The name's Scoot Nukem, and I'm looking for my special talent. The agenda? Kick everypony's flank until a cutie mark comes off. The manliest mare in Equestria.
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I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.