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  1. Happy 27th to the spiny little blue bastard who managed to give Mario a run for his money before he ultimately dropped the ball.

    about 19 hours ago from shitposter.club
  2. I've been in line at the DMV so long I have squatters rights, AMA.

    about a day ago from web
    • @scribus I was at my city's department for automobiles and they changed their system such that you had to reserve an appointment online (there were two days on which you don't need one, and only in the morning). I had one about half year ago and thanks to that I had only to wait for 20 minutes. Before that you had to take a day off because the waiting times. Does your DMV has such a system?

      about a day ago in context
    • @adiwan There is an online appointment system, but it isn't in any way mandatory, and there are so few slots that the soonest I could get in was August; or, I could wait in line for a mere three hours.

      about a day ago in context
  3. Can't Trump just use the word "lugenpresse" and get it over with already?

    about a day ago from web
    • My tire pressure is low, i’m just gonna ignore it until my tire explodes on the freeway

      about 2 days ago from web
      • So, if I understood the last part before the train arrived (And I sprinted for the quiet car), all holy books are true because all writing came from the symbols in the stars, which is God's true name, and none of any of the holy books have ever been changed because the stars are infinite and therefore it's all one and the same, and this is SCIENCE because. . . . I do not, in fact, understand this at all.

        about 2 days ago from web
        • There is literally no keeping up with these quacks.

          about 2 days ago from web
          • "Nike (or Pepsi) logo is the Mark of the beast." --Another Jegus freak, converted literally last night

            about 2 days ago from web
            • "You know the Bible is very scientific." --Someone at the train station who groks neither religion nor science.

              about 2 days ago from web
              • I feel bad, but every time Texas floods I just want to listen to some Stevie Ray Vaughan.

                about 2 days ago from web
                • >be me
                  >derping off at work on a Friday before a week long vacation
                  >receive a task that requires 24 hour processing
                  >drop everything, kill it like a boss
                  >can't complete task for credit because it's assigned to someone else
                  >ask them to fix it
                  >ask them again
                  >get a response
                  >le "not my circus"
                  >contact the correct person
                  >"oh sorry I messed up"
                  >I know you did
                  >I'm the one who told you
                  >believe me, cowrecker, I know you screwed up already

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • I think I read that NASA astronauts have a max allowed height of 6', will the # have these same restrictions or can gangly freakboys like me join, too?

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • wait I thought he killed it http://rainbowdash.net/url/872247

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • I still kinda feel like Spoon Theory is, just, the dumbest possible thing. Different people have different energy levels throughout the day? Who cussing knew?!

                        about 2 days ago from web
                        • Had a friggin spider crawl down the straw of my drink and then I took a drink and I just can't wait to wake up with my superpowers tomorrow.

                          about 3 days ago from web
                          • and we RULE

                            about 3 days ago from web
                            • that's us

                              about 3 days ago from web
                              • we're the tunnel snakes

                                about 3 days ago from web
                                • tunnel snakes rule

                                  about 3 days ago from web
                                  • I had almost two accidents today but I reacted quickly. A truck wanted to overtake another truck but there was a car in the adjacent lane, while I was in the third lane trying to pass all of them. The truck forced the car next to it to my lane. I hate when trucks overtake just to be 1 minute earlier at their destination.
                                    The other potential accident almost happened because the other driver didn't ensure that there is enough space when overtaking. The other driver was a car length in front of me while I was driving at 150 km/h and the other at about 140 km/h.

                                    about 3 days ago from web
                                  • Partying with Harambe now... https://www.npr.org/2018/06/21/622160278/koko-the-gorilla-dies-redrew-the-lines-of-animal-human-communication

                                    about 3 days ago from web
                                    • THANK GOD, THANK GOD I'M NOT GAY
                                      THANK GOD, THANK GOD I'M NOT SCARED
                                      THANK GOD IT'S NOT kiwiING HAPPENING
                                      THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
                                      THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

                                      about 3 days ago from web
                                    • Love when I just can't think of the word I'm looking for. "Photon shotgun?" No, man, it's a floodlight! #

                                      about 3 days ago from web
                                      • I'm gonna be doing so much moshing in October

                                        about 3 days ago from web
                                      • Saints preserve us, somebody made that Olive Garden script into a video.

                                        about 3 days ago from web
                                        • Hi. It's me, the Flatwoods Monster. I bet you fell for my pretending-to-be-human trick. I know, I know, but it gets 'em every time.

                                          So, you found it. The official online presence of the Flatwoods Monster.

                                          about 4 days ago from hackers.town
                                        • Something is not quite right... https://youtu.be/RylYHeGl_Wk

                                          about 3 days ago from web
                                          • who here isn't mentally ill

                                            about 5 days ago from shitposter.club
                                          • he's my little pony boy

                                            about 4 days ago from web
                                            • Picture, if you will, a kitchen timer which periodically announces "The food is buffering."

                                              about 5 days ago from web
                                            • Really, really like that feature wherein my apps still make sound while my Android phone is on mute. Nothing like disregarding the User!

                                              about 5 days ago from web