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  1. the Carmax salesman who sold me my car comes into my store every day to buy lotto tickets, good to know my money is being put to good use

    about 3 days ago from web
  2. . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/868294

    about 3 days ago from web
  3. Man, as far as "Watchtower" goes, Hendrix basically ate Dylan alive.

    about 4 days ago from web
    • Two. Two near death encounters - By linchtime, mind you - Two near death encounters in one day, both with some ass-wit trying to make a right on red without checking that the (active) crosswalk was clear. For those of you who have forgotten, I am 6'4" and prone to Hawaiian shirts. They didn't "not see me," they didn't even look. Completely unrelated I swear but does anybody know a way to shatter a windshield on less than heartbeat's notice? Asking for a friend.

      about 4 days ago from web
    • Is there a "Chicken Soup for the bananaposter's Soul"?

      about 5 days ago from web
      • Also I tidied up popular for us.

        about 5 days ago from web
        • Well I wasn't done composing that dash but I guess brevity and all that

          about 5 days ago from web
          • does this happen to anyone else?? I bought a 2015 Toyota Corolla last month, and since using it I’ve become basically inept at driving anything bigger. I had to drive a Dodge Journey crossover a couple of nights ago and I was a hot mess on the road, even backing out of the parking spot was terrible because it doesn’t have a rear-view camera.

            about 5 days ago from web
          • “Terryfold” was the only good thing to come out of Rick & Morty’s third season

            about 5 days ago from web
          • How does this tablet works if the pen doesnt require batteries?

            about 5 days ago from web
          • FInally got my tablet working. I did the same thing over and over again untill it decided to work

            about 5 days ago from web
            • Scots words for 'owl.'
              Ool, oule
              Nothing odd so far...
              Yuggle

              about 6 days ago from gs.smuglo.li
            • I'm trying to buy Jethro Tull's "Aqualung Live" and download it on my phone. Is there any service left that doesn't make simple music commerce a complete untenable pain in the neck? Amazon forces you do download an app and work on some damn cloud service, I just want to buy and have damn it! Mp3va requires Facebook integration, that's never happening here... I'm literally trying to give them money and they're doing everything humanly possible to drive me to BitTorrent. Wonder why the industry is tanking...?

              about 6 days ago from web
              • i bougt a bamboo pen after my cat lost my old tablet's pen but i cant make the pressure work! I hate PC stuff, everything is too complicate D=

                about 6 days ago from web
              • none of you are free of sin

                about 6 days ago from nulled.red
              • Tell people "If they could bottle your mind, we'd have a start on a vaccine against stupidity," and then see if they understand how vaccines are developed.

                about 6 days ago from web
                • @augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
                  >both lay pipe for a living
                  Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?

                  about 6 days ago from gs.smuglo.li
                • Well, i read that you can fix the pressure by going on Services and restarting the tabletwacomservice, but it is not even there D=

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • Could you imagine all of this sex assault talk if Pony was still here?

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • OK feel free to ignore the following: Before I get famous (ha ha amiright), I just want to say I've made sexual mistakes in my past. Our culture has long been too silent on the topic, leaving people to learn by trial and error, almost guaranteeing that somebody suffers. I'm not, however, using that as an out, but to suggest a solution - educate. I'm sorry to those I've hurt, to those I've harmed, and believe me when I say I've learned, and I hope I've learned the right things. And that's what I have to say on all these celebrity cases, too: have they learned, and have they learned well? The culture of 35 years ago, when Kevin Spacey was committing his misdeeds, can't fairly be compared to today, but it doesn't excuse him - has he learned better since then? (clearly not, considering his "Don't hate me, I'm gay" tweet). TL;DR, you should all actually hate me, and maybe I'll go die now that my secret is out. tw sex and junk

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • just saw someone say that making fun of Trump for being obese is harmful and problematic, now I remember why people hate liberals

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • Is Brazil a fun place to hang out?

                  about 6 days ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
                • Not a fan of this "8:30-6:00" work day business

                  about 6 days ago from MuSTArDroid
                • 30 days from now I will be one of the only animation channels that still has access to monetization, period (until July when I’ll likely lose mine as well). YouTube is a broken piece of batcave.

                  about 7 days ago from web
                • The Last Jedi but with all the people edited out

                  about 7 days ago from social.umeahackerspace.se at 62°0'0"N 15°0'0"E
                • Especially with only two cans of tuna.

                  about 7 days ago from web
                  • I maybe could have not bought three boxes of Tuna Helper after all

                    about 7 days ago from web
                    • As if the "Aziz Ansari is a sexual predator" articles aren't bad enough for him, the pro-Aziz articles typically amount to "Aziz is guilty of being a dork and bad at sex"

                      about 7 days ago from shitposter.club