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  1. @sprocket My cat CAN'T cream. I made sure of that.

    Monday, 07-Mar-16 21:13:24 UTC from web in context
  2. @sprocket Dude... "Just a graphic designer" Is such a bullpapaya response. Here is why!
    One: You are a part of the team that is purely responsible for the Site's aesthetic design. Everything from the art, possibly font, and design was most likely collaberated by with you or done solely by you. To deny that, is bullgrape.
    Two: You are a team, if you for once, try to minimize the importance of anyone's work... You are not a healthy member of that team and can ay claim for any problems that occur. Disrupting Moral, communication, putting the team's stability at risk... God damn it.

    Sunday, 06-Mar-16 07:28:57 UTC from web in context
  3. @sprocket happy day!

    Wednesday, 17-Feb-16 14:38:20 UTC from web in context
  4. A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster & says'Old fart,time for you to retire.'  The old rooster replies,'Come on, surely you don't need ALL of these chickens.Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'  The young rooster says 'Beat it:You are past it & I am taking over.'  The old rooster says 'I tell you what, young stud.We'll race around the farmhouse.Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.'You know you don't stand a chance,just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running.About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off. They round the front porch of the farmhouse & the young rooster has closed the gap.He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster & gaining fast. The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.The old rooster 

    Sunday, 24-May-15 16:11:47 UTC from micro.fragdev.com in context
  5. @sprocket lol

    Monday, 16-Nov-15 23:17:30 UTC from web in context

    Monday, 16-Nov-15 23:03:30 UTC from web in context
  7. "You have my Sword."
    "you have my Bow."
    "You have my Japanese Body Pillow."

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 21:07:21 UTC from web
  8. @sprocket And Armour!

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 03:05:54 UTC from web in context
  9. @sprocket Now you are thinking with Fursuits!

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 03:05:40 UTC from web in context

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 02:57:53 UTC from web in context
  11. @sprocket I see

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 02:44:36 UTC from web in context
  12. @bobo what kind of parent names their kid "unfun"

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 02:38:16 UTC from web in context
  13. Hey I could make a group. Drushanniki (a play on words).

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 02:37:36 UTC from web
  14. @tiffany And we're emitting gamma ray photons

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 02:36:19 UTC from web in context
  15. @someotherstupidname rorshanka

    Sunday, 15-Nov-15 02:35:36 UTC from web in context
  16. @sprocket Yes! It is very very great!

    Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 03:58:00 UTC from web in context

    Monday, 09-Nov-15 22:45:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  18. ^-^// Kiss my ass! \\^-^

    Monday, 09-Nov-15 22:41:17 UTC from web in context
  19. @northernnarwhal Nah, but I'd like to imagine Simon is a total weeb anyway tbh

    Monday, 09-Nov-15 22:39:05 UTC from web in context
  20. @sprocket WANNA Fluffle Puff?!
    No but seriously, despite that forwardness, love yah too mate

    Monday, 09-Nov-15 22:34:05 UTC from web in context
  21. Ah yes, the five cornerstones of human emotion http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/829002

    Thursday, 05-Nov-15 16:52:51 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  22. Gonna play a little game with my friends. It's called "mango up Matt's Fallout play through." Every time I come across a game altering decision, my friends will vote on the outcome. I will not participate.

    Thursday, 05-Nov-15 18:27:00 UTC from web
  23. What's the deal with TV commercials that are filmed in HD but then down scaled to SD, so when you watch it on a widescreen TV you get this ugly letterbox surrounding the commercial.

    Saturday, 31-Oct-15 15:04:41 UTC from web
  24. @sprocket SHIPPING IS MY FAVORITE!

    Saturday, 31-Oct-15 01:30:06 UTC from web in context
  25. @sprocket 52

    Saturday, 31-Oct-15 00:35:47 UTC from web in context
  26. @sprocket dank meme

    Friday, 30-Oct-15 18:43:16 UTC from web in context
  27. @adiwan But if meth was in-world? Dude. Then you get all Walter White, and blue crystal, and suddenly Rarity's cutie mark takes on a whole different meaning....

    Tuesday, 29-Sep-15 13:38:25 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  28. @tiffany >implying the blue lesbian is not by definition the best lesbian

    Monday, 28-Sep-15 19:52:15 UTC from web in context
  29. If you or someone you know excretes solid waste and has created elaborate webs of self-deception into believing it's something common among all humans, please call support professionals immediately at 1-800-Poo-No-Mo

    Monday, 21-Sep-15 15:45:24 UTC from web in context
  30. I just wrote the word "fam" in a script and I've never been more ashamed in my life

    Monday, 21-Sep-15 15:05:53 UTC from web