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@rancidrob @redenchilada How am I supposed to access the ports
Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:05:41 UTC from web-
Gotta save up for the new Mac Pro so I can be a cool hipster with a cylindrical computer yo.
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@rancidrob http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/ CYLINDRICAL
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@scribus Like mine.
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@yodelerty That looks really cool.
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@thelastgherkin Probably gonna cost an arm and a leg but yeah
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@rancidrob same
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@rancidrob Probably cost less
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@rancidrob The Mac Pro'll probably cost at least $2500 for the basic model so who knows.
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@rancidrob MY BRAHN
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@rancidrob I'd pay that for a cylindrical computer
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@rancidrob Less cool because it doesn't rotate
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@yodelerty Add a turntable at the bottom
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@yodelerty Cut holes in trashcan.
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@rancidrob That doesn't sound very cool
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@rancidrob Or flames!
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@yodelerty Put it on a robot and have a robot computer.
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@redenchilada It would kill me probably
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@yodelerty Robot code: they are not allowed to cause harm to humans
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@redenchilada What if he disobeys?
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@redenchilada Or, through inaction, allow a human to come to harm.
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@yodelerty Unplug him.
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@redenchilada What if he blocks the power cord?
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@yodelerty Turn him off.
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@redenchilada What if he chops off my arm as I'm reaching for the power button?
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@yodelerty Dump water on him. And reattach your arm.
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@redenchilada Or at least replace it with a hook and take shelter with some nerd rappers.
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@redenchilada What if I can't reach the faucet because it chopped off my legs?
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@yodelerty Spit on him repeatedly until he dies. And reattach your legs.
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@scribus ♪ First day, it's already too late...
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@redenchilada But what if I die of blood loss before I can?
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@yodelerty That's your fault for not building the robot with a remote killswitch.
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@redenchilada Dude wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a cylindrical computer
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@yodelerty But that makes you lame
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@rancidrob Probably
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@yodelerty All cool kids have robot computers
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@yodelerty Are you sure about that
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@yodelerty I'm posting from it right now
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@redenchilada Don't lie to me
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@yodelerty I'm posting from my /android/
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@redenchilada did you seriously make that joke
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