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"Refuse to label things your child says as “creepy.”" - an article titled "The Answers to Creepy Things Kids Say"
Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 15:47:26 UTC from web-
@mastertid the exact definition of a hypocrite.
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@mastertid I like number 5 here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent
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@pony What the hell is with those pictures
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@mastertid better than this http://i.imgur.com/sgzeOqJ.gif #nightmarefuel
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@scoot Sorry I'll change that. 100% of those ARE the exact quotes from the article. Reddit steals stuff yet again~
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@pony Oh jeez
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@scoot Does the article source the quotes?
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@pony OH cherries IT MOVED
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@pony OH GOD, why are her eye-mouths UPSIDE-DOWN!? D:
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@mastertid xDD
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@pony OH GOD! The dentist expenses!!
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@scribus I'm sure that's what creeps most people out.
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@pony Actually I'm not certain any more looking at it. Oh well
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@treesy Mutant chilluns is hard to pay for
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@pony Yeah, upside-down mouths are way scarier than they should be.
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@scoot meh *shrugpony
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@pony ehhhhh THATS SOME CREEPY mangoes!!!!
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@pony Heck, the whole dental hygiene issue is the most disturbing part of that picture
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@treesy myep
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@pony i mean, imagine her gargling listerine through the eye teeth...
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@treesy Why would you tell someone to imagine that
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@mastertid Because I am an evil, evil person.
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@treesy More like eye-vil am I right
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@mastertid Eye get the joke
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@pony Yeah, probably. Still, she's no Smile.dog.
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@treesy Good to see that you do. I hope it wasn't too cornea.
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@scribus Someone shopped that onto the face of Bob Ross. Why? :(
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@mastertid No, I love this aqueous humour
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@treesy Iris-pect that.
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@mastertid Some people have no capacity for love. :c
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@mastertid Thank you, my pupil.
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@scribus On the plus side there's a lot of actually cute dogs after that.
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@treesy Posterior chamber. That one's just a joke in itself.
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@mastertid It's hard to make puns with some parts of the eye. then again, maybe I just can't see the joke. must be transparent humour.
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@mastertid Like "rear admiral"
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@nerthos I don't get it.
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@treesy If I had anymore jokes I would lens them to you.
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@treesy I must break you.
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@mastertid Ouch... looking down on me like that. You've hit an optic nerve...
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@mastertid Just read "rear" as "butt" instead of "back of the fleet"
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@scribus Nations rise and fall, but the art of bad punnery will last forever!
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@treesy Sad to hear that you are now my fovea (foe via.) friendly back-and-forth.
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@mastertid Is there meant to be a dot there? Iunno
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@nerthos You lost me.
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@mastertid It just o-choroid to me that we've done a good job dragging this out.
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@treesy It's been a very long optic disc-ussion.
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@mastertid of course it's getting a bit cilliary now.
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@treesy I was ligameant to think of a pun for that one but I forgot
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@mastertid Hy Aloid-da fun's been had so far, hasn't it?
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@treesy Yeah, but irisk reusing some terminology.
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@mastertid Only if you get too sclera-d.
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@treesy Every zonular fibre of my being is terrified
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@mastertid Then cower! Cower in your anterior chamber!
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@treesy The suspensory is killing me
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@mastertid I have been known to be quite vitreous.
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@treesy We canal see that about you
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@mastertid but when i get upset, eye ball my eyes out :)
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@treesy Don't creye
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@mastertid Aha! Eye lid you astray!
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@treesy I let you down! Don't lash out at me :(
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@mastertid of course not. That would be cilia
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@treesy You've changed your ways. Did you have an eye-piphany? A vision?
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@mastertid Eye would have, but eye duct.
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@treesy I am literally out of eye-deas now.
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@mastertid So am eye. I guess that makes it an eye for an eye.
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@treesy Then we're eyequals.
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