Notices tagged with totw, page 19

treesy

#totw "Wait.. anoth-" "BEEEEEEP" "Ouch! SPIKE!" "I can't help it!" "Okay Twilight.. keep calm... What does this one say... My little pony there are parts of your life that I really don't want to know about. That is one of them. My dear Twilight. You are no longer the filly I first met. You have grown into a wonderful princess. That is why I installed this magical answering machine to recieve your messages during those times I cannot or will not read the immediately. This message will also be sent to you whenever your message goes into the machine. When that happens, please duck after the tone..."

Scribus

#totw "Thank you, Twilight Sparkle. But your princess is in another castle!"

treesy

#totw "What next scroll?" muttered Twilight. Spike turned to look at her again. "I think it's BEEEEEEP!" Another scroll flew into Twilight's face. "Ouchie. What's this? ....You still fail to remember that I do in fact sleep. Every night. Usually around the same time. When was it, my little pony. When did you forget this oh so important fact. I also eat. My mealtimes are as regular as the rising of the sun every morning. So why is it, that while dining with the Prench ambassador last week, I ended up with a bowl of bouillabaisse avec le papier? It does not add to the flavor. Speaking of bad taste, the quality of your reports has decreased considerably as of late. Was I unclear when I told you that you only had to send a report when you had learned a valuable lesson. Reporting every small thing you do for a friend is not what I had in mind. Do not get me started on that one report you named 'Nurse Redheart, or: How I learned to love the bombshell'. Continued in next scroll...

treesy

#totw "I bet the Princess will love the new friendship report!" exclaimed Twilight as Spike incinerated the letter. "I learned a lot about the kindness of strangers when I helped that old mare across the road. Who would have thought that some random passerby would be so kind as to resuscitate her after the shock of teleporting gave her a heart attack? So, Spike, what's for dinner?" Spike turned towards her "BEEEEEEP!" He shouted as a scroll shot out of his mouth and into Twilight's face. "Wow!" said Twilight, "Princess Celestia must have really liked the report to reply so quickly. Maybe she liked my comparison between the Earth pony CPR method used to revive the mare compared to the magic-based one I've used unsuccessfully on the last four vic... subjects. Let's see now... My dear Twilight. If you are reading this you have sent me another friendship report at an unmely hour. My faithful student. You have studied under me for many years. yet... Message continued on next scroll...

Matt

#totw I had a lot of fun doing this. http://ur1.ca/ddha7

Eris

#totw Excellent work Twilight. I am glad to see that there is still much to learn and teach about the wonders of friendship. Now, could you please repeat that for the machine?

that guy you hate

#totw Please try again

Cloud Kicker

#TotW I think Lyra should have a duet with Rainbow Dash in a song singing about procrastination vs pure uncut action. In this song you can put in Lyra's love for sitting like a human.

jack

#totw vinyl scratch and pinkie pie now that would be the shiznet

Gherkin ☑️

#totw if I had to pick a background pony to sing a duet it would be applejack

Ian Orebaugh

#totw I think it should be SweetieBell and Rarity as a sister sister bonding type situation.

Ian Orebaugh

#totw I think it should be SweetieBell and Rarity as a sister sister bonding type situation.

lyrica

#totw Rarity is my choice, I just love her singing voice, so wonderful

Alex Dina

#totw even though rainbow dash is my favorite pony, i would want to do it with rarity. i would love to hear her sing about how awesome i am!

Thunder Twist

#totw Cloudchaser and Rainbow Dash singing about flying and the Wonderbolts Academy.

Scribus

#totw Derpy (or whatever you like to call her) and Berry Punch, singing about how terrible it is to be perceived as hopeless (muffin/drinking) addicts by the fans their friends and neighbors, something hinting at deeper, more fulfilling lives beyond being background filler. And then, they get cut off when the mane 6 come singing and dancing through on an adventure of their own.

Scribus

#totw Derpy (or whatever you like to call her) and Berry Punch, singing about how terrible it is to be perceived as hopeless (muffin/drinking) addicts by the fans their friends and neighbors, something hinting at deeper, more fulfilling lives beyond being background filler. And then, they get cut off when the mane 6 come singing and dancing through on an adventure of their own.

Shawn

#totw Twilight Sparkle and Lyra Heartstrings. I can imagine Twilight Sparkle does not believe that humans exist and that Lyra gets in an argument with her over it. Most of the singing would be done with the two seperate singing each part as the audiance goes in and out of each verse by them as the study relentlessly trying to gather enough evidence to prove the other pony wrong.

Yuugi

#totw Help everypony by not wrecking everything.

Yuugi

#totw Rainbow Dash and Derpy, Derpy wants to help everypony and Rainbow is gonna help her!

Addie

#totw Lyra and Twilight, so Twilight could help Lyra become a human

Karl Garneau

#totw Bon Bon with the voice she used in Lesson Zero, alongside Rarity or Fluttershy. The juxtaposition would be hilarious to me.

Crusader 8

#totw If I could pick any background pony to sing a duet with one of the mane 6 ponies, I'd choose Rarity to sing with Fluttershy.

treesy

#totw Soarin walks into Sugar Cube Corner and is about to order when suddenly a pink blur drops in front of him. "Welcome to the SCC where we may be a bit hasty/But stop a while and try our food, you'll agree that it's tasty/You seem to want a certain snack, hmm can I pass this test?/Well sure, it is a no-brainer 'cause cupcakes are the best!" As Soarin moves to reply a window smashes and a grey pegasus slams into the floor. Standing, she glares at Pinkie and shoves a bag in Soarin's face. "How dare you Pinkie, you're so mean/dragging this colt into your scheme/Don't listen to a world she'll say/Muffins are the best snack anyday." "No way, cupcakes are delicious" "Muffins are delicious and nutritious." "Cupcakes are delicious, nutritious and PINKILICIOUUUUS!" a faint scream of "Copycat!" can be heard from the direction of the library. The two mares glare at each other, neither budging an inch. meanwhile, Soarin sobs quietly "I just wanted a pie..."

That wierd guy next door

#totw Minuette and your mom

that guy you hate

#totw rarity and fluttershy and make them sing "I just can't wait to be king" - lion king

treesy

#totw Soarin walks into Sugar Cube Corner and is about to order when suddenly a pink blur drops in front of him. "Welcome to the SCC where we may be a bit hasty/But stop a while and try our food, you'll agree that it's tasty/You seem to want a certain snack, hmm can I pass this test?/Well sure, it is a no-brainer 'cause cupcakes are the best!" As Soarin moves to reply a window smashes and a grey pegasus slams into the floor. Standing, she glares at Pinkie and shoves a bag in Soarin's face. "How dare you Pinkie, you're so mean/dragging this colt into your scheme/Don't listen to a world she'll say/Muffins are the best snack anyday." "No way, cupcakes are delicious" "Muffins are delicious and nutritious." "Cupcakes are delicious, nutritious and PINKILICIOUUUUS!" a faint scream of "Copycat!" can be heard from the direction of the library. The two mares glare at each other, neither budging an inch. meanwhile, Soarin sobs quietly "I just wanted a pie..."

ian david lamm

#totw I have to say derpy (ditzy doo for someponies) and rainbow dash telling the other mane six about cloudsdale's history

Crusader 8

#totw If I could pick any background pony to sing a duet with one of the mane 6 ponies, I'd choose Rarity to sing with Fluttershy.