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"Apple’s latest iOS 10 update has revamped its own messaging app to rival Facebook and Whatsapp.
As a nice new touch, you can now send fun GIFs to your friends and family – but you should be careful what you search for.
If you type in ‘butt’, you’ll find a NSFW GIF showing a My Little Pony character doing something My Little Ponies should NEVER do."Friday, 16-Sep-16 21:19:50 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It's Fluttershy removing a pair of panties. It's actually only NSFW by implication, as she's completely featureless underneath them.
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@ceruleanspark Congratulations on your extensive horseporn research
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@thelastgherkin Griffin actually did it already, before complaining that he couldn't get it to show up
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One of the immunisations Lisa requests before going to Camp Krusty is for Leprosy.
Friday, 16-Sep-16 21:17:54 UTC from web -
Why was Sideshow Bob trying to kill Selma anyway
Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:50:20 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Didn't he want her money? I haven't seen the episode in quite a while and I'm not sure if that's the case.
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@adiwan That's what I thought, but the episode never actually establishes that she has money.
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@ceruleanspark The summary on wikipedia mentions stock money Selma owns. I need to watch the episode myself to confirm that.
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This is what I do when I'm feeling sick and sorry for myself: I watch classic Simpsons episodes in a nest of blankets and ask stupid questions about them
Friday, 16-Sep-16 20:03:29 UTC from web -
Sideshow Bob and Principal Skinner both share their prisoner number with Jean Valjean.
Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:34:41 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Yeah well on the other hand I'm pretty sure at this point Principal Skinner is too young to have served in Vietnam.
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You're forgetting the first two noble truths of the buddha
Friday, 16-Sep-16 19:32:40 UTC from web -
Even the most socialist communities need some elitism, so I don't exactly feel any shame when I say anyone who supports UKIP is an absolute moron
Friday, 16-Sep-16 13:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiffany "Rainbow Dash Network everyone"
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@ceruleanspark [looking up from my anarchic "anti-social" network] these batcaveers, fighting back.
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I just want Smithers and Mr Burns to kisu kisu already.
Friday, 16-Sep-16 11:22:49 UTC from web -
Have you ever played DDR on a machine in such bad shape that you lost a bit of faith in humanity? I just did.
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 01:59:42 UTC from web -
what the papaya am i saying, they make MLP vinyl figures, i'm a kiwiing idiot
Thursday, 15-Sep-16 01:07:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation No they map MLP pop figures. Vinyl figures are dead
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@redenchilada I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE FANDOM SINCE MY LITTLE BRONY 2 OKAY
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My friends and I wanna start a Let's Play channel but I don't wanna spend $200 on a capture card for a project that we might give up on after a month
Wednesday, 14-Sep-16 19:41:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Just plug in a VHS recorder onto the tv and record the game then mail it.
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@mrmattimation Point a camcorder at the teevee
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@mrmattimation An EZCap is like $30 of you want something cheap to get your feet wet with and don't mind a fuzzy picture
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What does it say about my life if I read through almost the entirety of an article my boss linked to the company before the realizing that the page was completely covered in porn ads
Wednesday, 14-Sep-16 22:17:24 UTC from web-
@redenchilada You're professional?
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http://pny.lv/0tnmk Spend the $3 on this wonderful game
Wednesday, 14-Sep-16 03:05:31 UTC from web -
I imagine Alphys wouldn't use the generic-ass monitors that I use. Somebody link me some REALLY good 16:9 monitors to base the next model on.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 22:10:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If I were Alphys I'd have dual ultrawide monitors and rotate one to the ultratall orientation. For the articles. Yeah.
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my tragus is swollen and sore so I decided to poke a hole through it like a rubber tyre and it's not sore now but it's bleeding profusely
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 21:52:35 UTC from web-
@tiffany show me the tragis
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Minor Text Fixes
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:56:53 UTC from web -
Erotic Toucans
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:25:45 UTC from web -
Nevermind, figured it out, it's aluminum just like everything else Apple was making at the time.
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 20:01:36 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They're /still/ making everything out of Aluminium.
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@ceruleanspark UH, the iPhones are SLATE
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Ooh, unused Undertale music: http://undertale.tumblr.com/
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 19:20:24 UTC from web -
happy birthgay @mrmattimation
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 04:35:44 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/0tk9t "Nothing is worse for a straight guy than looking at another heterosexual man’s butt only to see he’s wearing unflattering pants."
Tuesday, 13-Sep-16 03:06:06 UTC from web-
@zennx That's not a Gallade you papayaing banana
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@redenchilada I know, my comment was referent to the quote, not the link
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/5/58/475Gallade.png/900px-475Gallade.png - Gallade (and pants)
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/theamazingworldofgumball/images/8/86/GumballSeason2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20130601210245 - Gumball (and pants)
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@zennx Well Gallade was a mistake anyway so
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Playing The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning because Tomb Raider has bored me to the point that I no longer want to play it.
Monday, 12-Sep-16 19:20:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation The Legend of Spyro sucks eggs
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@redenchilada But does it suck worse than Digimon World?
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It's almost as funny as the time I tried to call colfax a turbo nerd and accidentally called him a turd instead
Sunday, 11-Sep-16 23:01:29 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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Also can we PLEASE make an exception in the fruit censor for "An.iseed", it makes it sound like I'm trashing somebody who works very hard on these cartoons @ceruleanspark
Sunday, 11-Sep-16 21:41:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation But it's funnier like this
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This thing where developers of major apps grapepost in their patch notes instead of actually describing what changed upsets me
Sunday, 11-Sep-16 16:30:04 UTC from web-
@redenchilada I like how they do it in warframe. When applying the patch they have the redtext guy batcavepost on the general chat, but then they release an actual changelist.
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I straight up would not hesitate to punch Martin Shrekeli in the face if I ever ran into him. Don't give a FrankerZ about drug price raising. Don't give a apple about his bad taste in midwest emo. Don't give a batcave about his politics. Would just like to papayaing lay him out, especially because he fancies himself an MMA fighter. Dude has never taken a punch in his life. I could floor him, and it would be hilarious
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@redenchilada Oh, this guy. I remember that.
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m14brony likes this.
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Oh, never mind, the remote board was above the service panel
Sunday, 11-Sep-16 04:05:36 UTC from web -
Kind of annoyed that I need a key I don't have to get into the back of TC and a remote board I also don't have to adjust the monitor settings because the whole picture is offset to the left and I can't calibrate the lightgun properly without losing the ability to shoot the left edge of the screen
Sunday, 11-Sep-16 03:09:25 UTC from web -
Do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?
Saturday, 10-Sep-16 23:16:44 UTC from web
