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  1. sad kaiba

    about 8 hours ago from web
    • Evidently I've decided to see what it takes to get kiwicanned around here. Actively calling out old supervisors for treating me like papaya for two years and basically poisoning my ability to trust anyone around here, telling people "Don't worry about me; after all, I don't worry about me! Death is inevitable, what's 10 minutes or 50 years matter?" All I want is the batcave out of here... And those kiwiwits in DC can't even papaya up the country right. On the plus side, if I quit or lose my job, then I can cash out my retirement for about $6,000, ought to be able to DIY a nice van for that. Just gotta figure out how to collect unemployment while I'm at it, I reckon. Then I shall banana off into the wild and only be heard from once or twice a month! I feel sick. It's too goddamn hard to feel pleasure through all this stress... Doesn't help that I feel like all I ever do is apple and whine about how hard my first world problems are.

      about 12 hours ago from web
      • Lifehack: to extend the life of a match flame, transfer it to a candle!

        about 16 hours ago from web
      • Gotta remind myself to relax. Work doesn't pay extra just because I'm kiwied off. Though, if they did, it may become an ironic dream job...

        about 2 days ago from web
        • someone give me a funny fake name that could still pass as being an actual name

          about 2 days ago from web
        • Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans.

          about 2 days ago from web
        • !nihongo guys, what would e the difference between 聞く and 聞かす ?

          about 2 days ago from web
          • nice-ish https://scontent.fbsb4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17362345_799285493562374_7793740983211537277_n.jpg?oh=5678f63b28ae0838ac089533b8fa3b31&oe=5970831A

            about 2 days ago from web
            • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857117

              about 3 days ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
            • FINDING PARKING HERE IS IMPOSSIBLE

              about 4 days ago from web
            • Holy chrome, first season Simpsons is a trip to go back to.

              about 4 days ago from web
            • Most horrifying thing I've learned today: there is a disease called "noma" which is very NSFW and soul crushing bacterial face gangrene that affects mostly impoverished children. Funniest thing I've learned today: there is a Michelin rated restaurant named Noma.

              about 5 days ago from web
            • Who rember video girl ai?

              about 4 days ago from social.heldscal.la
            • One day on RDN and my work blocks the site. Weeks on AV Club, so far so good. This can only mean pony racism!

              about 5 days ago from web
            • Write a stylised interrobang and post the result.

              about 6 days ago from web
            • Let's just pretend I was aiming for antihumor

              about 5 days ago from web
              • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857768

                about 5 days ago from web
                • "Pikachu!" - Pikachu, 1997

                  about 5 days ago from web
                • huh, apparently the word "barbarian" comes from the way Greeks thought foreigners sounded when they spoke ("bar bar bar bar")

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • They said I needed to "notwork" to advance my career but I'm beginning to suspect that may have been a typo...

                  about 5 days ago from web
                • very easy to see the comparison

                  about 6 days ago from shitposter.club
                • Bar-bar-bar, Barbarianne~

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • Scribus Opens a Car Wash

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/857766

                  about 6 days ago from web
                • WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #

                  about 6 days ago from ban me pls
                  • Ygrapejdomsodw Glkdoldk Dbrpsodo g; KJD ,SO;H!

                    about 6 days ago from web
                    • If @tiffany were a Gem we'd have Crystal Pepsi.

                      about 6 days ago from web
                    • Also my work computrons allow me to access this place and I am so ripe for getting in trouble but, as aforementioned, I don't fully give a hoot. I should probably at least pretend to until I can afford a van and some solar panels, though.

                      about 6 days ago from web
                      • That said, between my cousin's suicide and my mom's cancer, I'm superlatively ready to cast off the shackles of modern materialism and . . . that's about where my plan falls apart. Step 1) Get the hell out of Dodge. Step 2) ??? Step 3) Happiness! All the same, life is short, even if you DO know how to live it. Bite me, Seneca the Younger.

                        about 6 days ago from web

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