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  1. Hey guys, take it from someone who is now having to do it for the second time in as many years: having to pretend that an associate at your store is still alive until everyone is notified that she died in surgery this morning is Not Fun.

    Saturday, 23-Oct-21 19:42:12 UTC from web
  2. Well I just took my first Adderall. Time to see if it's ADHD or not, I guess!

    Thursday, 21-Oct-21 16:43:42 UTC from web
  3. Clearly not much of a problem anymore. Dole was simply born too early.

    Sunday, 17-Oct-21 20:39:53 UTC from web
  4. No, not Donald Trump telling Republicans not to vote if he isn’t reinstated. Anything but that.

    Thursday, 14-Oct-21 00:41:34 UTC from web
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    • @zeldatra See, the thing is, that all makes total sense... but Papa Spraytan doesn't, heh

      Saturday, 16-Oct-21 15:09:10 UTC in context
    • @scribus Oh, also, if he WERE “reinstated” he technically would be allowed to run for a second full term because the only method possible for “reinstatement” involves Republicans winning back the House, making him Speaker, and somehow winning 17 extra Senate seats with a map where they’ll be lucky if they get three, then impeaching/removing Biden-Harris simultaneously for ?????, which obviously would not be possible until 2023, when the next Congress is sworn in. So long as he is sworn in on January 21st or later, he would be allowed to run for another four year term since finish that term would bring him to just under the constitutional limit of ten years. If that’s his plan, it’s an incredibly contrived and unrealistic plan, but it is technically a plan nonetheless.

      Sunday, 17-Oct-21 06:49:52 UTC in context
    • @zeldatra Damn, that's right... Nth dimension chess for sure

      Sunday, 17-Oct-21 16:56:27 UTC in context
  5. My store really said “Columbus Day is racist? Dope” and ended holiday pay starting this year, a move negotiated with and sanctioned by UFCW, of course.

    Tuesday, 12-Oct-21 02:51:06 UTC from web
  6. don’t really see the point in a Nickelodeon crossover fighter if you aren’t gonna have VO. Makes the crossover aspect feel hollow if these cartoon characters are all mutes without personalities. Just play Smash Bros. at that point.

    Friday, 08-Oct-21 17:19:30 UTC from web
  7. I saw tiger woods’ career “end” when i was a kid so how come he’s still out here winning tournaments

    Thursday, 07-Oct-21 04:00:08 UTC from web
  8. Already my end-of-year savings milestone to be able to buy a house by the end of 2022. West Virginia, here I come.

    Monday, 27-Sep-21 21:09:11 UTC from web
  9. lady that used to steal Sudafed at my old store shops at my new one :/

    Thursday, 23-Sep-21 03:51:38 UTC from web
  10. Just got done driving to Henrico County and during the drive I was trying to come up with a voice for a character. Eventually settled on “Genie from Aladdin but voiced by Dan Castellaneta”, which I realize is basically just a gay, possibly Jewish version of Homer Simpson.

    Thursday, 16-Sep-21 17:29:10 UTC from web
  11. anyway, i bouth my 18th console recently. I usually dont like digital only stuff, but this gens been looking rater boring so far, so i only wanted a cheap gamepass machine. currently playing bug fables http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875991

    Thursday, 02-Sep-21 23:30:36 UTC from web
  12. I want to see the new Marvel movie Shang Chi but it feels wrong to go to the cinema.

    Tuesday, 31-Aug-21 19:10:08 UTC from web
  13. all of this moving around between stores finally pays off - I finally have the evidence I need to have a certain customer banned from all of our stores because I personally saw him running the same scam at three separate stores. kinda weird that it took three separate stores though, right?

    Monday, 30-Aug-21 02:28:52 UTC from web
  14. Gotta say, if'n I'd fully known what an asshole King Hyrule was, and what a whiner they'd turned Zelda into, I might not have bothered defeating Calamity Ganon... !vgp #

    Sunday, 29-Aug-21 19:43:43 UTC from web
  15. Aww, you're maxed at 3 stamina wheels?

