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Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop
Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark can this be our new name
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My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work
Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Dad?
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@tiffany He used to enjoy just standing up in the dining hall and dropping his trousers as well.
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@ceruleanspark I respect that
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Legalise gay space weed
Monday, 10-Apr-17 18:49:12 UTC from web -
More glad that @ceruleanspark has kept this instance open for us, even if it isn't so busy.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 23:32:25 UTC from web-
@awl And I'll continue to do so, as long as anyone cares about it.
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I can't see dick underwater
- orungano repeated this.
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@tiffany2 Wow whoever set up this bot really captured your interests
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@ceruleanspark I'm honestly kind of stunned by its veracity
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@ceruleanspark That's what I like that Babylon Zoo literally just work together and they still have that power
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Nightcore Tim Buckley
Friday, 07-Apr-17 23:37:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you hear about visual novels
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So, I've first heard "I can't fix you" by The Living Tombstone around February this year, but I only say the MV today... damn, that's some potent imagery...
Reminds me a lot of The AnimatrixThursday, 06-Apr-17 23:56:18 UTC from web -
Suddenly deeply worried that RDN users have slowly been replaced by well-programmed bots over the years.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:30:18 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph The only bot around here........... is you.
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@actualrudolph Well that just doesn't compute at all
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Make sure to visit Ross' grave today to pay your respects. Bring flowers. And lesbian porn.
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 20:28:47 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph Furry lesbian porn
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If Ross was still alive it would be his birthday
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 19:10:25 UTC from web -
If I'm just going about my day and you, someone I don't know, throws a water balloon at me, damn right I'm going to deck you in the cherrying skull
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 22:30:26 UTC from web-
@tiffany You remind me of a time when someone tried to drive by water balloon a friend and I, and managed to instead throw a water balloon directly into their car stereo
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@ceruleanspark I'm glad I could instil such a perfect blessing into your brain
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Congratulations on solving gods alphabet puzzle
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:50:06 UTC from web -
That's how you indicate you want this massage to include a happy ending
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 18:40:33 UTC from web -
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:38:07 UTC from web
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This elevator is gonna be our coffin
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:34:35 UTC from web -
I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 22:19:25 UTC from web -
BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/
Monday, 03-Apr-17 20:12:08 UTC from web -
“I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”
Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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I'm just gonna leave this here. http://rainbowdash.net/url/857918
Monday, 03-Apr-17 02:06:04 UTC from web-
@stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka
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http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.
Monday, 03-Apr-17 10:37:12 UTC from web -
Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 97 years rick and morty
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@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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@ceruleanspark nuggets
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So is it just me or is Facebook getting even SJWier than Tumblr?
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 16:40:53 UTC from web-
@scribus By noticing that I guess you are the correct person for me to ask you "Do you think it is safe to even make a Facebook account ?". I heard stories of circles of friends breaking up because of that stuff. Combined with the fact that I work in the healthcare sector I never even bothered with Facebook
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@critialcloudkicker if Facebook is all it takes to break a friendship then it wasn't very solid to begin with, that or Gary needs to stop spamming his friends with Farmville invites...
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@critialcloudkicker Safe? Probably, as long as you behave yourself. Worth it? No. If you don't have one by now, you don't need one.
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is anyone else spending New Years studying for a Statistics Test?
KUZ I AM
and it sucks fat chodesSaturday, 01-Apr-17 19:27:44 UTC from web -
Changed sister's gf's alarm sound for a ear rape version of the Spongebob theme #winning #Aprilfools #HappyNewYear
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 14:51:26 UTC from web -
My friend made a group chat for this birthday thing we're going to, and I know 2 of about 13 of these people. Two of them started talking about some operation one of them is having, and I really wanted to post "I'll be there" followed by "At the Regal on Saturday, not at Melody's operation" but that's not how to start a friendship
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 20:27:49 UTC from web -
RIP club penguin
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 19:44:00 UTC from web -
Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web -
TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 22:13:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's how the man gets you
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So Rob Schrab continues his campaign of kiwiing terror on twitter
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 20:48:53 UTC from web -
Sister's GF just learned my sister used to have bangs till late highschool, she's laughing hysterically at the photo
if she keeps this up for much longer we're gonna need to make her breathe into a bag
she's seriously gonna hurt herselfTuesday, 28-Mar-17 19:40:27 UTC from web