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Festive food. Family friendly. Open minded. No limits.
Thursday, 21-Jun-18 20:59:35 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Herpes Blitz Protocol is my least favourite Tom Clancy game
Wednesday, 20-Jun-18 08:27:15 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Anyway, if you could have one cryptid turn out to be real, which would it be?
Wednesday, 06-Jun-18 15:52:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin . . . Mind blown.
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It's called clopping, dad
Thursday, 31-May-18 18:56:03 UTC from web -
!Rainbow_Dash going on about RDN http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872040
Sunday, 27-May-18 04:10:41 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Sunday, 06-May-18 08:27:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Congratulations for your hexadeca-tuplets.
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
Today's Derpibooru Tag of the Day is... http://rainbowdash.net/url/871802
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 08:48:11 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Wanna start an MLP grindcore band with that name? If there isn't already an IRL one?
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Oh look, there he goes; flying through the sky
Friday, 30-Mar-18 08:46:51 UTC from web -
It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
Dreamed that some of you had started adding things to your avatars that at first glance looked like dicks but on closer inspection were relatively innocuous items
Saturday, 17-Mar-18 10:20:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin your moderator syndrome was showing
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Dicks out for Ben Drowned
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 14:47:07 UTC from web -
Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful. !Rainbow_Dash http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870451
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What's up gamers, like and subscribe
Monday, 05-Mar-18 10:02:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 YouTuber impression, it even takes up more than 30 percent of the posted content!
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@thelastgherkin Yes Pinkie Blerb!
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Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
Monday, 26-Feb-18 09:14:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Important to one's mental health.
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Sunday, 25-Feb-18 08:27:37 UTC from web
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How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web-
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web-
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web -
Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 09:10:57 UTC from web -
My favourite former RDN user is Gherkin
Saturday, 27-Jan-18 10:20:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin at least the third one.
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Don't hate me cos you ate me
Tuesday, 23-Jan-18 17:35:38 UTC from web -
@augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
>both lay pipe for a living
Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?- Scribus likes this.
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@dokidoki No, he was Luigi. http://rainbowdash.net/url/868280
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@thelastgherkin "King Pooper intends on forcefully having Perlina help him travel to Earth with a tub full of semen energized by a special generator." ...but, like, why? What did the grape tub do besides be a tub of papaya?
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@mrmattimation What else do you do besides be a tub of papaya
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Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa
Monday, 15-Jan-18 22:29:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seth Everdaddy
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@tiff What the kiwi
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@thelastgherkin no judgement
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AURORA BORABALIS http://rainbowdash.net/url/867970
Monday, 08-Jan-18 10:16:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin is your icon Pinkie blob?
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@firestormdangerdash It's a new Pinkie Pie keychain http://rainbowdash.net/url/868014
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@thelastgherkin oh my fluff!
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This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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!vgp !Rainbow_Dash Made an Assassin Dash emblem for BF1 http://emblemsbf.com/emblem-89535.html
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 08:36:31 UTC from web -
Start papayaing now and you could probably batcave dead on midnight. Start 2018 with a shameful covering of apple on your dominant hand
Sunday, 31-Dec-17 23:45:18 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin i actually cant make sense of this.
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@firestormdangerdash That means it's still safe for work, right?
