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also I don't wanna hear any "haha this guy is surprised to see the left eating itself" bullFluffle Puff because I want it on record that I would throw any number of neo-woke glamour progressives in front of an oncoming freight train
Monday, 25-May-20 15:25:14 UTC from web-
@tiff Oh, just let me organize a rant on content warnings, and how an initially good and considerate idea has turned into a mollycoddle circlejerk, and if you're so terrified of spiders that I can't say "Spider-Man" that's YOUR problem, etc etc
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@scribus I am wholly sympathetic towards people with those sorts of predispositions but at the same time we are at (arguably past) the point where people act like the Internet should be catered towards them and their sensibilities specifically and it's to the detriment of years of societal progress
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there's no way around it; the minute any of my tweets gain any sort of traction I will have to delete this account so as not to get cancelled instantaneously
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went through my DMs for old time's sake and damn I caused a lotta FrankerZ around here huh lol
Monday, 20-Apr-20 20:00:33 UTC from web-
the venn diagram of mods throughout the site's history and the people who had to DM me to shut the papaya up is a circle
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@mrmattimation rip the mod who banned us then had a nervous breakdown and left
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damn the end of bojack was rough huh
Sunday, 12-Apr-20 21:03:32 UTC from web-
@awl yeah, I liked it overall (and most of the themes in season 6 hit extremely close for me) but it's probably the weakest season since the first
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I have a pretty great immune system and viral infections don’t actually do a whole lot to me and I’m wondering if maybe I could shrink down to microscopic size and just take on the coronavirus myself, mono y mono
Sunday, 29-Mar-20 23:31:32 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation would you have sex with the coronavirus to teach it about the depths of human love
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@tiff I would make love to it and then destroy it anyway, to teach it a lesson in humility
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I’m beginning to consider the idea that maybe I have coronavirus but all it’s doing to me is giving me a cold. It’s been around 6-10 days since I was possibly exposed to it by an elderly customer who maybe got it in Arlington (never did figure out who it was and if they were even in the store), and I’ve been dealing with cold symptoms for a few days now. No fever yet, though, and my cough was exceptionally minor and is gone today. Hopefully if that’s the case I didn’t get anyone sick, I was careful to make sure I was sanitizing everything in my cough radius just in case.
Thursday, 19-Mar-20 19:28:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I thought the same until I had a fevre this morning. So now I’m self-quarantining.
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we need the Bernie Can Still Win meme now more than ever
Wednesday, 11-Mar-20 16:10:55 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@tiff he announced today that he would stay in the race despite not having a viable way to the nomination (in 2016 he at least had a real shot until around May or June) so he himself may be perpetuating the meme
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@mrmattimation All I really want is to see Juggernaut shove the orange guy up the old guy
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@mrmattimation that's my boy
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Seriously, I exist in a constant state of readiness to draw blood if someone GIYF's me. I have actually ended a friendship for it ('course, it was a friendship with a guy in prison for attempted matricide, so maybe that was just the excuse lol)
Friday, 06-Mar-20 00:01:52 UTC from web-
@scribus a former co-worker of mine said this a lot. An automotive technician who relied on Youtube. It became a growing trend at that shop so I had to leave basically.
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@awl Well, that's about as distressing as it is unsurprising. I mean, I've used YT for my auto repairs, but I never claimed to be a professional.
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well, my dying friend is now my dead friend.
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 20:34:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation batcave, i'm so sorry
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@mrmattimation My condolences, man...
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Time for me to be a big boy and come out and admit that I don’t know the difference between bisexuals and pansexuals. I have heard each definition. My brain can not comprehend a difference.
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he says as if he doesn't walk around saying "I'M GAY" or some variation of every 5 seconds lol
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@tiff I always preferred label-free, anyway. Twenty years ago, I was "hetero" because "I may only be attracted to the opposite sex, but I'm not misogynistic or homophobic like those STRAIGHTS over there..."
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@scribus yeah we're breaking down all these identity norms anyway, may as well do away with it all and quit worrying about labels
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not to be a total papaya but seeing my mum in a healthy relationship with a nice dude who doesn't have any sort of alcohol dependency makes me very happy to see
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@mrmattimation yeah call me it for real and see how turned on i get you papayaing cuck
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time to deny the american people the right to vote
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Just learned a friend has brain cancer. Ngl, that’s kind of a huge bummer
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@mrmattimation that's so horrible, condolences to them and you
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@tiff @scribus thanks, admittedly I don’t 100% know what’s going to happen, it’s a friend I know through work and I found out about it through an announcement that was made to the management team about it. I don’t know how serious it is, if it’s treatable, etc. etc. Maybe I’m overreacting. Maybe this ends up being nothing after a round of chemo and a surgery. I hope that’s the case but I know almost nothing about it and I’m supposed to be pretend everything’s normal.
