Notices by Derpy Hooves (derpyhooves), page 35

Derpy Hooves

GoOd Mourning everyPOny! im wakin up full of energy and ready to do lots'of deliveries!

Derpy Hooves

Weal everypony, it arrives teh times to meh go sleeping! after deliver a big hug to everypony, i'll going to bed! good night!

Derpy Hooves Big Macintosh

@macintosh Lemme check'em! *dives into the mailbags and throws off lots of muffins and mails* nnnope! it looks like there is no muffin for sweet apple acres!

Derpy Hooves dezzie again

@dezzierose i guez im fine, thear was not even a drop of pain at all! it just happened to spread some of my muffins *picking up all mails on the floor*

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

@applebloom if i remembur? ..... *starts to think deeply with obviously no results*

Derpy Hooves Braeburn

@braeburn dont worry there! i was just confirming, b'cuz i waited for long 8 ours, and my muffins in teh cozy iron-thingy didn't do anything at all.. so i ate them!

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

@applebloom of course dear! you see, cootie marks works like a termometer! it slowly shows more and more the best thing you do! so all u have to doo is find the thing that you're better at! simply enough isn't it?

Derpy Hooves dezzie again

@dezzierose O HAAAAIII!!!!! *waves while flying then hits a tree*

Derpy Hooves

@pinkiepie those aren't cupcakes?

Derpy Hooves Dead Account

@strawberryspice FINALLY somepony who fully understands meh! now i should take my next step to build teh muffin empire!

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

@applebloom cutie mark? wai did you dont tell me earlyer? i know everything about cutie marks!

Derpy Hooves Braeburn

@braeburn waaa..wait, you're saying that muffins cant breed? OH GOD! how could i did such a horrible mistake!

Derpy Hooves

off course i like muffins, but muffins doesn't comes even near when i talk about Dinky! i love dinky so much! ♥

Derpy Hooves Princess Luna

@luna meh lieks luna too! all hail princess @luna and princess celetia! *bows*

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

@applebloom *fly off again*

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

*pops out from @applebloom box* O HAI THEAR!

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

@applebloom that's it! now have a nice day! *flyes off*

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

@applebloom that's no #Muffin silly filly! you see, THIS IS a #Muffin! *shows a completely normal pen*

Derpy Hooves Braeburn

@braeburn yesh! i did those! even tough i wanna learn how to breed them, so i wont have any work to bake moar!

Derpy Hooves Apple Bloom

sure thang @applebloom i got a entire box of shipping for you! just sign here! *gives a muffin-shaped-pen*

Derpy Hooves

guise! i had teh best idea in teh world! what if i made #Muffins into a tag? would it be awesome or AWESOME?

Derpy Hooves Braeburn

@braeburn oh there, dont mind it! here! have a muffin!

Derpy Hooves Braeburn

oopsie-daisye! looks like i missed @braeburn name! haha! maybe it was a bad idea to let teh muffin type for meh

Derpy Hooves

@breaburn Siure i am! never felt better! also, its the better view in all equestria! wanna know how does it fiels like?

Derpy Hooves Triscy , dezzie again

@dezzierose bunnies? @fluttershy loves them!

Derpy Hooves A pony with no friends C:

*draws a muffin on epictwo* @epictwo you got mail!

Derpy Hooves Doctor, just Doctor

@doctorhooves im surprised! so THERE IS something that doctor does not know about! ooohh i must take a note! i'll write right here in my note muffin!

Derpy Hooves scratchattheneedle@gmail.com

@vinylscratch a wut now?

Derpy Hooves Doctor, just Doctor

@doctorhooves oooh, im listenning doctor! is that story about a bird again? b'cuz is it, i want it from teh start!

Derpy Hooves

@applebloomsarepetalknives that sounds chaotic..WHERE I SIGN TO HELP TEH RESEARCHES?