    Monday, 23-Aug-21 22:42:26 UTC from web
  16. thinking about buying the cheapest Mac Mini and using that for animation instead of my current PC. I don't believe it would be better (or worse, for that matter) in terms of performance, because let's be real, you don't need a beefcake to run Flash, but i do think it would help with productivity because I would have to switch to my other computer to run any of my games and so that's one less thing to get distracted by.

    Saturday, 14-Aug-21 21:19:02 UTC from web
  17. Wow this Shakey's Pizza ad may actually have just used text-to-speech instead of hiring a person to talk for 30 seconds

    Saturday, 14-Aug-21 01:30:44 UTC from web
  18. Good evening http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875978

    Friday, 13-Aug-21 22:58:28 UTC from web
  19. update: if I don’t have covid, then I have something that sure feels a lot like it, because this sucks major balls.

    Thursday, 12-Aug-21 06:06:35 UTC from web
  20. one of the main characters in Swole Foods is a “Californian” (he lived there for six years and has made it his entire identity) but I’ve never lived in California, I only know what I see on the news, so some of these jokes might seem inaccurate to people who actually live there, which I think is pretty fair considering Hollywood directors seem to think Virginia is still a part of the confederacy.

    Friday, 06-Aug-21 18:42:02 UTC from web
  21. So do people still talk about mlp here?

    Sunday, 01-Aug-21 05:43:38 UTC from web
  22. If me not wearing a mask increases the likelihood of someone who choose not to get vaccinated to get COVID, I see that as a good thing. I'm sorry for the immunocompromised who get caught in the crossfire.

    Tuesday, 27-Jul-21 23:59:22 UTC from web
  23. I’m a little old to be waking up to news about Chris Chan, can’t we leave that in the past

    Friday, 30-Jul-21 17:53:12 UTC from web
  24. i put "Jon Lovitz" in the cast list so here's the plot for the darker and edgier Krusty the Clown spinoff that I just made up right now: Krusty's show is taken off the air and in an attempt to revitalize his career, he hires a new publicist, who happens to be none other than Artie Ziff. Meanwhile, due to good behavior, Sideshow Bob is paroled, and Krusty reluctantly lets him live in his mansion because he has nowhere else to go.

    Also, Milhouse's parents adopted him out, so he's there too.

    Tuesday, 27-Jul-21 05:38:17 UTC from web
  25. now they're showing something i remember, but apparently these days this show is heavily edited to remove "offensive jokes" (jokes about gluten-free diets)

    Wednesday, 14-Jul-21 05:02:26 UTC from web
  26. So I’ve got kind of a conundrum, I think I may have done something a little inappropriate. After I got transferred out of my store, I left my discord & such for some of the employees who were around my age in case they ever wanted to chat since I wasn’t going to be working it’s any of them anymore and I thought some of them were pretty cool. One of them was about 19, he’s a lot of fun to talk to but I was a bit iffy because he’s just out of high school. I know there’s nothing inherently weird about that given that I’m a pretty young guy, but he was still one of my employees for a long time, he started working here when he was sixteen. Now he wants me to hang out with him and his friends sometime, which, again, not inherently weird, but they’re all fresh out of high school too. I’m starting to feel like a little bit of a creep now, because I am getting invited to outings with all of these people who just graduated a year ago. Am I over thinking this, or did I screw up?

    Saturday, 26-Jun-21 00:38:47 UTC from web
  27. Has EA done a single gorram thing right this millennium? !vgp

    Saturday, 26-Jun-21 06:55:47 UTC from web
  28. We should really get to work investigating that guy who tazed his own balls and died at the capitol riot this year. He should still be alive today.

    Thursday, 17-Jun-21 23:20:26 UTC from web
  29. So i just learned that the grapeing Hollywood sign is a trademarked symbol so I can’t put the actual Hollywood sign in the first episode of Swole Foods, which has scenes taking place in Los Angeles. What the papaya California

    Wednesday, 16-Jun-21 00:39:44 UTC from web
  30. she complains about me to corporate anyway because she has an authority problem. I’m not an asshole, or I try not to be. But you gotta do your job right or other store can’t function. She can’t handle any amount of coaching. It’s obnoxious how many times I’ve heard from my bosses in Maryland over bogus complaints she’s filed. One time she got a nail in her tire and she told the police that I slashed her tires.

    Sunday, 13-Jun-21 04:06:08 UTC from web