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  1. "Guliemus", eh?... I don't really like the sound of it. Yeah, William sounds better.

    Thursday, 13-Feb-14 01:37:08 UTC from web
    • @snowcone hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
      DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

      love and waffles,

      t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

      Thursday, 13-Feb-14 01:33:52 UTC from web
    • "Aliens do exist. There is recommended documentation that they are out there and live in outer space. You can argue the points, but the proof is there!"

      Thursday, 13-Feb-14 01:21:18 UTC from web
    • @awlditzy I've broken my promise.

      Thursday, 13-Feb-14 01:12:58 UTC from web
    • RT @zeldatra But yeah i hate bronies and stuff bye

      Thursday, 13-Feb-14 01:12:26 UTC from web
      • It's far easier to "converse" here, it seems, if you simply don't care about anything anyone says.

        Thursday, 13-Feb-14 01:00:01 UTC from web
        • Just don't look in the trunk.

          Thursday, 13-Feb-14 00:55:13 UTC from web
          • You pressed the wrong button. I don't want to be favourited.

            Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 23:59:44 UTC from web
            • <----Not being antagonised=feeling out of place

              Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 23:00:52 UTC from web
            • @snowcone ok!

              Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:50:11 UTC from web
            • I'm afraid to click User Hidden icons because I feel like at least one of them is somebody being snide about something I've said. @redenchilada what was the code you had to put into Stylish to remove those?

              Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:37:14 UTC from web
            • "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME. NOW GOODBYE FOREVER."

              Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:28:58 UTC from web
            • Even more fun is having to drive with your head out of the window.

              Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:38:52 UTC from web
              • You know what's rather unpleasant to smell in a car? An obvious fart covered, smothered, by cologne.

                Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:05:18 UTC from web
              • Subject and object. I, and me. Me is used in clauses other than the subject typically, known also as the "nominative" case.

                Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:04:18 UTC from web
                • @randomwonderbolt I'm not sure if this is true for every instance, but I separate it into two sentences. "You can eat with grandma" and "you can eat with me" are both correct so you can just put them together.

                  Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 21:56:41 UTC from web
                • First step: popularise dissent!

                  Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 21:43:38 UTC from web
                  • @rarity SupBar is the brand. Try them today!

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 21:31:41 UTC from web
                  • You're all stupid.

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 21:07:58 UTC from web
                  • Yeah, this: http://ur1.ca/gm3vn

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 20:42:44 UTC from web
                  • Arguments about the semantics of weaponry in a My Little Pony crossover fanfiction

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 20:49:46 UTC from web
                  • "There's only two rules on TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out! It's not rocket science!"

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 20:37:52 UTC from web
                  • Hey guys tell me your problems and I'll Vanilla Ice that murdock

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 20:30:02 UTC from web
                  • "Nobody ever freezes. We should just say "Run""

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 19:34:52 UTC from web
                  • @rancidrob Applies to objects, not persons. And don't you dare try to use "they" because boy, oh, boy, that will invoke some outright outrage!

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 19:46:43 UTC from web
                  • Love when parts actually fit together.

                    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 19:32:19 UTC from web
                    • Thank the Gods for a guaranteed cheque.

                      Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 18:39:08 UTC from web
                      • Speaking of old videogame characters that don't get games any more, there are zero things more ridiculous than Banjo-Kazooie porn

                        Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 18:15:45 UTC from web
                      • If there is rdn r34 without a thestral consider me mildly disappointed.

                        Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 18:31:15 UTC from web