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Today, I saw the boss jew. He had a bigger beard than the others, and a nice hat, and even some cyan thingies hanging from his coat. He talked to a woman with a child, and then went to other jews' stores. Then he entered them one by one, and shouted at the owners. One of the merchants, a man in his mid 50s, without beard and with a humble round jew hat, left his store angry and started spitting the ground in front of his store. And then me and my friend became bored of following the boss jew.
Thursday, 16-Aug-12 00:45:50 UTC from web- (Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) likes this.
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@nixter He had a full beard.
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@nerthos Boss Jew. You've got some great lines, man.
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@starlynx4 He was the boss, that much was obvious. He wasn't a rabbi, though, because he didn't have those white things over his coat.
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@nerthos you guys have weird hobbies
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@nixter A brown beard. The man was in his 30s.
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@nerthos And it's funny, my family calls me a jew because 1. I have a big nose 2. I love money 3. I'm starting to get slide burns 4. I have curly hair that looks like a jew :P
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@nerthos he wasn't a rabbi, because he was the Boss Jew. He is higher ranked than a rabbi in the Jewish militia.
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@nixter We had a plan in case he noticed and abducted us to his secret synagogue. It consisted on taking a coin and strongly damagin it against the ground, to be kicked out bcause of blasphemy.
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@nixter I don't know. We were playing spies.
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@starlynx4 True. The other jews didn't like him, but they still obeyed him.
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@mushi Yeah, but it's so fun...
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@nixter We needed a way to escape.
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@nerthos he's like that teacher you showed me. You don't like him, but you better show him the proper respect. And the proper grammar.
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@anarchycarcino "okay, okay! Just don't hurt me!"
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@nerthos i've been followed by a cop, it wasnt do funxD
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@nixter We used gummy dinosaurs to make ourselves less suspicious.
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@mushi Why were you followed?
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@starlynx4 Of course.
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@anarchycarcino The Riddler? Hmm... 1998, Nightwish, about three or four minutes long, metal, from the album Oceanborn.
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@anarchycarcino god, I don't know how many times I've listened to that. I must find those riddle answers.
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@nerthos maybe they thought i was suspicious. it was hot and i was in my coat, with a backpack, and people dont ususally thing the long haired guys are good people
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@nixter Heh. I have my ways of doing stuff.
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@mushi Hot, coat and backpack? They probably tought you were hiding something.
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@greydragon412 It's a great song.
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@nerthos maybe that. at least i made him wastehis time by making nothing wrong there. take that cop
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@nerthos Although I think I found a drug deal going down one day, I was walking the dog and behind this school I saw a sleazy guy looking around franticly, then a guy on a motorcycle with a tinted helmet rode up to him, and gave him something, and he got something and they just left. O.O
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@greydragon412 I'll try to get a spare set of earbuds.
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@mushi "You're coming with me, little man, for wasting police's time and resources"
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@nerthos Mr. Kamei and the Boss Jew should have a nice firm handshake.
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@nerthos Hahahaha, epic day :D
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@nixter Well, you're probably right on that one.
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@starlynx4 But the Boss jew was so unpolite!
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@nerthos they will never get me alive!
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@cthulhufhtagn You said mazel tov!
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@nerthos GAAAAAAAHH D:
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@mushi That's the spirit mushi! Bomb the place!
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@cthulhufhtagn They're taking hold of you! We must fix that before the night of hanukah, or it will be permanent!
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@nerthos We shall damage a coin against the ground while we listen to Slayer, for the glory of Satan, of course.
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@cthulhufhtagn THERE IS NO SATAN
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@cthulhufhtagn Yes! Satan feeds the hobos and protects us from circumcision!
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@thatonestocking it takes only one bullet to kill the both the cop and i !
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@nixter LIES!
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@nixter And then the rest of my life is just deppresion and hating my life -_- Worst bed time story. xD
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@cthulhufhtagn So you a swedish black who loves the old ones? SEEMS LEGIT
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@nerthos i'd explode my calculus 1 book on his face!
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@mushi Do nitroglycerin.
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@lovebug I know how that feels... *snuggles* :<
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@cthulhufhtagn @nerthos NO THERE IS NO SATAN YOU HAVE NO SAVOUR MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Anime sucks btw)
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@nerthos He's so nice.
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@nixter I don't like people to savour me D:
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@nixter Burn, heretic! Satan is real! He lives inside all the red lights in our daily lives.
