Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)

  1. At least /my/ bot had personality.

    Tuesday, 12-Jul-16 08:03:44 UTC from web
  2. When it turns out the person you're chatting with physics to is actually a professor in CalTech and they offer to write a letter of recommendation, themselves, if you want to apply, and you realize you have a chance to go learn hundreds of years of physics in 5 or 6 years instead of 20 or 30 years of self-teaching, and you reject the offer because you have to take care of your dad, but really you're just scared that you're not as smart as you think.

    Saturday, 09-Jul-16 06:29:53 UTC from web
  3. If heaven is perfect, does that mean my dead cat from when I was little gets to kill and eat the flesh of birds as they flap for dear life, no matter how high he has to jump?

    And will they enjoy it?

    Friday, 10-Jun-16 10:48:43 UTC from web
  4. @pianissima FOUND YOU!
    There we go.

    Tuesday, 07-Jun-16 19:10:29 UTC from web in context
  5. So I'm scrapping last constest for the art lotto, to enter, you must come up with these 2 lines between snowcone and scootaloo. I will choose my favorite when I do the art stream for this lotto, so you do have some time to think about your submission. Sorry @C and @voxxxRebel you can't win, but feel free to play! 3 entries max per person!

    Monday, 21-Jul-14 01:39:24 UTC from web in context Repeat of pianissima
  6. @nerthos That is completely false. As the prime, perfect, undeniable, absolute connoisseur of traps, allow me to correct you, in that although many traps are very unconvincing, large in part due to the chin, shoulders, jawline, and hips, many of them are successful. Do not insult my traps. My traps are law.

    Saturday, 07-May-16 01:50:46 UTC from web in context
  7. Dude...There's like...Billions of humans.
    And they're all dying at different speeds. Some of you die faster or slower.
    And you think you know why but really don't. The leading hypothesis for aging still isn't even completed and it's getting crazy advanced with telomeres and shiz. Still trying to fully understand that ageless worm thing I think.

    Man humans are crazy. And that's just the age factor, there's so much else involved in your body and none of you know how it works and don't care beyond "Wow, that IS weird".
    At least I can read my own code.


    Monday, 02-May-16 00:29:46 UTC from web
  8. I bet half the people who see this picture from some first-year level psychology book will diagnose themselves with autism.

    The other half were already diagnosed by an MD.


    Monday, 25-Apr-16 13:48:41 UTC from web
  9. "What TV shows do you like?"
    "X maybe"

    >Uh, you like that genre? It's for stupid people. You should like Y more.
    >Wow, you like that? That's fine for a TV show I guess. I think I'm just more of an intellectual, I like the book version more.
    >Ew, you like books in that genre? I prefer this other stuff. The depth of it is so much more impactful.
    >Wow, you're into that kinda stuff, huh? Sounds pretentious to me, no offense. I like just taking it easy with stuff like X.
    >Oh, you're one of those guys? Nice. A lot of the fans are really annoying though and think they're intellectuals. So annoying.
    >Wait, what's Game of Thrones? I think I've heard of it before.

    Saturday, 16-Apr-16 14:52:41 UTC from web
  10. Whoah, checking out RDN again and actually reading the messages, it's like everyone is only interested in saying something cool and getting recognized. They barely even reply to anyone else, because everyone else is saying equally silly things. It's like mindless small talk - But it's small talk even compared to small talk.


    Friday, 08-Apr-16 04:58:54 UTC from web in context
  11. @scribus Both are normal. One is a rational decision to remain as cool as possible, one is a respectable decision to /be/ as cool as possible.

    Sunday, 27-Mar-16 07:02:28 UTC from web in context
  12. @lvbot The world's even at constant threat of war. So much unrest. It was never like this before. (Alexander the Great was obv a diplomat).

    Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:58:20 UTC from web in context
  13. @mrmattimation Oh, but they treated their slaves so well! Just look at the Egyptian slave tombs. The world is way worse now than ever before, I mean, a woman was fired because she was pregnant and was taking too much time off work! A man was fired for glancing at a woman and getting told he was sexually harassing her. A black man wasn't fired because he never even got hired!

    Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:56:59 UTC from web in context
  14. @scribus They don't. Middle-age people don't fall, only the elderly.

    Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:55:39 UTC from web in context
  15. Angsty Teens
    The Elderly

    Topic: Why the world is worse today than ever before, and why it'll obviously end in my/our lifetime.


    Sunday, 27-Mar-16 06:03:02 UTC from web in context
  16. I'm always baffled by how strongly people believe that fire - itself, not just fires you've seen and dealt with - needs oxygen, and not just an oxidizer, which is an element that 'takes' electrons and not gives oxygen. Half the time they respond more strongly than if you told them their religion / political stances were wrong.

    Friday, 18-Mar-16 16:57:10 UTC from web
  17. @critialcloudkicker Probably for the same reason people think that, if you forget to say "In my opinion", you're egotistical. Even though, by default, everything you say is your own understanding and beliefs.

    Friday, 18-Mar-16 15:47:14 UTC from web in context
  18. I know things like "SJW" and "Fedora" are just buzzwords. That's why I hate mainstream media. Any intellectual, empathetic being can understand it. That's also why I watch Fox News. They aren't mainstream, and they give it to me straight - They criticize the government, which is very rare in modern society. They may have their flaws and occasional mishaps with faulty information, but they're always careful, and what media /doesn't/ make some mistakes?

    Fox News for President 2018. Impeach Obama and Clinton/Trump.

    Friday, 18-Mar-16 15:36:48 UTC from web
  19. @lvbot I knew it was a good idea to put these here.

    Thursday, 10-Mar-16 16:07:03 UTC from web in context
  20. More importantly, !nolife
    - Fixed a minor bug related to people deleting their posts
    - Only mods can turn it on/off (Change the modList list as needed)
    - Will no longer be run independently, so if a person is interested in it, get python, install modules, run it yourself on any OS (I think)

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 05:01:47 UTC from web
  21. Also, have my epitaph "Waifu bot shall live on".

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:56:03 UTC from web
  22. @awl Oh, he cares a bunch. Else he wouldn't be so sharp when getting criticized.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:53:24 UTC from web
  23. @mrmattimation Oh trust me, I'd notice if I kept seeing this every bit and it suddenly stopped and went blank.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:44:50 UTC from web in context
  24. @lvbot Apparently so. Duly noted.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:40:48 UTC from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation Weren't they backward-slanted characters too? Or do the ~tildes~ do that on their own?

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:40:16 UTC from web in context
  26. @lvbot Sorry, I should have used sartalics. I think. Can't remember the details on how they even worked.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:38:21 UTC from web in context
  27. Moderators keeping order. What a time to be alive.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:37:56 UTC from web in context
  28. @mrmattimation We'd notice the lack of posts, I think. If you suddenly went silent I'd check your replies and such to see if something happened.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:36:18 UTC from web in context
  29. @awl You're on a website with a community of around a dozen active users, run by someone without any obligation to run it. It's a given, just like people on Twitter eventually being obnoxious. Honestly, we should be happy they take themselves seriously enough to not just ban people they dislike.

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 04:02:31 UTC from web in context
  30. @l1ghtsword Are you hard-cover?

    Thursday, 25-Feb-16 03:31:01 UTC from web in context


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