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I swear to God if anyone comes to my house tonight they'll be next year's Halloween costume.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 16:57:27 UTC from web-
@mastertdi You so bad
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@qonies, I'm just saying what everyone else was thinking.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:00:01 UTC from web
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@mastertdi brb booking a flight for the sole purpose of knocking on your door.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 16:59:35 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, you want me to wear you?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:00:18 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I dunno mang.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:00:44 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, 'cause if you do, you just hafta ask.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:01:18 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I feel like I wouldn't make a comfortable anything in terms of being worn as anything.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:02:21 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, well there's only one way to find out.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:02:55 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But it would actually be really expensive to book a flight for today.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:03:52 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, swim.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:04:23 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But I'm not that fit. Plus, waves and wind.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:04:48 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, dig.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:05:10 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Butt imagine the effort I'd have to exert!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:06:13 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I feel like a Minceraft joke would go here.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:06:54 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Maybe, but I don't play Minecraft so someone else will have to make the joke.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:07:29 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, that's my job then. Something diamond pickaxe something.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:08:09 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Bravo. Now you can ascend.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:08:48 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, but I just got comfy!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:09:20 UTC from web-
@mastertdi You can ascend. You don't have to... yet.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:09:56 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, that's procrastinator talk for "never".
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:10:44 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Pretty much. I love procrastinator talk. It is the only language I speak perfectly.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:11:26 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, but learning languages takes effort! LIAR D:<
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:12:21 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Not if you learn it over the course of 20 years! Then the effort is minimal!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:13:02 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, 20 years? That's almost 100.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:14:30 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Only in lazy years.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:14:57 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I don't do conversions.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:15:33 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Excellent. Let the lazy run through you.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:16:06 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, lazy? I'm just bad at math.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:16:50 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But math is the coolest thing. All the cool kids are doing it.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:17:35 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I'm too school for cool.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:17:59 UTC from web-
@mastertdi That is so not algebraic.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:18:45 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, algebra can shove it. Math is for numbers, not letters.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:19:28 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But calculus. :D
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:19:51 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, but numbres. D:
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:20:23 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Nombres are not hombres.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:20:46 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, don't get philosopholosical on me.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:21:38 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Trigonometry.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:22:15 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, and stop making up words!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:22:44 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But Google assures me all the words I'm using are real! D:
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:24:31 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, GOOGLE DON'T KNOW ****
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:25:09 UTC from web-
@mastertdi LIAR.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:25:46 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, PLANTS FOR HIRE
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:26:10 UTC from web-
@mastertdi GRAGH
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:26:49 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, RADDA RADDA
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:27:11 UTC from web-
@mastertdi NOW YOU'RE MAKING UP WORDS! D:<
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:27:32 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, STOP YELLING AT ME I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:28:07 UTC from web-
@mastertdi BUT CRIMBUS ISN'T FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:28:44 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, YOU'RE NOT FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:29:12 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I know. :(
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:29:29 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, so nyeh. >:(
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:29:55 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Meanie. :c
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:30:05 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, you were the one who wouldn't let me make a coat out of you.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:31:05 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But that sounds painful.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:31:48 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, coats don't feel pain, silly.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:32:29 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But I will when I'm transitioning from human to coat! D:
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:33:39 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, how do you know? Have you done it before?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:34:34 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Uh... no. But I can always assume!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:34:55 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, don't judge a human!coat by its human!cover.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:35:34 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Well, anyway, I'm not going to go to your door tonight. I'd have to be there, like, now for the timing to be appropriate.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:37:04 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, fine then. I'll just use the children, like I was planning to before you came along with your nonsense.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:38:06 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Good. Children make better coats anyway.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:39:36 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I want to punch them in their painted faces.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:40:15 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Whoa there. You can punch all the children you want when they're coats.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:41:01 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, why would I punch a coat?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:41:33 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I dunno, man. Stress relief?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:42:01 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, no, for stress relief I just punch small woodland creatures.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:42:52 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Some of those guys bite, though. A coat would not bite. Although you could make coats out of small woodland creatures.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:44:17 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, who would I make small woodland creature coats for? Small woodland creatures? That's just sick.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:45:24 UTC from web-