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@nerthos i didnt know how to make that back them
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@dariusponyperson No, I'm Nerthos' apprentice :3
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@cthulhufhtagn Indeed, my friend. His red light will guide us through the dark valley that life is, towards pizza and apotheosis!
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@nerthos Yum yum godhood
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@nixter I shall destroy you!
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@thatonestocking not really, i'm so skiny that any bullet they shoot me would probably hit someone behind me
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@cthulhufhtagn It's funny how you still hold to that title, even with your actual capabilities.
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@nerthos Hey, I still have things to learn xD
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@cthulhufhtagn Godhood is the taste of the best of pizzas, shaped as a five pointed star, and cut with the knife that pierces the holy tomato.
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@nerthos poor holly tomato, it was my best friend
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@cthulhufhtagn True, we both have.
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@mushi But you can now take revenge
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@thatonestocking yu no fun >=(
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@nerthos Cooked on Avernus' flames.
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@mushi But, so tasty...
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@nerthos Yes, but you're a kind of guide.
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@nerthos good, i will get my coat again and dee if the cop will follow me now. no one messes with a chemistry student
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@cthulhufhtagn Unholy flames to make it crunchy.
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@cthulhufhtagn And you're kind of a great motivation to work on this all.
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@nerthos Oh, stop it, you (?)
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@mushi The mushi bomber that bombs at mid day.
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@cthulhufhtagn Oh you~ always so humble.
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@nerthos Haha, yup :3
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@cthulhufhtagn But now, it is not time for humility. Now it is time for pizza and sleep deprivation party!
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@nerthos But I have to go to school tomorrow :c
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@cthulhufhtagn Awww... Well, school party then!
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@nixter I'm not Satan. I'm not red and I don't glow.
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@nerthos dont you have a tail and horns?
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@nerthos Come to my school (?)
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@mushi Nope. I wouldn't mind them, but I don't.
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@anarchycarcino lol,m they already called me like that fo playing yu-gi-oh!
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@anarchycarcino ...No?
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@cthulhufhtagn Yay! Ok, let me put my coat on, and get a sword. Today we dine in hellatina de frambuesa.
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@minti Curses, Minti! Fooled again! I shall take my revenge!
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@nerthos HAHAHAHA. No, really, that'd be pretty awesome xD You, scaring all of my partners :D
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@anarchycarcino Lies. You're latino coloured.
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@nixter YOU'RE DROWNING IN ERRORS!
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@anarchycarcino ANTHRAX. SOON.
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@cthulhufhtagn Well, that's what I do. But I'd have to first talk to those cops at the gates, and befriend them. I don't think that would be difficult, though.
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@nerthos >:3
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@nixter Satan could help you, but you insulted him.
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@nerthos But we won't be at school, we'll be at that theater.
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@anarchycarcino ...Red, white and green?
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@cthulhufhtagn True! Well, maybe then. If it's at morning, I could.
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@cthulhufhtagn Wrong address.
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@nerthos Oh, no. It's at the evening, well, nevermind then xD
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@minti Your modhood won't protect you from Satan's fury! He'll ruin all your pizza!
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@nixter Ok, you're just being unpolite now. Begone.
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@anarchycarcino Don't care, one day you'll be at your house, your grandpa will say "Hey, Andy, here's something for you" and you'll have anthrax.
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@cthulhufhtagn A shame. Next time I'll try to have more free time.
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@nerthos Noo! Anything but the pizza!
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@nerthos Ok :3
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@minti Haha!
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@cthulhufhtagn I DON'T TALK TO MY EXTENDED FAMILY WAHHHHHHHHH
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@anarchycarcino YOU WILL
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@cthulhufhtagn We totally need to scare all those guys.
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@nerthos Scare them... TO DEATH
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@nixter Haven't played it. Horrible drawings.
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@cthulhufhtagn Only after D-man does what I want him to do.
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@cthulhufhtagn With fire and red lights!
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@nixter I don't do that. One day I shall visit you on your death bed, and then I'll say "Those drawings were horrible" and for the glory of shiny Sata, you'll die.
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@anarchycarcino D-man sounds pimp-ish. I don't know who you are talking about.
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@nixter Terabytes of glory!
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@nerthos And soap!
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@cthulhufhtagn Nerthos. His first initial followed by man.
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@cthulhufhtagn YES! How could I forget! The substance that vermin fear most!
