Notices tagged with mylife
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If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget. #mylife
Sunday, 08-Dec-13 10:19:26 UTC from web -
@yesnoidontknow your name is my life..... #mylife
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Monday, 28-Oct-13 01:01:38 UTC from web
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And I return :D ... Up next in the show #mylife ... Laundry
Thursday, 18-Apr-13 15:01:25 UTC from web -
1. meet girl 2. effortless start conversation 3. keep her interested in talking 4. introduce self 5. forget to ask for phone number #mylife
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I’m alone in a small room, trapped behind a locked door, and unable to use magic. Most of my life is said to be a lie, everyone believes I’m insane, and I’m even starting to doubt my own mental acuity. My friends are just broken shadows of who they were: Applejack works for the ponies who have me locked up, Pinkie Pie is emotionally unstable, I think Fluttershy tried to kill herself, and Rainbow Dash did do her best to kill Applejack! In a few minutes another pony I don’t know is going to come by to feed me pills that do Celestia knows what to me before escorting me to the bathroom like I’m some cross between a criminal and a foal. I’ve passed out twice, broken a mirror with my face, almost broken my nose, hit my head on a tile floor, and accumulated a broad range of other small bruises and aches. And this is only my first day. Tomorrow, I get to do it all over again! #MyLife #YOLO
Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 05:30:51 UTC from web -
Friday, 14-Sep-12 03:32:19 UTC from web
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Alright, so I have no pants. I think I'll wear the pair with the hole...think of it as ventilation, yeaaah. Plus it's probably cold in Germany this time of year, so I don't want to make the dirty pants...dirtier. #mylife
Thursday, 13-Oct-11 20:08:36 UTC from web