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i wish my mum was as good at dealing with my sadness as she is at pointing it out to me
Sunday, 07-May-17 17:09:07 UTC from web-
@tiffany ...ok, questions:
1- is your soap made of lye?
2- how often do you wash
3- Are you made mostly of mildly coalesced grease?
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>become leader of a gang called "the Nerds"
>discover some fool has been selling out your homies to the cops
>find the fool
>knock him out, cover him in gold paint
>display the bastard in chains in your main hang-out
>arm your men
>"Let's play some quidditch, boys"
>release the golden snitch
>tell men that whomever catches it gets 100kSunday, 07-May-17 15:03:38 UTC from web -
Friend sends me a message at 22:30 on friday "I'm getting married sunday 10:30" lol hope he doesn't expect a gift
Saturday, 06-May-17 23:23:08 UTC from web -
I accidentally maked a tinny S on my skin with hot iron today http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858872
Saturday, 06-May-17 22:47:54 UTC from web -
lmao triggered libtards want an epilepsy warning?? what is this their safe space????????????????
Saturday, 06-May-17 22:27:33 UTC from web-
@tiffany I say give'm what they want
They want an epilepsy warning, give it to them
IN BRIGHT PULSATING LIGHTS
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i hope you die / i hope we both die
Saturday, 06-May-17 22:06:40 UTC from web-
@tiffany IT IS, but you know what they say, "he who laughs last..."
And eventually I WILL laugh last...
and it will be THE BEST LAUGH
and it will be WORTH IT
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@tiffany I dunno, Myra says she'll laugh at the demise of all her enemies, knowing she'll have defeated them in the ultimate way, by outliving all of them.
Me, I'll probably be laughing at some old joke I finally got
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I am my dom
Saturday, 06-May-17 21:53:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation man, and I thought I was the biggest perv in here
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:b:illiards
Saturday, 06-May-17 21:44:28 UTC from web -
(me, thinking about Electric Light Orchestra's "Evil Woman") Maybe she's just misunderstood
Monday, 01-May-17 10:03:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Maybe she's just evil and you calling her misunderstood is causing her to have a lower self-esteem relating to her ability to express herself clearly
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE EVIL DEAL WITH IT GET papayaED -
@zennx Except the song is performed by a former lover of hers so the narrator is unreliable
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web -
I don't think I will ever be happy
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@tiffany You strike me, as a man who will never be satisfied
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@ceruleanspark get out of my head
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Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out
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@tiffany I told you to stay away from my mother
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@ceruleanspark That's no way to talk to your stepdad
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@tiffany God rest his zombie bones
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Making fun of Trump supporters isn't very fun anymore because the fact of the matter is that there just aren't that many of them anymore.
Saturday, 22-Apr-17 02:28:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation so what, just cause they are a minority it's not PC to make fun of them?
shame on you Matt
SHAME
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The Legend of Matt: Store Closer http://rainbowdash.net/url/858360
Saturday, 22-Apr-17 01:41:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation ...did you completely destroy your wrist or does it just look absolutely magled kuz of the perspective?
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http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web -
every time they make the weed funny ha ha, it make me appleing squeal
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 13:05:11 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation in joy?
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DATE NIGHT
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 09:15:42 UTC from web -
Good morning http://pny.lv/1hgbc
Wednesday, 19-Apr-17 08:50:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin How is this "original"? Why does it has to do with Tom and Jerry? Do they still have enough brand recognition? Why does it look worse than Tom and Jerry The Movie?
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@adiwan Time to butcher a timeless classic is it?
guess I'll do my part and do an edit of Silence of the Lambs where every noun is replaced with "Zug-Zug the dispoiled" and 30 seconds after a location change the screen gets a Sin City filter for exactly 4 frames and Wakko Warner is on the 2nd frame of the effect, on the background
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If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web -
Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Mastodon killer.
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by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark No.
They won't add backwards-compatibility BECAUSE they want to effectively block you. -
@takeFrankerZakenji That seems bad for federation in general.
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@takeFrankerZakenji Hahahahah
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Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web -
Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark we've also had the entire gamut of contemptible types of individuals
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Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web -
Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!
Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web -
IF YA WANT MY BODY AND YA THINK I'M SEXY COME ON SUGAR LET ME KNOW
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 22:56:05 UTC from web -
My week so far:
>Aunt, Uncle and cousins (Sam & the twins) come over for 1 week vacation
>me and Myra take Aunt and Uncle to the river for a swim
>return at night
>Sam is in tears
>one of the twins managed to drop a hammer on her laptop and now it won't turn on
>do the usual check up
>it's a HDD problem (probably dead, most likely boot sectors are damaged)
>take a 4h drive and buy a new Hard Drive, no HDD of equal size at shop, decide to take an SSD instead
>install SSD, it shows signs of life
>all systems nominal, only damage was on HDD (and a dent on the case, but it's metallic so I can buff it out later)
>install old HDD on a external case (bought at store)
>chkdsk; attempt to recover data;
>no data is recoverable, but the HDD will probably be usable as an external from now on
somehow the hammer landed on the laptop just right so it would only cause a surge and wipe it clean
It's was a million-to-one chance
mfw I remember million-to-one chances happen nine-times-out-of-tenWednesday, 12-Apr-17 22:17:59 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web -
But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web -
"I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web
