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  1. Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.

    about 2 days ago from web
    • @mrmattimation Are you on HR's "good" side, at least? I have a suspicion things like this tend to come down to whether or not they already want to change the roster.

      about a day ago in context
    • @scribus At the risk of sounding like a pompous, arrogant prick: I’m one of the most valuable employees here and everyone knows it. The store management team likes me. They all said they’d back me up to the best of their abilities. I’m not worried about them. The district manager has a habit of making problems “disappear”.

      about a day ago in context
  2. hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking

    about 3 days ago from web
  3. Happy singles awareness day

    about 3 days ago from web
  4. What ever happened to Marge Simpson's ears?

    about 3 days ago from web
    • Or alive, whatever, the input box covers the dash being replied to :p

      about 4 days ago from web
      • I'm surprised that this site is still alive.

        about 4 days ago from web
      • And now, to feed my growing pachinko addiction

        about 4 days ago from web
        • Well, moving day is not going as pictured. Fml amirite? And, of course, it GORRAM R A I N S ! !

          about 8 days ago from web
        • Tonight will be the first night since Wednesday that I will have slept in a bed

          about 7 days ago from web
          • I am super tired of sleeping on the floor

            about 7 days ago from web
            • And now, back to our show!

              about 8 days ago from web
              • But first, this word from our sponsors:

                about 8 days ago from web
                • F R E N Z Y ! !

                  about 8 days ago from web
                  • Oh boy I am in for a frenzy tomorrow

                    about 9 days ago from web
                    • Even I've all but officially quit.

                      about 11 days ago from web
                      • would you believe i don’t drink anymore????

                        about 12 days ago from web
                      • why was it such a big deal that Anakin Skywalker had a secret wife, and why did she need to be a secret, did anyone ever watch the Clone Wars show?? Obi-Wan was a FrankerZing grapey-slaying Potato Knishes machine, this man kiwied CONSTANTLY and nobody seemed to give a rat's ass about it.

                        about 12 days ago from web
                      • I just want to start challenging politricksters to trial by combat in exchange for their positions

                        about 13 days ago from web
                      • I had the best terminator batcavepost but the file is too big :c

                        about 12 days ago from web
                        • Well that was as depressing as it was unsurprising

                          about 12 days ago from web
                        • Yeah, well, my Mom says I'm handsome! (but my Mom is dead) by Fall Out Boy

                          about 12 days ago from web
                          • Now would be a great night to still be drinking, except that now is exactly the kind of night I swore off drinking on even when I did drink

                            about 12 days ago from web
                            • Just got back from a shooting range, it was pretty cool

                              about 19 days ago from web
                            • And what a voice Comic Book Guy has, too

                              about 13 days ago from web
                              • What the Potato Knishes is going on in Iowa

                                about 14 days ago from web
                              • So much twister-face in this season 2 Simpsons episode

                                about 13 days ago from web
                                • So of course today I would blow my goddamned truck

                                  about 14 days ago from web
                                  • Watched "Little Witch Academia". It's alright. The overarching plot however is weak and with a lot of wasted potential.

                                    about 15 days ago from web
                                  • why is “baby nut” trending, did the super bowl take a horrifyingly bizarre turn

                                    about 15 days ago from web
                                  • special shoutouts to the woman who just called me ugly to her daughter in Spanish because she thought I couldn’t understand her. When I raised my eyebrow she turned to me and said “I was just telling my daughter you look like someone we know”. Okay, ma’am.

                                    about 16 days ago from web