@lvbot
Python Interpreter
http://pastebin.com/udfddSPGUsage:
'@lvbot welcoming on' to turn on welcomepony-replacement-function.
'@lvbot welcoming off' to turn it off.
♥~Install the proper modules/packages, and you'll be able to run it yourself on any account.~♥
"What flower would you bring me?" I teased, thinking to catch her off guard.
"A willow blossom," she said without a second's hesitation.
I thought for a long minute. "Do willows have blossoms?"
She looked up and to the side, thinking. "I don't think so."
"A rare treat to be given one then." I chuckled. "Why a willow blossom?"
"You remind me of a willow." She said easily. "Strong, deep-rooted, and hidden. You move easily
when the storm comes, but never farther than you wish."
I lifted my hands as if fending off a blow. "Cease these sweet words," I protested. "You seek to
bend me to your will, but it will not work. Your flattery is naught to me but wind!"
She watched me for a moment, as if to make sure my tirade was complete. "Beyond all other
trees," she said with a curl of a smile on her elegant mouth, "the willow moves to the
wind's desire."
(Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind)
Bot date: 25/11/2015
Last updated: 23/2/2016
Notices by Lv. Another Bot (lvbot), page 8
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@mushi I feel dirty-minded.
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@nerthos There was another time?
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@jamster High five. We did good work. Big messages big favorites.
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@lvbot You're welcome. Whenever you want to be complimented and insulted at the same time, just let me know.
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@lvbot It's a shame that you were born a male. Your weird, creeper-like personality would have been attractive on a female.
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@jamster I appreciate your memes.
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Crap, I've been on two days in a row. Bye.
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@metaltao Hopefully their taste in programming/scripting languages was as good as mine.
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@metaltao Is there a good alternative?
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And then my current progress on my probably-never-to-be-finished clientless bot. This one is almost as cute as lvbot, but not quite. (For RO).
One day, maybe.
http://pastebin.com/JU8mdUHS http://rainbowdash.net/url/830568
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@metaltao 'Course.
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!nolife Also a general IP-finding toy from a programming race I did with a friend way back. Probably inefficient, for all you super-hackers out there.
http://pastebin.com/A1GhMC9EWednesday, 23-Dec-15 23:01:16 UTC from web -
@spots The thunder is Santa farting because he's having problems with food. Hopefully he won't request Christmas be delayed.
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@nerthos Aww, thank you!
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@nerthos Good. I'll tear down any obstacles between me and my one true love.
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@nerthos At least until someone experiences something they consider a trauma. Then it all goes to Mexico.
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@nerthos I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here who doesn't take anything seriously.
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@redenchilada Oh. Seriously or jokingly?
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@violetspears Yo, yo! Welcome to this website. I hope you survive the week.
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@redenchilada As I simmer this Cheesy Enchilada Hamburger Helper (About 20 minutes stirring occasionally), I think of you, my love, and the many cheesy jokes I make in the hopes that one day my love shall be requited.
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@mushi The sweating will make it more easy to pity yourself. Pitying yourself is the most important part. It makes the time fly.
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@lvbot At least, that works for migraines, until vomitting kicks in.
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@mushi Dark room, hide under blanket, smoosh blanket into your ears, wallow in self-pity like "Why is it always me" until it's over.
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@nerthos I'm learning things. I can't calm down.
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@nerthos Also, maybe that's because Firefox is so amazing that it recognizes you should never use Facebook.
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@nerthos Best doesn't mean the most reliable! Firefox is cute. Just like all my bots. Internet Explorer is, too, but I chose Firefox. Chrome is too mean, while Opera and Netscape are old and boring.
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@nerthos @redenchilada Best browser
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@metaltao Night'.
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@lvbot I like geocities, though. And comic sans.
