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Went to twitter and noticed that some of my favorite youtubers are on a vacation on snowy cabin, meanwhile I just learned that we won't be able to go to Norway this year kuz of stupid college and highschool related bullmango. ¶Jelly af
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 15:19:32 UTC from web -
we are number one, but every word ending with "e" is replaced with a full unabridged reading of the King James Bible
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 05:57:01 UTC from web -
ya know, if we could combine Bruce Campbell and Nathan Fillion we'd have the best actor ever
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 03:30:46 UTC from web -
do kids these days not know about Cat-Dog?
Wednesday, 07-Dec-16 03:20:08 UTC from web -
Lepers are cats
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:39:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation actually the only known animal capable of having Leprosy other than Humans are Armadillos
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I still don't know who won the Olympics this year
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:33:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany It was in brazil, logically the only ones that won were the brazilian fat cats, what with all their embezzling and what not
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why is Wendy's so EXPENSIVE dude
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 18:30:45 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation She has a costly lifestyle
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@mrmattimation wendy's uses actual food in their meals
not just cardboard and styrofoam
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I find that guy quite impressive but I don't think WF:Shotgun is going to do a lot of good in a universe where GUNPOWDER DOESN'T grapeING EXIST
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 04:58:30 UTC from web -
Reasons why family Pathfinder night has spiralled into Potato Knishes:
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Me:"Congratulations on getting a new level, what feat are you gonna get?"
Myra:"Weapon Focus: Shotgun"
Me:"Sis, we're playing a role-play focused, no combat campaign were we're all bards, why the Fluffle Puff do you want WF:Shotgun?"
Myra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QHxWNl3TDI
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 04:54:25 UTC from web -
Why is "I summon Paul Blart" a recurring joke in my pathfinder campaigns?
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 03:36:20 UTC from web -
lmaooo my friend punched her bf in the face while kissing for some reason and might have broken his nose
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 01:55:59 UTC from web -
so, I've finished binge watching The Thick of It
Peter Capaldi is a appleing beast in this show
9/10 needs a 5th seasonTuesday, 06-Dec-16 02:02:24 UTC from web -
Now i only need a Salazzle and a toxapex
Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 01:12:14 UTC from web-
@zennx where do i get dittos on moon?
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@mushi you know that area where you need to take the executor bus?
go down from there by foot/pokeride and you'll find an area where you can find wild dittos, beldums and meniors -
@zennx i dont know that place yet, i'm still going to battlr olivia, but i will remember it
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at least one good thing happened this year
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@zennx That thumbnail is really offputting
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save me
Sunday, 04-Dec-16 23:04:06 UTC from web- internetturtle likes this.
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undyne is cast
Sunday, 04-Dec-16 20:02:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is the publicist white?
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well, radio echoes is down again
does anyone know where I can get full episodes of I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue?Sunday, 04-Dec-16 19:02:03 UTC from web-
@zennx I'm sorry... I haven't a clue
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He was the thorn in his mother's apple
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 23:28:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation apples don't have thorns matt, what would pop the blimp
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if sportacus can detect trouble from the moon why can't he stop the war in iraq
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 22:35:39 UTC from web-
@zennx so if I eat nothing but apples I'll lose lots of weight and then my mother will love me again
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A co-worker who I have never met and is not scheduled to work today just came into the seafood department and started cutting his own salmon
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 22:58:16 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is he atleast doing it right?
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hot like a parked car, i sound weird like friend with a hard 'r'
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 15:55:08 UTC from web -
I can't believe @mushi won't get in the goddamn bag
Saturday, 03-Dec-16 15:49:42 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark pew
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@zennx pew
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i hate horses
Friday, 02-Dec-16 00:48:27 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@mushi so? you know exactly the amount of permanent damage he could have done?
none, hell, if he had unrealistically sharp teeth for a horse he'd at best rip some skin off, then you'd have a rockin' scar that you could use to pick up ladies
chicks don't like dudes with less than 10 fingers
(for more than 10 the results are still inconclusive due to me not having a big enough sample size)maiyannah likes this. -
@zennx but what if it where a werehorse?
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
Nathan Fillion is CANADIAN?
well that settles it, USA is no longer best country of North America
ALL HAIL THE NON-FRENCH PART OF CANADA!
I say, I say
HIP-HIP...Saturday, 03-Dec-16 01:32:06 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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it's been 2 years since the last time, it is time for "twins dressing up in matching outfits for a week and acting like we have no idea it's going on"
Friday, 02-Dec-16 21:36:33 UTC from web -
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/e5ba8ed79f5408490feb13c157fb0f2dc4b71aa9acbdb6ca2f069954139559d5_1.jpg @mushi
Friday, 02-Dec-16 11:16:47 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! repeated this.
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@mushi they don't, but it helps
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@mushi They could just eat another bug, they're just evil.
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@nerthos yeah that is a real uncool thing to do, but they ned a quick nourshing boost and as ambush bugs you can never know when the bext meal will be
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My raspoutine joke is my magnum opus of this year and no-one seems to get it when I tell it :(
Friday, 02-Dec-16 01:01:21 UTC from web-
@awl well it IS funny, I chuckled
The main problem is that it's a pun
don't let your magnum opus be a pun dude
puns are only funny once
if you forget a regular joke, and someone tells it, and you remember it it's funny again
if you forget a pun, and someone tells it, and you remember it, it will never be as funny as when you first said it
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for those interested in language studies here's a pretty unique language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW4hI_METac
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 23:53:05 UTC from web-
@zennx oh yeah arctic languages and cultures are really cool. That abugida is probably one of the most well-fitting scripts for a language made by people outside the native.
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how much does it even pay to be in the army
Thursday, 01-Dec-16 23:25:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin lol give me 20 pushups
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i feel tired as all hell because i haven't had my vitamin injection in like two and a half months but i'm not getting the next one until next week so i might just go to sleep one night and never wake again
Wednesday, 30-Nov-16 19:17:22 UTC from web
