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The glass is always half empty. You say "Who drank half my glass?" not "Who filled up half my glass with nothing"
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 16:16:28 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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All of a sudden, I have become painfully aware of my existence as a door.
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 09:55:27 UTC from web -
Your wife's cookies are out of this worrrrrld
Saturday, 11-Feb-17 22:13:38 UTC from web -
This episode of Jonathan Creek has like, eight different mysteries in it. Buddo, that's too many
Friday, 10-Feb-17 21:04:42 UTC from web -
You know when you check out the blog of someone who reblogged you and get to learn what deviant-ass sex fetishes they're into
Friday, 10-Feb-17 21:01:00 UTC from web -
I still have the photo on my phone of me in a mask and it gives me a semi every time I see it
Friday, 10-Feb-17 19:07:46 UTC from web -
Is Jontron's middle name actually "Aryan" or was that some wiki vandalism I saw
Friday, 10-Feb-17 13:39:44 UTC from web -
I feel like there should be a distinction between ignorant (deliberately and hatefully) and ignorant (passively uninformed)
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 22:45:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin people can be pretty hateful about homonyms
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(draws Sonic having sex with Julie-Su) Talk about Cuckles
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 20:54:19 UTC from web -
Always be yourself. Unless you're a furry
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 19:37:57 UTC from web -
Breaking: crimes illegal
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 16:52:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin alt-legal
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@tiffany The only people who would disagree are criminals
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Why isn't he called Ronald McDonalds
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 16:54:00 UTC from web -
I can't believe "Live versus Sans Undertale" is an anagram of "Steven Universe, a lad slurs"
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 09:39:23 UTC from web -
I can't believe Steven Universe stole a song by Sans Undertale
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 09:03:45 UTC from web -
The thing that bugs me about this "Knuckles is dead" thing is that his birthday is 2/2/94, the release of Sonic & Knuckles, and as such he's been 16 for the past seven years
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Cleanse yourself
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@thelastgherkin The new porcupine on the Knuckles with the Knuckles
Out the Knuckles with the rugged Knuckles
Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower
Independent Knuckles, magical Knuckles holder
Give you the Knuckles shoulderawlxaĺan likes this.
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Turn me on, dead echidna
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:47 UTC from web -
Sit down, relax, pour yourself a nice glass of whipped cream
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 20:15:10 UTC from web -
"Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when coming out of the shower when he doesn't normally wear trousers" Because he's wet and covered in water you dumb piece of Fluffle Puff
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 11:05:38 UTC from web -
I didn't spend ten minutes GIMPing a bikini onto a baby giraffe for 0 like and subscribes
Monday, 06-Feb-17 22:09:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin well, you only put the bikini top on it, you do an half-giraffed job, you get a half-giraffed result
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@zennx Now listen here you lil batcave
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Hah, them shoulder joints placed like that makes em look like boobs. I wonder if @thelastgherkin will have something entertaining to say about them :+ http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856651
Monday, 06-Feb-17 15:45:42 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin That works XD
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How do the kids stay up so late?
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:38:33 UTC from web -
Remember that episode of Monk where Monk was like "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas" and Natalie was like "Mr Monk nobody can eat 15 pizzas" and Monk was like "grape man"
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:27:25 UTC from web -
I don't remember or understand much of my dream last night but I do remember the part where the town's Pulp Fiction statue got hit by a water pistol and became a genitally-accurate pony statue
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:25:09 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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I find myself doing the Trump finger-pinch and it makes me want to hurt myself
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:31:27 UTC from web -
They did white supremacist that coming
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:04:28 UTC from web -
COMIN' HERE TELLIN' ME YOU GOT A WEE-WEE WEAPON
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 18:41:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Don't we all?
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@thelastgherkin turn the funky beat off
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Sunday, 05-Feb-17 11:54:33 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin A website whose userbase gets bigger every day
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@tiffany Nice
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My copy of Microsoft Word has decided that it has never heard of Times New Roman before. Why.
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 12:15:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Windows 10 ?
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@critialcloudkicker Michaelsoft Binbows
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Concept: competitive card game but the cards are all pictures of cats
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 10:31:28 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This is great because cats fight all the time but never severely hurt eachother
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@nerthos I have been informed that what I wanted already exists http://pny.lv/1bja1
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@thelastgherkin Huh. If not for shipping I'd buy a set for 4 pounds.
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"Too many things to do" is a terrible reason to do nothing. But, screw it, it's the best I've got.
Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:55:08 UTC from web-
@scribus What's wrong with taking the backstreets?
takeshitakenji likes this.
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