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  1. I hope another hurricane slams into the east coast because i want MLB 2 to be topical

    Wednesday, 01-Oct-14 00:21:45 UTC from web
    • "And remember kids! TV violence is fine as long as you don't show a nipple!"

      Wednesday, 01-Oct-14 00:02:52 UTC from web
      • Homer's sedan is drawn in 2D for the entire thing and the Griffins' station wagon is rendered in 3D in every scene it appears.

        Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 23:41:08 UTC from web
        • I just noticed that in the courtrooom scene, Seth MacFarlane and Matt Greoning are each in opposite corners of the room holding notepads.

          Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 23:35:49 UTC from web
          • *Nelson punches Bart*
            "Haw haw!"
            "...how long has that boy been treating you like that?"
            "Unngh... about 24 years."

            Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 23:18:05 UTC from web
            • Besides the car wash scene, my other huge gripe about this episode is that everyone in Springfield is fully animated and the Griffin family is as dead and stiff as usual.

              Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 23:14:40 UTC from web
              • "Thank you for putting us up until we find our car."
                "Thank YOU for not being a band of hippie murderers!"
                "Oh boy, this again. You bring home a band of hippie murderers twice and suddenly it's all you do."

                Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 23:10:27 UTC from web
              • Re-watching The Simpsons Guy because I'm trying to hate it but I just can't. I mean, besides the car wash scene, which I think was completely unnecessary, I really did like it.

                Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 23:01:29 UTC from web
                • "Peter, you better look at this. Your comic really angered some people on the internet."
                  "What? It's not like the internet to get angry over something small and stupid."

                  Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 22:59:01 UTC from web
                  • I just kinda hate everybody. Except Asians. Does that make me racist?

                    Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:52:46 UTC from web
                  • Truly the only religion I actively dislike is Scientology, 'cause that's just kiwiin' retarded.

                    Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:25:14 UTC from web
                  • Whereas AMERICA doesn't ever cherriesing turn a gun on its own doleing school children.

                    Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:31:55 UTC from web
                  • Similarly, at no point did God tell Muhammad "YOU WILL TRAIN YOU DESCENDANTS TO FLY PLANES INTO THINGS." What a minority extremist group does in no way reflects the actual religion.

                    Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:40:48 UTC from web
                    • Intelligent AND not at all horribly racist!

                      Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:29:32 UTC from web
                    • Oh my Gooooooodd.

                      Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:19:55 UTC from web
                      • @pony's religion is wrong. It turns out that there's a FOURTH testament of Jesus Christ: The Book of Arnold! Come join the church today!

                        Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 19:18:47 UTC from web
                      • I'm watching this russian stream and he's playing pony music :/

                        Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 18:38:16 UTC from web
                      • "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream"

                        Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 18:34:34 UTC from web
                        • The # knows what I had for dinner last night even though all I did was tweet it, post a status update on facebook, talk about it on tumblr, make a vine about it, and post a picture of it on Instagram. How can this be??

                          Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 16:10:40 UTC from web
                        • Feeling pretty chipper today~

                          Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 16:05:11 UTC from web
                          • How lucky could one guy be? I kissed her and she kissed me. Like the fella once said, "Ain't that a kick in the head?"

                            Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 16:03:54 UTC from web
                            • Pre-order my new book, Uncle Matt's Cabin. It's about zebra slaves in South Equestria.

                              Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 15:52:09 UTC from web
                              • No, Adobe. I do not want to pay a monthly fee for a program that probably will only work half of the time.

                                Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 14:45:24 UTC from web
                                • Well, guess I misinterpreted my teacher, because we're still working in Scratch. Whatever. !coderponies We worked on creating custom variables today and only after creating four separate blocks for four separate walking directions did I realize that I could have just created a single block and made the character face a different direction with a different keystroke. Whateeeeever.

                                  Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 14:40:08 UTC from web
                                  • Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy can hardly make well-informed long-term decisions.

                                    Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 12:19:38 UTC from web
                                    • She basically insists she suck the protagonists dick and he's like "noooooo ur a virgin" and she's like "lmao don't care" so she swallows a load and then she's like "ok let's have sex now" and he's like "noooooooo what if you get pregnant" and she's like "lmao don't care" so then they do it and take literally zero precautions and I bet they'll be completely surprised when she gets pregnant

                                      Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 12:17:42 UTC from web
                                      • For somebody who's so shy she can hardly fly, Fluttershy really loves that D.

                                        Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 12:13:35 UTC from web
                                        • "I bet you smoke pot, poor people love the pot!"

                                          Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 03:40:29 UTC from web
                                        • "loop animation a lot to save production costs!"

                                          Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 03:17:24 UTC from web
                                        • Matt Connor VS The Seven Evil Furries

                                          Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:34:24 UTC from web