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  1. one of the main problems I get when I'm sick is my hair gets UNBRUSHABLE
    I feel like I've got a briar patch hanging from my head

    Friday, 14-Oct-16 08:45:05 UTC from web
    • here's my very bad Trump impression http://rainbowdash.net/url/851873

      Friday, 14-Oct-16 00:57:36 UTC from web
    • https://youtu.be/bA76-cixf-s
      so, turns out power cores are lore consistent

      this pleases me

      Thursday, 13-Oct-16 18:59:08 UTC from web
    • I bet Niantic wishes people still played Pokemon Go e-ve-ry day.

      Thursday, 13-Oct-16 14:22:36 UTC from web
    • so, my flu got worse and I'm back on painkillers
      in other news
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2_qLxbTeN0
      fan fic writers should just stick to what they know
      which is nothing

      Thursday, 13-Oct-16 04:40:13 UTC from web
      • @todddrozd I, Dark Lord Zenn, master or Shadows, keeper of the evernight, user of very large axes, WISH TO KNOW MORE

        Wednesday, 12-Oct-16 10:40:03 UTC from web
        • Should I seriously be trying a pacifist run my first time through Undertale?

          Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 23:15:27 UTC from web
        • I hear a dog's mouth is cleaner than the state of New Jersey

          Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 22:20:10 UTC from web
        • Robots playing Ace of Spades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBSkq-_St8

          Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 05:53:21 UTC from web
        • Hi everyone i'm new to this site and i guess bronies. I'm really shy before you get to know me but once you get to know me you'll be begging me to shut up but i'm a really cool guy. I hope some of you get to be my friend.

          Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 05:04:10 UTC from web
        • my gemsona is Maud Pie

          Tuesday, 11-Oct-16 04:14:11 UTC from web
          • Roller-skates are the proof that nothing good and decent will can ever be created by the Dutch

            Monday, 10-Oct-16 22:57:29 UTC from web
            • [I wish I was her batcave buddy next door. We could do it through the wall.]
              "How thick is wall?"

              Monday, 10-Oct-16 22:46:13 UTC from web
            • Myra just cooked me a 19/10 pork belly roast
              Oh god the glaze was kiwiing PERFECT

              I love my sister you guys

              Monday, 10-Oct-16 22:43:09 UTC from web
              • Pick one you casual. Call of duty sucks, people like you are ruining gaming. When we've got to a point where games have the ability to preorder day one DLC then it's really a sign of the decline of the human race.
                If you're a gamer you have endless possibilities that normal people don't have with their boring real world based lifes. As a game I have a much more expansive and crazy fulfilling life.I can be a lone wanderer in a future where the world has destroyed itself, I can be an adventurer of ancient ruins or an explorer of nebulas and planets out in deep space. I can do drugs in games like GTA with no risk to my actual health, or have deep sexual relationships with women in games like Mass Effect, there's no end to it like there is in real life.
                Being a gamer expands your life so much, but supporting games like call of duty diminishes that expansive life.

                Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:28:01 UTC from web
              • @mrmattimation exactly what a rapist would say

                Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:31:30 UTC from web
                • I was actually looking forward to work tomorrow because it's one of the few times I get to socialise but apparently I'll be working solo

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:26:32 UTC from web
                • So there's a giant protest happening here
                  Taxi drivers vs Uber drivers
                  Cars are being smashed, literal poop is being used as a weapon
                  then this brilliant person goes out to a TV camera and says "Laws are like virgin girls, they exist to be violated"
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6MP1tKl9XM

                  Well one thing's for sure
                  I ain't setting foot in a Taxi ever again

                  Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:24:21 UTC from web
                  • Good grief! The postal service is absolute crap these days. Not only they crush my books in the mail box, they don't even deliver them when they should. Two books had to arrive today (ordered with Amazon Prime) and neither of those showed up. One of these was supposed to be in my hands on Saturday.

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 18:05:36 UTC from web
                  • how come in cartoons libraries are silent, my local library is regular volume

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 16:48:02 UTC from web
                  • I have been actively avoiding my rl friends for like 3 days and I'm not really sure why

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 17:11:05 UTC from web
                  • MLP FiM is 6 years old. Time for everybody to feel old and stupid.

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 16:05:06 UTC from web
                  • wait no, I forgot Gold Locks and Start Over

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 04:45:14 UTC from web
                  • Airports are primo for people watching (said the wookiee asshole in Birkenstock's and an MC Frontalot T-shirt)

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 04:03:46 UTC from web
                  • it's official, I'm sick
                    my nose is acting like a batcaveing faucet and my joints feel like they are made of rusty blades

                    Monday, 10-Oct-16 03:46:02 UTC from web
                    • Trying to decide if I'll be the kind of asshole who talks about updog at his own wedding.

                      Sunday, 09-Oct-16 02:12:28 UTC from web
                    • after a conversation of star wars
                      Sister's GF "on a scale of physical damage how bad do you rate the prequels?"
                      Sister "I'd rather have blood in my urine than have to re-watch Episode I"

                      Sunday, 09-Oct-16 01:50:44 UTC from web
                      • "I'm just a Pearl. I'm useless on my own." damn right

                        Saturday, 08-Oct-16 22:32:43 UTC from web
                      • this is why everyone hates america, even americans
                        https://www.good.is/articles/hospital-charge-baby-skintoskin-contact?utm_content=inf_10_81_2&utm_source=TSE&utm_medium=FB&utm_campaign=pd&tse_id=INF_25f7b3808cad11e6b6db4d0235f40af5

                        Saturday, 08-Oct-16 21:34:51 UTC from web
                      • remember that time i accidentally messed up while texturing this computer and it had a hundred tiny fans? http://rainbowdash.net/url/851562

                        Saturday, 08-Oct-16 21:17:37 UTC from web