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#randomquote of today desk-employee:"OH MY GOD ! YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD FROM TIP TO TOE !!! What happned ?" me:"oh don't worry, it's not mine". Explaining how a dumb cook-employee where I work at accidentally cut a radial artery on top of his hand and me patching him up till the paramedics came ( yes someone called the paramedics, Even though around the time they came it was more like a taxi ). Gotta love my "on-the-fly" improvise ability, fresh towel for the bleeding and a latex glove as tourniquet. Either way. Going back home while wearing clothes mostly covered in blood was probably a bad idea.
Thursday, 02-May-13 14:53:11 UTC from web -
"the other team are all campers !" - ememy team ... "your team is made up completely from hookahnesian players" - rebuttal #BF3 !VGP #randomquote #wtf
Saturday, 29-Oct-11 19:21:13 UTC from web -
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams #randomquote
Monday, 18-Jul-11 14:18:21 UTC from Choqok