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Homer is such a fun character to draw, I recommend it to everyone
Tuesday, 30-May-17 02:10:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I think he's pretty hard to do, I tried it once, ended up papayaing up and doing the entire Sistine Chapel ceiling
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I just caught the produce guy watching a soccer game with a phone he hid in a box of bananas
Monday, 29-May-17 00:54:43 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is he not in your department because you fired him
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@tiffany I fired him, and when my boss asked me why I did that, I fired him too, so now I'm the boss.
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We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
Monday, 29-May-17 03:34:57 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I hope I die getting pegged by a dolphin
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I'm going to skin your parents make a body suit and papaya you while wearing it
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading Can tiny hands discern such a thing?
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Monday, 29-May-17 03:17:59 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading stop being upbeat
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Monday, 29-May-17 02:55:44 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading is that a challenge?
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for the Steven Universe fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW9efEOf-64
Sunday, 28-May-17 23:21:14 UTC from web -
When my friends fail to get a reference I feel like they are morons at first...
but then I feel impossible joy, for now I have such sights to show them >:)Thursday, 25-May-17 15:14:02 UTC from web -
OMG!!!! IT'S TOWEL DAY!!!
Thursday, 25-May-17 13:23:14 UTC from web -
My boy http://68.media.tumblr.com/baf2a4a4a56610c6c768a7948dd43bb7/tumblr_oqifimpal11rqg01ho1_1280.jpg
Thursday, 25-May-17 13:16:44 UTC from web-
@zennx Good tip. I have a "detail" brush but it's not thin enough for the eyes. I need to buy one that's a tad thinner.
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One word I never liked on the english language is Casualties
"So, how many died in the attack"
"600 people, most of them civilian women, and children"
"Jesus F'n Christ, that's horrible"
"Yeah, but you know, it's pretty casual..."
"Oh, yeah, you're right, never mind then"
"......Say, fancy a beer?"
"Yeah all right"Thursday, 25-May-17 03:52:01 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 24-May-17 19:12:28 UTC from web -
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alcohol culture will never not baffle me
Wednesday, 24-May-17 17:08:00 UTC from web- daggsy likes this.
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@zennx Yeah. Only Silent Movie is better, but for other reasons. Life Stinks is a bit worse but it has a special place in my heart. Men in Tights is on par with Spaceballs in my opinion. I'm indifferent to Blazing Saddles.
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@adiwan I mean, it's got its moments, and probably more than its fair share of them, but overall I never feel like it's a cohesive film instead of a feature length gag reel.
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say what you want about Veggietales, I do NOT trust that cucumber
Wednesday, 24-May-17 17:47:54 UTC from web -
Welcome to our My Little Ony site. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way.
Tuesday, 23-May-17 15:19:34 UTC from web -
Zack Snyder's daughter offed herself and now he's leaving the DC movies.
Thank you Zack Snyder's daughter, you took one for the team
RIPTuesday, 23-May-17 11:57:02 UTC from web -
wth(heck) the ice caps in the north and southern regions are growing not receding we've been lied to the entire time, this is why i hate politietion
Tuesday, 23-May-17 06:02:08 UTC from web-
@adiwan incorrect, water is at it's densest when it's at 3ºC, anything above, or below that value occupies more space
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@shadowboltmoon it's not enough, sure the north and south polar areas are getting more ice, but areas below are losing them at stupidly high rates, Greenland is losing ice like crazy, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_ice_sheet#Recent_ice_loss_events
If all of Greenland's ice melts the seas will rise by about 7.2 m (24 ft), that's about most of the US coastal region, 70%-80% of the Hawaiian landmass, and pretty much all of Wales (but who gives a toss about the Welsh really?)
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if you ever feel like an idiot remember than once someone told George W. Bush that 4 Brazilian people were killed in Iraq.
and he responded with: "How many is a Brazilian?"Sunday, 21-May-17 18:19:12 UTC from web -
I love the metric system. I give it 10/10
Friday, 19-May-17 11:41:56 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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@thelastgherkin I took a test in Hexadecimal... I got an F
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Minecraft Tower Defense mainly focuses on a fierce fight between Steve and many waves of creatures! And your role is to protect his shelter from their destruction by all means. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859313
Friday, 19-May-17 09:16:52 UTC from web-
@minecraftgamesfreeplay Who's your favourite pony
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@thelastgherkin Rainbow Dash, Right?
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@minecraftgamesfreeplay question two: Who is best princess?
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What do you call a magical horse that isn't allowed to use its cranial appendage? A
Thursday, 11-May-17 15:10:44 UTC from web -
Is there an in-game reason why the hackers in the Watch Dogs games can use eagle vision, or is the reason literally just "it's AC with guns"
Monday, 15-May-17 16:31:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation matpat says they are descendants from the Assassins in AC, so it kinda makes sense
buy HEY, that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY, thanks for reading
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I just realised that Miley isn't even a real name
Monday, 15-May-17 10:38:35 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGhy4x1tRMQ
I agree with everything here
especially the bit about Mima
GIB MIMA
Monday, 15-May-17 11:17:04 UTC from web -
There are times I miss the banter believe it or not.
Sunday, 14-May-17 23:08:06 UTC from web-
@awl RDN isn't what it once was.
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@awl Bally-Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father;
Harry, blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie!
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if fetishes gave you super-powers I'd be more OP than Superman
Thursday, 11-May-17 06:54:35 UTC from web -
terracotta terracotta terracotta pie
Wednesday, 10-May-17 17:28:06 UTC from web -
I know a lot of people like to talk kiwi about Twilight
"Oh, she's a mango alicorn"
"she's social inept who for some reason became the magical avatar of [giving a mango about other people's feelings]"
But I'll say this:
In when that whole "Taking Flurry-Heart to a room with a highly contagious disease debacle", Flurry threw a gigantic tamper tantrum (as I'm sure you are aware)
When this happened Twilight, and I want you to take notice of this: DEALT WITH THE PROBLEM LIKE A SANE PERSON by talking to her.
Last time in MLP that there were 2 alicorns in a room and one of them threw a FrankerZing magic-powered-hissy-fit SHE GOT SENT TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
so, yeah,
Twilight > CelestiaWednesday, 10-May-17 05:46:36 UTC from web-
@zennx Celestia imprisoned a dangerous apocalyptic force and arranged for a 1000-year long game to destroy it by harnessing the most powerful magic in Equestria and ensuring this magical protection for the years to come
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@thelastgherkin that baby had enough magical power as a newborn to blast a hole, vertically, through a giant building, BY SNEEZING .
and even after having been magically restrained had enough power to place and entire room on magical suspension while keeping herself in a magic dome.
Meanwhile NMM's powers range from Illusions to putting a prick in a manticore's paw, and your average "generic magic beam", that can't even pierce walls.
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It's time to rember the classics
and you know where you can find said classics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Beeeeeyatch
Wednesday, 10-May-17 05:33:51 UTC from web -
being white is like being gay
everyone that isn't like you thinks you have some sort of world domination agenda, but really you're just as clueless as what to do next as TrumpTuesday, 09-May-17 22:46:04 UTC from web -
@ih8cherryrs oy, this is my turf ya Fluffle Puff
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:47:31 UTC from web
