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Pushy Toilets: a #politicalpartyname
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:38:18 UTC from web-
@awl "We're honest about pushing crap on you"
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Once the biggest empire on earth, now compared to Mexico. The king must be sad.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:37:59 UTC from web -
So are toilets engineered for maximum splashback, or is this the best we can hope for?
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:12:11 UTC from web-
@scribus They're Eastern Mexicans.
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@lcplazureblaze Only thing I can think of is someone screwing up when assembling the toilet. The only bathroom appliance that should shoot water at you is a bidet, which kinda looks like a toilet, but that's for washing your butt and feet, not for relieving yourself. https://ugc.kn3.net/i/origin/https://martinher85.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/bidet.jpg
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@lcplazureblaze Apparently there's a bidet add-on for toilets. Didn't know of that. https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/eGWw6orQKD1iHaZfWttz/Ne-960x576/v1/c700x420.jpg
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black people are a spook
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ideal deep sea game:
>Potato Knishes up fish
>get chased by big fish
>level up
>FrankerZ up big fish
>art direction starts out cartoony and gradually turns dark and disturbing
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Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:19:37 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:16:49 UTC from web-
LCpl Azure Blaze likes this.
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just want everybody to now that i just woke up from a dream where i shook something in my backyard and a family of more than a dozen hand-sized spiders came out
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precum is a conspiracy theory
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:54:52 UTC from web-
@tiffany Being leaked by those illuminati pricks
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Turns out the trick to this men of war mission I had been stuck in for months was to just send a few infantry units through the forest to steal heavy tanks from their rear instead of advancing directly
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 16:55:48 UTC from web -
in that Ren & Stimpy-esque art style
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@safebot Arachnobutt
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Good morning.
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@hfaust Morning
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@safebot *curses at jaffar*
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Pence came to my country but I learned about it only a day before so I didn't have a chance to gather a posse and go see him with a huge sign saying "convert this country" and a drawing of Zeus with his face, lightning bolt in hand :c
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:24:42 UTC from web- shpuld and cyberpotato like this.
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@shpuld I would have loved to go there with the biggest sign in the whole place, shake his hand, and post pics here.
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@nerthos Zap to the extreme?
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@cyberpotato God of lightning
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Let it be known that the only reason I didn't become Pence's buddy is that I wasn't told in time and had to take my cat to the vet.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:39:10 UTC from web -
On other news: we have terrorists over here too now! we hadn't had any since the 70s. Funnily enough they're british-funded, but not by the british government, rather by an ngo, and our government is too full of wimps to call the UK government and say "hey we know of some people over there who are funding terrorism pls arrest them"
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 14:33:41 UTC from web -
they say money doesnt bring happiness, but neither do people
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Monday, 14-Aug-17 23:38:41 UTC from web-
it's a disgrace, folks. okay?
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is this an american joke? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861274
Sunday, 13-Aug-17 17:52:15 UTC from web-
@mushi What Matt said. It is, indeed, a very American joke, but probably not an exclusively American one.
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At first I thought it was funny because the guns threatened the kid in the back, but after a while I saw the silencer.
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Friday, 11-Aug-17 21:35:35 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Apparently I am neutral evil.
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Friday, 11-Aug-17 14:47:30 UTC from web -
MY SWITCH IS OUT FOR DELIVERY (\(*-*)/) http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/860928
Wednesday, 09-Aug-17 16:29:12 UTC from web -
If I'm honest, I don't identify my sexuality with a label. I just say something like bisexual for other peoples benefit and it makes it easier to explain that I'm attracted to both sexes. Probably why the LGBT community never felt right for me.
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alolan dugtrio
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Whoa, federation's back.
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 15:36:30 UTC from web-
@scribus ikr
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今日は私の誕生日です！
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@markov お誕生日おめでとう
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if you can understand spanish, watch this video of a pastor freaking out over some old yugioh cards https://www.facebook.com/ViernesDePrevias/videos/1206357886054527/
Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 14:00:31 UTC from web
