all good. The relationship thing is what I need to work on, I have the worst sense about people known to man, or pony!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:54:53 UTC from web in context
  16. @nerthos @thatonestocking Meh, people have tried to kill me, it didn't end well for them. Obviously, I am still here. I don't have a lot of common sense though...

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:49:10 UTC from web in context
  17. @thatonestocking The only time I react like that is if they try for my throat right out, then I go a little insane. But that's about it.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:46:45 UTC from web in context
  18. @nerthos I wish I could think like that, but I have a lot of really odd morals. I can't actually defend myself until about the fifth time in a row someone punches me in the face for instance.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:44:34 UTC from web in context
  19. @nerthos I can't hit a woman, ever. I just play video games, exercise, write and listen to metal, and drink on the weekends. It's working so far xD

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:40:22 UTC from web in context
  20. @clarity To make a long, boring, two year story short as it can possibly be, my ex fiance used to treat me like garbage. She called me stupid all the time, mocked me, yelled at me for every little thing under the sun, and on a few occasions she even hit me. We had a miscarriage in May before she moved out of state and left me. But basically I figure that everyone at some point or another will treat me like she did, and so far my hypothesis has held true. So I don't date, I don't want to, and I don't really care to be with anyone except for a drunken hang out. No physical, no emotional, just hanging with friends and having a couple of drinks.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:36:30 UTC from web in context
  21. Holy pickles, I had no idea I can still get this angry in such a short period of time. I have remembered the reason why I don't date!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 04:29:08 UTC from web in context
  22. @nixter Pretty much, it was really boring. But then I discovered ponies!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 02:09:54 UTC from web in context
  23. @nixter Grunt without a war, I sat in classes, all the time. It was so boring, I ran drill and studied. But then I got broken so I got to leave early. xD

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 02:06:28 UTC from web in context
  24. @nixter Remember, bullets only hurt if you get hit by them. I was U.S. so we are bred to be stupid or something of the sort.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 02:03:33 UTC from web in context
  25. @nixter I was specifically mobile infantry, so combat tactics, close quarters, firearm training, and like I said I picked up some explosives knowledge going through the motions.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 01:59:43 UTC from web in context
  26. @nixter Why thank you Nix, you are pretty cool yourself!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 01:50:32 UTC from web in context
  27. I feel dirty if I bake a potato in a microwave.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 01:49:40 UTC from web
  28. @nixter Yep, I trained in mobile infantry and picked up some basic demolitions knowledge. Not really useful outside of the Army but you know, someday!

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 01:46:49 UTC from web in context
  29. @nixter @redenchilada I don't have a pocket knife anymore, but I have a rather large knife collection. On the nerd thing, I can't code, so I am a geek. But I can build explosives out of most household materials I can get my hands on. Military, yep.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 01:43:04 UTC from web in context
  30. @nixter But of course! I am the biggest geek, minus the pocket protector, and add musical ability beyond woodwind or brass instruments, but yeah.

    Saturday, 25-Aug-12 01:40:28 UTC from web in context