@mastertdi You'll have to use multiple small woodland creatures to make a coat for an adult human being.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:46:03 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I could make a business out of it!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:48:38 UTC from web-
@mastertdi But that would require effort. Are you up to the task?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:49:03 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I'm up like Scrooge McDuck.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:49:45 UTC from web-
@mastertdi You must have a solid business plan.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:51:39 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, you would think wouldn't you.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:52:46 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Then how do you expect to make millions and give me half the profits?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:53:37 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, well first I'd take a mannequin and- wait what.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:54:15 UTC from web-
@mastertdi ...Go on.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:55:15 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, nonono, what was that you said?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:57:11 UTC from web-
@mastertdi ...Give me money?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:57:46 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, oh sure lemme just pull out my purse and GET BENT FREELOADER
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:58:34 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Darn! And here I thought I was going to be rich!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:59:12 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, you'll have to try harder than that.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:59:50 UTC from web-
@mastertdi What if I gave you some candy? Or a free coat?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:00:54 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, then you can get a blowie and a piece of gum.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:01:38 UTC from web-
@mastertdi That's not even a fair trade. :c
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:02:00 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, but it's spearmint!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:02:34 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I HATE SPEARMINT. D:<
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:02:54 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:03:20 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I THOUGHT YOU KNEW MEEEE
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:03:45 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE A SMOKIN' PIECE OF ****
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:04:20 UTC from web-
@mastertdi, whoops lolol.
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@mastertdi Well that escalated quickly.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:04:33 UTC from web-
@omni, if you're not escalating, you're de-escalating. The speed of the escalation is irrelevant.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:05:59 UTC from web
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@mastertdi SMOKIN' HOT OR WHAT I DON'T EVEN
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:05:20 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:06:41 UTC from web-
@mastertdi GODDAMMIT MAN I NEED THIS
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:07:18 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, NEEEEVEEERR KNOW
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:07:52 UTC from web-
@mastertdi GAH
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:08:22 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, MWAHA
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:08:49 UTC from web-
@mastertdi MEANIE :c
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:09:16 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, RUDIE.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:09:48 UTC from web-
@mastertdi MY TIME HERE IS OGRE
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:10:30 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, WHAT
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:10:53 UTC from web-
@mastertdi YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:11:36 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:12:05 UTC from web-
@mastertdi WE'RE EVEN NOW SUCKER
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:12:30 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, EVEN? THAT'S NOT FAIR
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:12:58 UTC from web-
@mastertdi OH YEAH WANNA FIGHT
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:14:08 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, COME AT ME BRO
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:14:32 UTC from web-
@mastertdi **COMES AT YOU BRO**
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:15:03 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, wait not now I'm eating my shepherd's/cottage pie.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:15:45 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Man you gotta be ready for these things.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:16:11 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, sorry! But you can't rush a good meal.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:16:53 UTC from web-
@mastertdi I have to agree with you. THIS TIME.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:17:29 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, and every other time plz.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:17:54 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Ehhhh I dunno. What's in it for me?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:18:13 UTC from web
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@yodelerty wad up?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:21:47 UTC from web-
@tohelo Studying for economics. You?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:22:37 UTC from web-
@yodelerty trying to figure out a good way to approach my crush
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:25:07 UTC from web-
@tohelo well. that is what i call a problem
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:25:32 UTC from web-
@mushi eeyup
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:26:14 UTC from web
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@tohelo Oh, well, I can't help ya there. Good luck, though.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:26:35 UTC from web-
@yodelerty yeah
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 17:26:58 UTC from web
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@mastertdi Hmm... I dunno. Those didn't seem worth it the first time you offered them.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:20:15 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, I won't go past second base. I'm not a slut.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:20:51 UTC from web
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@yodelerty, yay! When can you get it to me by?
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:21:54 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Wait what am I getting to you again
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:22:46 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, aww, look who's getting shy!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:23:11 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Eep. D:
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:23:39 UTC from web-
@yodelerty, don't worry, you have until the end of the month. Which, for me, is in five hours and forty-five minutes.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:24:46 UTC from web
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@mastertdi I don't care what slang term slips past the wordfilter, discussion of sex acts is a no-no.
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:24:45 UTC from web-
@insaneclownscribus, whoops, sorry. Won't happen again!
Wednesday, 31-Oct-12 18:25:21 UTC from web
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