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Going to refer to gym-goers as "exercise fandom"
Monday, 17-Jul-17 18:06:23 UTC from web -
"Why don't I get tumblr notes any more" maybe because you haven't posted in a month you dingus
Monday, 17-Jul-17 08:49:19 UTC from web -
A co-worker of mine was just saying how absolutely amazing of an idea it was to hang a sky-scraper from an astroid. I think my brain just imploded.
Monday, 17-Jul-17 07:42:23 UTC from web -
What's this Boku No Pico Academia the kids are on about these days
Sunday, 16-Jul-17 07:47:22 UTC from web -
What happened to porkchops as health items in video games?
Saturday, 15-Jul-17 20:24:24 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin What happened to good 'ol wall chicken that was preserved in pristine condition in old ruined castles?
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This isn't Google
Saturday, 15-Jul-17 09:19:19 UTC from web -
Sexiest Bob the Builder characters
Saturday, 15-Jul-17 09:19:15 UTC from web -
Where is Old Donk City
Friday, 14-Jul-17 18:12:58 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Presumably, nowhere. It's called New Donk City because the land was given to James, the Duke of Donk.
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@mrmattimation Meaning there is no Old Donk City, only a county called Donk.
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I come for the wuggas, but I stay for the jiggy-juggas
Friday, 14-Jul-17 14:50:50 UTC from web -
Strong Bad's on point
Thursday, 13-Jul-17 21:36:51 UTC from web -
My Little Pony D&D dice, coming exclusively to Hascon. http://rainbowdash.net/url/860202
Thursday, 13-Jul-17 07:28:30 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It's how we roll.
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For posterity, the spammer who tried to sell us poop-flavoured vegetarian chocolate protein supplements #badpitches http://rainbowdash.net/url/860152
Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 08:49:05 UTC from web -
If the new Planet of the Apes doesn't have a guerilla gorilla then I don't know what the writers are wasting their time doing smh
Monday, 10-Jul-17 21:50:43 UTC from web-
@scribus Guerilla, gorilla, gorilla for sale
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@thelastgherkin Thank you so much for that. :')
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He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He's finally back
To T A K E Y O U T O H E L LMonday, 10-Jul-17 13:42:06 UTC from web -
I got all 900 Koroks boys!
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 18:40:37 UTC from web -
A man at the shopping mall I work in got stabbed by a guy for bumping into him and bled onto one of our sofas http://rainbowdash.net/url/860028
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 19:32:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This would never happened if that couch had a gun
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@thelastgherkin Was it a nice sofa?
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@adiwan I don't even remember. I only got to work three hours later.
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I'm MC Gherkin and I'm here to say / I just want to sit and play Zelda all day
- Gherkin ☑️ and takeshitakenji repeated this.
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RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 08:42:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is a pony site??
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(Jerry Seinfeld voice) Why is it called Skylanders? Is it because they land in the sky?
Friday, 07-Jul-17 20:01:50 UTC from web -
If the Greg Universe always wears a vest and shorts, why does he have those tan lines
Friday, 07-Jul-17 11:18:38 UTC from web -
Tom Holland was like five years old when the Tobey Macguire Spider-Man film came out
Friday, 07-Jul-17 09:29:15 UTC from web -
It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:43:11 UTC from web-
@scribus I mean, you could probably kill a man with just the combined weight of ten thousand spoons, which is approx. 250kg
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@thelastgherkin You would not believe your doom / If it was ten-thousand spoons~~
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Happy American New Year
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 17:03:29 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Eat at Joe's
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 16:48:45 UTC from web -
Celadon is not the color I thought
Monday, 03-Jul-17 19:42:34 UTC from web-
@scribus A clever mnemonic device for remembering colour names is that the colours are usually the same as the word used to describe them
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Somehow malaproposed "Bowie and Jagger" into "Bauer and Jeggie"
Monday, 03-Jul-17 18:39:17 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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No fear
Stringent analysis of everything you've ever made revealing a secret fetish even you didn't know you had
One fearSunday, 02-Jul-17 20:46:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin relatable
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I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:13:14 UTC from web -
I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that
Friday, 30-Jun-17 15:12:11 UTC from web -
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 07:14:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Isn't that a Bender quote? (It's a crying shame Futurama was canceled.)
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