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@nerthos VERMIN SUPREME
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@anarchycarcino Honestly, I have to check Skype logs to remember what you wanted xD
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@anarchycarcino Oh xD
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@cthulhufhtagn Soap as in dropping the soap.
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@nixter Haha! Your petty hard drive can't compare!
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@cthulhufhtagn And so, maese Vermin gaveth that man the gay, with his marvelous powder.
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@anarchycarcino We already talked about that.
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@nixter That's what they said to Skrillex when he was in jail. Didn't turn out good.
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@nixter You mean, nonexistant on reality and devoided of value?
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@nerthos He was wearing such a beautiful boot-hat.
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@cthulhufhtagn Skrillex is an idiot. And dubstep is horrible.
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@anarchycarcino It's funny, how your shipping schemes could destroy you, and you're OK with it.
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@nixter I know. That incident caused several brain damages on him. Probably the guy that told him to drop the soap was a bassist.
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@cthulhufhtagn Indeed. Fashion unseen by the eyes of man in centuries.
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@greydragon412 Awww yeah.
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@nixter Oh. I tought he had some genetical problem affecting the normal growth of his right arm.
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@cthulhufhtagn I bet he was. And what happened next? Skrillex started to think his name actually was Skrillex so he started to bang on the wall and make drooling noises and got someone to say "My name is Skrillex" Over and over again and then played it all backwards?
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@nerthos Indeed indeed. Hey, we should buy corpse paint, and blacker stuff.
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@nixter Exactly.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yup. I should finish that armour too.
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@greydragon412 i didnt see that, i only happened to find that definition
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@nixter But he's still asymmetrical.
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@nerthos That will be an epic day. Really. Trve Norwegian Black Day.
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@greydragon412 i found that humorous
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@anarchycarcino Only because that's what you want.
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@cthulhufhtagn And he decided one day he should do it again but this time hit the wall TWICE as hard?
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@cthulhufhtagn Yup. So many people will be scared. We'll run behind cats and all that fun stuff.
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@nixter That's what you believe. And that's why you only have 250GB.
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@mushi It's over-used and stuff. I got a 9/11 joke about dubstep but people would prolly hate me for it...
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@anarchycarcino You know it's true.
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@greydragon412 Ok. Dubstep was actually created by the terrorists. NEEEEEEEEEEEER BOOM BAWAWAWAABABAWBAWBABAWB.
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@nerthos If it's a rainy day, it will be better.
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@nixter That's because you don't know the glory of Satan.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yeah. Some rain would be good now, I could throw soap towards the parking, and cleanliness would rain upon those who are polluting the neighborhood.
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@nerthos I can't understand why nobody tells them out.
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@nixter HAHAHA oh man.
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@anarchycarcino It is only your will. You want to die, and that's why you will.
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@cthulhufhtagn Well, they stopped. It seems the very mention of a soap rain makes them run to their holes.
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@nerthos Macumba
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@cthulhufhtagn i dint knwo that was a word out there
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@cthulhufhtagn Yeah, but... it seems we now control the macumba. Interesting. Let's see what we can do with it, shall we?
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@nerthos We shall.
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@mushi Haha, yes.
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@cthulhufhtagn We need popcorn, wine, candles, shiny cookware, pictures and sapos!
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@mushi It is in all of south america.
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@nerthos And chicken.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yup. We'll create the most massive macumba ever!
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@nerthos We'll macumb(?) everybody!
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@cthulhufhtagn CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DARK MAGICIANS YAY!
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@nerthos i learn something everyday
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@nerthos WOOO HOOO!
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@cthulhufhtagn Well earn our umbanda cutie marks.
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@anarchycarcino Destiny is just an extension of the wills of those with the strenght to command the world.
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@anarchycarcino Destiny is, literally, for tools.
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@anarchycarcino Whatever.
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@anarchycarcino Weird. Maybe the network is disabled?
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@anarchycarcino Software-disabled from your laptop.
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@anarchycarcino I mean this. http://ur1.ca/9yfor
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@nerthos I got in for a second by restarting the network. The light thay says 'send' isn't working.
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@anarchycarcino Then it's the router?
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@anarchycarcino Scumbag router?
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@anarchycarcino Hm. It says everything's ok.
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@anarchycarcino Well, I'm a hardware/offline software technician. I don't know that much about networks. You should ask Cerulean or Minti.
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@anarchycarcino Try pinging Google?
