Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:31:55 UTC

  1. @mushi Internet law #: You cannot be a straight white male who is perfectly comfortable with their gender. That is punishable by condemnation from the entire internet.

    Internet law #: You cannot, in any way, suggest that you do not hate the NSA. That is punishable by being swarmed with conspiracy theorists telling you how much of an idiot you are.

    Internet law #: If you're a brony, internet law # does not apply to you BUT it comes at the cost of having to make inappropriate forum posts constantly.

    Internet law #: You have to like Attack on Titan for some reason.

    Internet law #: If you're an artist, you can't charge people for commissions or else you're a total asshole.

    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 22:31:55 UTC from web in context