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  1. Halo Reach is still fun

    Monday, 20-Jan-20 05:58:52 UTC from web
  2. Ah, yes, taxes are coming up. What are we gonna do on the bed, Uncle Sam?

    Sunday, 19-Jan-20 19:17:23 UTC from web
  3. EXPOSED: New CIA Papers Reveal Kennedy’s Head “Just Did That”

    Saturday, 18-Jan-20 22:29:40 UTC from web
    • damn can’t believe 53 Senators just committed perjury right just now

      Thursday, 16-Jan-20 19:43:43 UTC from web
    • Space Force is actually happening? Space Force is actually gorram happening!? I always wanted to live in a cartoon, but not this one!!

      Wednesday, 15-Jan-20 02:25:44 UTC from web
    • pretty sure I just kicked Pony out of my store

      Wednesday, 15-Jan-20 03:26:12 UTC from web
    • how horrifying was that? you decide!

      Wednesday, 15-Jan-20 03:32:40 UTC from web
    • recently I had been under the impression that just anyone could do it

      Saturday, 11-Jan-20 22:00:34 UTC from web
    • started playing NationStates to pass the time and my country became a third world country within minutes, do not ever elect me to any office

      Saturday, 11-Jan-20 08:05:46 UTC from web
    • the original title for this script was horrible so instead of coming up with a better title I just made it as horrible as possible http://rainbowdash.net/url/875414

      Saturday, 11-Jan-20 02:55:24 UTC from web
    • I’ve been looking at cameras for a live action project and i just thought about how I can use it for rotoscoping myself

      Saturday, 11-Jan-20 02:09:58 UTC from web
    • How is it 2020 and I still haven’t applein figured out how to make my CGI look like the backgrounds from Tarzan

      Saturday, 11-Jan-20 01:58:39 UTC from web
    • what’s up gamers http://rainbowdash.net/url/875413

      Friday, 10-Jan-20 22:12:37 UTC from web
    • Turning in my 30 day notice at my apartment caused them to tell me to stop feeding the cats

      Friday, 10-Jan-20 03:43:41 UTC from web
    • Just learned a friend has brain cancer. Ngl, that’s kind of a huge bummer

      Wednesday, 08-Jan-20 22:48:30 UTC from web
    • (obviously that’s not the big problem here but it’s what I’m choosing to focus on because the other thing is horrible)

      Thursday, 09-Jan-20 21:23:43 UTC from web
    • Kinda hard to take your mind off of your dying friend when you have to take over her shifts at work

      Thursday, 09-Jan-20 21:19:49 UTC from web
    • Ugh. Awoken even earlier than intended by a neighbor dog that's never actually tended to. 5 AM and I'm chasing a Chihuahua with my foam sword.

      Wednesday, 08-Jan-20 19:42:43 UTC from web
    • I’M ON THE CORNER, MY MOMMA KNOWS I’M SELLIN DOPE

      Tuesday, 07-Jan-20 22:50:04 UTC from web
    • Generational traditions are important, like my father and I, we both grew up despising new jersey

      Monday, 06-Jan-20 17:53:16 UTC from web
    • Happy new year, to those that remain, and would still be called friends.
      May time never erode what was built, the chapter of our lives that we spent together.

      In perpetuity you will find a brother in me if that is what you desire.

      Tuesday, 31-Dec-19 11:24:27 UTC from web
    • what are the Vegas odds on Trump losing the election BUT telling people he didn’t on twitter and people just kinda accept that as fact without looking into it

      Saturday, 04-Jan-20 04:55:04 UTC from web
    • good to know we’re back at the part where being anti-war means you’re pro-terrorist

      Saturday, 04-Jan-20 02:51:17 UTC from web
    • if we had universal healthcare then anakin skywalker wouldn’t have refused to get into the imperial shuttle with Luke at the end of Return of the Jedi because the trip would have been paid for

      Saturday, 04-Jan-20 02:21:05 UTC from web
    • I do actually miss you guys pretty often. I just very rarely find I have anything to say anymore?

      Friday, 27-Dec-19 00:16:09 UTC from web
    • Facebook doesn't make people racist, it just brings to the surface negative traits that were already there.\

      Monday, 30-Dec-19 21:41:24 UTC from web
    • But I do have something today: I bought a house!

      Friday, 27-Dec-19 00:16:28 UTC from web
    • starting to realize none of these are actually about working in a grocery store http://rainbowdash.net/url/875407

      Monday, 30-Dec-19 07:41:23 UTC from web
    • racism and homophobia in 2019? That’s pretty cringe bro

      Sunday, 29-Dec-19 01:12:18 UTC from web
    • https://youtu.be/kuvEosy824w

      Saturday, 28-Dec-19 17:37:09 UTC from web