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is ivanka trump the Malik Obama of the Trump family???
Friday, 18-Aug-17 19:49:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation >malik obama
Ma'lik knows many things, he tells some http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861499
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if you found out trump was your dad and Hillary Clinton was your mom what would you do
Friday, 18-Aug-17 19:45:44 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Get the votes of both parties running under each name on a different list, then abolish democracy to become the emperor of USA.
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@mrmattimation Essentially the opposite of Oedipus.
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@guizzy Kill your mom and sleep with your dad?
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>organ trade is illegal
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@obrez Donations?
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@nerthos yeah i know, i just have a sweet spot for wordplay and stupid jokes
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cannot believe this site still exists.
Friday, 18-Aug-17 18:33:29 UTC from web -
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:44:31 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 50 basements, 50 virgins playing dota and cs 1.6 all day, the Brazilian diet is mostly rice, it could work. My hair is about 1.2m long by now and it took 7 years to grow that long, so considering the prices premium hair extensions go by, with one full shearing every 3 years, the math works.
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@nerthos @ceruleanspark weird, the hair store i've seen here only accept hair from india
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@mushi Maybe they have basement indians
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Though I guess rabid sjws are less dangerous in that regard than nazis, nazis were crafty.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 23:41:19 UTC from web-
@nerthos One are a xenophobic group who hate the mango out of anybody not fitting their ideals or not living by their rules and the other are nazis.
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@nerthos Nazis know they're not mainstream so they get underhanded. SJWs think they're mainstream then get buttmad when they're rejected
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Don't you just love it when some Communist who never lived in a Communist country tries explaining how Stalin and Mao were totally great leaders to someone who has been to one and had family who suffered under that?
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@gameragodzilla Hell Soviet propaganda all the way up to glasnost was more for foreigners. I don't know how it is in China but most Russians I've known don't really fall for that from any politician. Both are worse, as we say.
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@awl True. There were entire fake villages for visiters.
China does the same. They show off their awesome new military equipment and now people are genuinely convinced China is a superpower, something all actual Chinese people laugh at -
@awl You only need to make the deal look sweet until the customer signs the contract.
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The odd thing to me is the fact that it's mostly Leftists using "centrist" as a pejorative. You'd figure a wing that's out of power or losing power throughout the Western world would try to appeal more to centrists in order to get more votes and get back into power. That'd be the logical step, right?
Ah well, grape it, I've always been right leaning so I ain't gonna interrupt them while they're making a mistake.-
@nerthos Seems so.
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@gameragodzilla They won't unbrainwash, they'll remain bitter and hateful as they are, it's a matter of outnumbering them and not forgetting they're there until they die off, as given the chance they'll slip back in. In 60 years it'll be safe to not be wary of them, but you have to be careful until then. Like nazis for example. They're not an issue anymore, they're all dead of age. 30 years ago however, if people just forgot about it, it was very likely a few of the remaining nazis would attempt to infiltrate a political party and resurrect themselves.
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@nerthos Hail Hydra
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snooze!
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Be like me, just be violently reactionary against both sides whenever one of them grows into a reasonable threat.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 23:27:09 UTC from web -
There seems to be some weird war on Centrists with various political factions these days. It's like their assumption of Centrism is "I'm 100% right, they're 100% wrong, therefore Centrists are 50% wrong" which is not how politics or anything like that works.
I find that line of thinking very dangerous because it means people can justify doing all sorts of actions by saying they're doing it for a "100% good cause", which is how many historical atrocities happened.-
@nerthos Pretty much. It's even filtered into the elites, with Owen Jones saying "centrists are the real extremists" or some dumb banana like that.
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@gameragodzilla I have no idea who Owen Jones is, but both sides will do all they can to ruin the reputation of centrists.
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@nerthos Some writer for the Guardian, which should probably explain everything.
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A Megas game would've been rad as hell.
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@nurgledsatorin Something like an /m/ Godhand but with context sensitive buttons.
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So who thinks the Juggalo march on DC next month is going to turn violent
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 22:08:55 UTC from web -
Managed to make it to the next position at the cost of one SS platoon (I suppose noone will miss them in the end) and unlocked the panzer VI for the mission, which has more than enough armor to make it through the howitzer barrages. However there's no "all hatches closed" command in the game so it's either get there with a crew of 4 and no AA gun or losing the tank commander. #menofwar
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:50:34 UTC from web -
I fear I'm slowly becoming a yob. Last night my friend dared me to put my nutsack on Joe's car bonnet and I did
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:33:02 UTC from web-
@nerthos they don't have prisons in England, the Conservative party fired every single cop in the country
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@mrmattimation There's always the london tower
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@nerthos that's where they keep all those Doctor Who artifacts
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i hate baseball fangraphs. me no fWAR
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:28:23 UTC from web -
Since the enemy decided to entrench itself and deploy loads of snipers and AT cannons, thus making it impossible for both infantry and the light tanks I have available to advance, I've reverted to WWI tactics and deployed a whole lot of riflemen and machine guns along sandbag lines while I slowly mow down the enemy with mortars. #menofwar
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:26:49 UTC from web -
tfw no mechanic wife https://bananaposter.club/file/0a3e24b4d2f8a96602fb707f8b0ad30861093474e3ef321d32783a1968a26c9f.jpg
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i come here for the first time in two weeks and immediately get ladleposted at
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for anybody who says they love meat in reply to someone saying they don't
i wish i could just go through my screen
and put my finger up to your mouth
shhhh
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@delores how thick?
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RIP Ross
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:50:11 UTC from web -
perhaps they're wondering why someone would lick a ladle before putting it back in the food
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@biwazimayui I don't care about your excuses for this degeneracy
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@shpuld less food wasted going down the sink when you do the dishes
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@biwazimayui suuure
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delimiter died again? gosh
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@nerthos ok lad
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@biwazimayui missing a "le" in there
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@nerthos fgdfgs
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Yesterday I proved Gaston's 60 egg a day diet works, today that you can operate a brazilian hair farm. I'm on a roll.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:25:13 UTC from web -
When you get called back for an emergency formation halfway through your workout and all you can think is, "we better be going to war with Korea or I'ma be batcaveed."
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:58:54 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze Venezuela is more likely
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@safebot "delet this"
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And the totally not unexpected is now happening: people wanting statues of George Washington to be removed because he was a slave holder.
Of course to be really consistent you have to rename everything named after him as well, such as, you know, the nation's capital. And while you're at it don't forget to remove those documents he signed like the Declaration of Independence. -
I mean, for all I know Kim Jong Un is my cousin
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:21:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE
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@dokidoki The non-government-sanctioned haircut fooled everyone
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@dokidoki he keeps asking me to draw his official portrait but he'll only offer "exposure"
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My neighbors have a dog that I think is actually more bear than dog
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:05:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Who's to say the FBI isn't infiltrated by the Russians
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@nerthos If the FBI were infiltrated by Russians, they'd actually listen to the President once in a while
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@mrmattimation Replace the FBI for paratrooper bears.
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i'm heading to the bank today to discuss what options i can take to put myself into even greater debt
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:59:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Buy high risk cryptocurrency, you have equal chances to get rid of all debt or make it impossible to ever pay.
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