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Someone should invent a thing where, it's like a shower, but you can sit down in it.
Thursday, 17-Jan-13 19:54:45 UTC from web-
@mastertdswag You mean like a brken toilet?
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@mastertdswag You mean, like, sitting down in the shower?
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@mastertdswag That's called a bath.
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@nerthos, sort of, but better.
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@yodelerty, no, Bath is a place.
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@mastertdswag ...A broken GOLDEN toilet?
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@scribus, yeah, but y'know, one that's JUST for sitting down. No either/or.
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@mastertdswag, I can see it, we're on the verge of something here.
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@mastertdswag You're a place.
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@mastertdswag, nooo, not me, @nerthos
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@yodelerty, you're a continent... fatty.
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@mastertdswag You're a planet, lardbutt
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@yodelerty, you're... bigger than a planet... super fatty.
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@mastertdswag You're a star. Shine bright, mega fatty.
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@yodelerty, you're... oh grapes off.
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@mastertdswag Baby you're a firework
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@yodelerty, you're a plastic bag.
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@mastertdswag You smell.
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@yodelerty, you smell worse.
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@mastertdswag Whoa there, I meant you smell good. It was a complement, smelly.
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@yodelerty, you smell worse than Flaxx.
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@mastertdswag Flaxx probably smells like Sweden but I don't know how that smells.
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@yodelerty, like meatballs. And wood.
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@yodelerty Meatballs.
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@scribus @mastertdswag Delicious.
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@mastertdswag Spoiler:
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@yodelerty Like a forest. He lives in a forest.
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@nerthos Is it a meatball forest
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@scribus, quit twistin' my plot. You're gonna wreck it.
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@yodelerty In soviet Sweden, meatballs grow in the trees.
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@nerthos I know where I'm moving.
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@yodelerty Let's go to sweden, between the two of us the house will cost us half as much.
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@nerthos, can I stay in the attic
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@mastertdswag Freeloader.
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@mastertdswag Ok, but you have to pay a 25% of the rent.
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@yodelerty, I will be your maid. And I'll try not to pee in the sink.
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@nerthos, 25%?! That's almost half!
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@mastertdswag Oh look, fetishes back on the timeline. We had a good run without them.
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@mastertdswag You better or we're through.
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@mastertdswag What can I say, you want the pent house.
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@thelastgherkin, that's not my fetish. There aren't any pineapples.
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@yodelerty, you won't not regret it
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@mastertdswag Oh well much oblige--hey wait a minute
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@nerthos, ...I'll pay you in back rubs.
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@yodelerty, YOLO
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@mastertdswag SWAG
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@mastertdswag You better shapeshift into a sexy lady then.
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@yodelerty You changed yar name! Hip-hip HOORAY
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@yodelerty, 420
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@nerthos, who'd you think I am, Pete Burns?
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@renovatedkitchen I changed it last night, actually!
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@mastertdswag KONY 2012
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@mastertdswag I don't care what you are. Shapeshift or the deal is ogre.
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@yodelerty Although some damage is hard to recover from
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@yodelerty, APPON GUNGNIM STYLE
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@renovatedkitchen You got that right. :(
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@nerthos, sigh... you got yourself a deal, you sicko.
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@mastertdswag Bomb Guadalajara Style?
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@yodelerty, no. No no no no no no
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@mastertdswag Haha, I'm the best at bussiness. Now I only need my camera and this will be profitable.
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@mastertdswag You want it
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@nerthos, will this be another one of those videos like where the German guy dive bombs into ice?
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@yodelerty, I want none of it.
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@mastertdswag Yolo.
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@yodelerty, nolo.
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@mastertdswag ...maybe
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@mastertdswag Brolo.
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@nerthos, but that would hurt my bottom
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@yodelerty, so call me maybe.
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@mastertdswag Let's fight.
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@yodelerty, I will Chuck Norris you into the nearest steakhouse.
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@mastertdswag Don't worry, I have some spare bottoms in a box somewhere.
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@mastertdswag I'll Jackie Gleason you right in the kisser.
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@nerthos, oh okay then. I'll get my trunks.
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@yodelerty, I'll Clint Eastwood your block off.
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@mastertdswag I'll Billy Ray Cyrus your face into death butt.
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@yodelerty, I will Charlie Sheen you back to the future.
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@mastertdswag I will Leonardo DiCaprio you away from an Oscar.
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@yodelerty, I'll Marilyn Monroe you in the jaw.
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@mastertdswag I will Arnold Schwarzenegger you to a spelling bee.
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@yodelerty, I will Amy Winehouse you into rehab.
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@yodelerty I so want a bee that can spell.. Hell I would take one that could talk even.
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@mastertdswag I will Kurt Cobain you off the deep end.
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@yodelerty, I will Mitt Romney you so hard you'll have an abortion.
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@twitch Bees are scary like Mormons and the future.
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@yodelerty @mastertdswag And I will happily silence you both.
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@colfax Noted.
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@colfax What rule is that even breaking.
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@yodelerty Future pfft... Its the past I fear the most.
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@colfax, yes sir, sorry sir.
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@mastertdswag I will hug you or something idk
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@yodelerty (not really) but Dam that sounded cool!
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@yodelerty, I will... yeah.
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@redenchilada The unwritten Rule Zero.
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@redenchilada The "don't make fun of romney" rule?
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