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@mrmattimation i don't think there's any one (or really any at all) appropriate emotional response to something like that. even if the odds are favourable it puts the transience of those you care about into harrowing perspective
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Happy new year, to those that remain, and would still be called friends.
May time never erode what was built, the chapter of our lives that we spent together.
In perpetuity you will find a brother in me if that is what you desire.Tuesday, 31-Dec-19 11:24:27 UTC from web-
@awl Same to you awl! though I suppose in your case, we still keep in contact.
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But I do have something today: I bought a house!
Friday, 27-Dec-19 00:16:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark congratulations on having a house! Still in UK I presume?
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@ceruleanspark Wow, congrats! I'm severely envious, not gonna lie, but still - gratz!
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@ceruleanspark Congratulations Adam, I sincerely hope that turns out well for you, homeownership is the threshold to genuine independence and the biggest milestone in the construction of a life of your own.
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END OF YEAR MUSIC THREAD
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HONOURABLE MENTIONS 2019 https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_/status/1207997681974620161 http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875391
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TOP 15 EPs of 2019 https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_/status/1208359492259323904 http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875395
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TOP 25 ALBUMS of 2019 https://twitter.com/Tiff_Spearman_/status/1208721718103158789 http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875399
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TOP 15 EPs TOMORROW
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Pokémon mystery dungeon is the best Pokémon ever prove me wrong nerds
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@mrmattimation honestly i agree
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"i hate minorities"
"that's cool bro, everyone has their own opinion"
"i hate people who hate minorities"
"whoa man, that's not cool?? what have they done to you??"Saturday, 14-Dec-19 00:01:02 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation that's cringe bro, you actually care about systematic oppression? that's pretty queer bro
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there are people on this planet who want me and my loved ones dead, go papaya yourself if you think i'm not allowed to defend myself
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Mat be a little late for a calming scene but here one is. De facto car life has some benefits when you get free parking in state parks closed for winter. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875385
Friday, 13-Dec-19 18:33:59 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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EAT THE RICH OR DIE STARVING
Friday, 13-Dec-19 07:09:46 UTC from web- Scribus, orungano and Jonathan Chouinard like this.
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apple TORIES
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also i'm pretty sure if you're diabetic you can still eat junk food if you take the appropriate amount of insulin?? like it's a good idea in general to not eat too much
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@tiff ......... technically, this is true. Only to an extent though, obviously. In healthy individuals, the more insulin in the blood, the less bio reactive it is. In individuals with diabetes or insulin resistance, this happens sooner.
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hearing people at work speak about intersex individuals as if it's some recent millennial trend is trimming precious years off my already flimsy life span
Wednesday, 11-Dec-19 18:50:14 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony Beautiful, hypocritical assumption. I'm not calling for death to TERFS or Torries. And you have been far too antagonistic to be "just askin'." And feel free to quote scripture, I use it myself. It's a better reference than Dewey! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875386
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@scribus "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani ?"
Oh I tell you why. While not calling for the death of groups you do not agree with directly you certainly do not seem to be too keen on calling it out either.
In your other post you talk about those you deem worthy of execution. Worthy ? ... WORTHY ! Face it. You became just as bad as the people you deem worthy of disrespect or worse. May that mark upon your skin be forever be a reminder of the person you became you swore you did not want to be.
Everyone who thinks I am an asshole should realize something. Do it ! I will happily martyr myself in your memories and off of this platform. The next time something bad happens or the 'wrong' person gets elected I want you all to blame me. Scribus can quote Romans 2:1 and you can all rest assured that everyone is safe as you did the right thing by closing yourself off from answering questions and using shaming tactics to establish dominance and promote group-think.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
The irony is lost on this one.
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"BUT I do know that the whole instance is making my life harder" Yeah, like how it's hard being exiled from your family Christmas party, because your depressed, transphobic relative is going to be there, and everyone is worried that your mere presence will push him over the edge?
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@drinkingpony Can't make him get help, unfortunately.
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@thismightbeauser My apologies, the reaction comes from my own intolerance of closed-mindedness. To sum it up it's like when Luanne said "I hate hate" in King of the Hill
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@awl That's okay
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grapeing SJWs and their MADE UP third person gender neutral pronoun that hasn't existed for centuries
Wednesday, 11-Dec-19 18:48:31 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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thinking about that guy again who saw "used to refer to a person of unspecified gender" under the dictionary definition of "they" and actually thought it meant "used to" as if it's an archaic term
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My father-in-law may be a low human being but that has nothing to do with them being trans. Wish my other family members didn’t equate the two.
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society
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"i conducted no research on this person and now you're telling me i'm wrong?!?!?!?!"
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