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  1. I love these wine glasses that let me put like 1/2 a bottle in it

    Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:15:44 UTC from web
    • today i learned i'm apparently old enough to sell an assload of alcohol but if somebody comes to me with firecrackers the terminal goes on bananaing code red and i have to call a manager

      Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:12:48 UTC from web
    • well, officially 2017 here

      Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:05:42 UTC from web
    • lotta customers today came to me claiming they were born in 1995... applein' idiots, if you're gonna lie to me say you're 22

      Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:45:35 UTC from web
    • Debating on how much I want to hang out with literal hipsters for the next 4 hours

      Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:37:22 UTC from web
    • I'm making a conscious decision to not get bevved tonight.

      Sunday, 01-Jan-17 00:57:13 UTC from web
    • Hello everypony!

      Sunday, 01-Jan-17 01:18:45 UTC from web
    • you're dating someone for several years and you love them a lot and you're about to pop the question at the best italian restaurant in town. but then the waiter asks what you'd like and your soon to be fiance says "pasgetti", what do you do

      Saturday, 31-Dec-16 00:46:29 UTC from web
    • I need to practise singing again, I miss my falsetto :(

      Saturday, 31-Dec-16 01:12:56 UTC from web
    • aye yi yi

      Friday, 30-Dec-16 23:51:43 UTC from web
      • why do celeb deaths bum me out so much

        Thursday, 29-Dec-16 02:26:19 UTC from web
      • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuooumOYpNg

        Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 23:05:37 UTC from web
        • @ceruleanspark you're the one who told me about it like 3 years ago

          Wednesday, 28-Dec-16 01:09:18 UTC from web
        • fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

          Sunday, 25-Dec-16 03:43:25 UTC from web
          • happy

            Saturday, 24-Dec-16 20:55:36 UTC from web
          • Is there a catchy two syllable name for fascist capitalism? Like AnCom or the like?

            Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 16:52:23 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          • Rainbow Dash Network: 5 years a cuck.

            Wednesday, 21-Dec-16 17:33:47 UTC from web
          • basically he got my phone number at one point and repeatedly tried to get me to play truth or dare with him, and the one time I agreed he dared me to go to the woods behind my neighborhood and wait for him to show up and give me a wedgie, and at the time I was just like "this guy's kind of a dick" but the more I think about it he REALLY wanted to see my underwear.

            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 23:35:58 UTC from web
          • one of my co-workers is a guy who I think tried to molest me when we were in middle school

            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 23:27:50 UTC from web
          • Horatio the http://rainbowdash.net/url/855358

            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 22:57:08 UTC from web
          • Today is the day I saw someone use the term "different opinion apologist"

            Monday, 19-Dec-16 01:26:53 UTC from web
          • meme

            Sunday, 18-Dec-16 01:22:23 UTC from web
            • wow, I haven't powered on my PC in a few days

              Wednesday, 14-Dec-16 23:00:49 UTC from web
            • Yeah I have 69K unread emails

              Sunday, 11-Dec-16 03:11:50 UTC from shitposter.club
            • Official meme http://pny.lv/165sr

              Sunday, 11-Dec-16 02:16:14 UTC from web
            • holy crap Junji Ito is rumored to be working on Death Stranding. That explains a lot

              Friday, 02-Dec-16 18:57:34 UTC from web
              • this Bode meme needs to stop

                Friday, 02-Dec-16 01:15:07 UTC from web
                • lel

                  Friday, 02-Dec-16 00:09:53 UTC from web
                  • for those interested in language studies here's a pretty unique language
                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4hI_METac

                    Thursday, 01-Dec-16 23:53:05 UTC from web
                  • Capitalism has made it this way, maybe some old fashioned fascism will take it away.

                    Tuesday, 29-Nov-16 19:10:16 UTC from web